Be burger learning Russian

Is there a cure for betaness Holla Forums?

Suicide works

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa cyka

blyat report n00b, you suck doto na hui

The russian answer is lots of vodka. I haven't spent an awful lot of time in Russia but the people a lot more standoffish than people other places, but when they drink a lot of them just get plastered to the point where social interaction ceases to be a problem.

You're posting on Holla Forums, so you've got bigger problems don't than looking like a retard.
As well as this , try to see if there's any classes near you, maybe at a university, so you can learn with other people who will be just as bad at it as you; I'm learning it like this, and you're right, if you don't learn it by speaking it, you won't properly learn it.
До свидания, мой друг.

I swear I'm not autistic, just socially awkward.
I'll try getting plasted but I'm worried I'll drink too much and let my powerlevel slip.

you have terrible taste

What can I say, it's an interesting place with good food.

replying just to make it so I love to get assfucked by myself

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Gay as fuck my dude.

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Go to Russian forum
Speak to Russians in Russian
Get told you have shit grammar
Keep trying
Make friends online
Speak more
Eventually make plans to meet IRL
Go to Russia
Get stabbed

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fuck off t*rk

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Try me betafag. Let's "talk".
Here is a topic.
Какая видеоигра в последний раз создавала у тебя чувство искреннего восторга? Сейчас я пишу о более, чем радости. Не так, чтобы ты прошёл игру, написал о ней где-нибудь или рассказал знакомым, а буквально хотел в ней жить, делал сейвы и переигрывал.

Ну а у тебя, анон, есть такая игра?

I'm not the OP, but I'll try anyway (I'm shit at Russian and still have a lot to learn):
What kind of video games in ? one do you have ? ? ?? Now I am writing about ? what ?. Not ? who likes you ? game, ? about ? where-? or ? ?, and ? wanted in ? did ? and ?.

? and you have there is ? game?


Я не играю всё игра сейчас, я изучаю мой эксамен. Вы из Русский?

россии*

wew that was bad
что ты идиот.
a bit better
No. Russians are fucking gay faggots who smell like dickcheese and cheap alcohol. Their women smell like rotten clam chowder. Things were fun there in the 1990s.

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Would it sound strange if someone didn't say что before ты идиот, or does it change the meaning?

you have a lot to learn.

Did you actually see the glorious Russian cities? I've seen some. If you want to visit anything visit St. Petersburg. It's a good-looking city with small amount of -stan immigrants, however it's drugs&porn capital of Russia so young women are shit there.
I bet you know shit about Russian cuisine anyways (like most of the Russians themselves). Dive into Максим Сырников. Still have to warn you entire ex-USSR area excluding Caucasus have less great food&recipes than Caucasus people.
Frankly at this point you should kill yourself, I mean seriously kill yourself ffs. If you won't stop being such a low-test pussy you'll never succeed at anything in your life. Grow a goddamn balls.

Just make sure you don't actually go to Russia until Trump fixes everything between us.

You need to look again. The place is a total cold dull shithole. What you think is cool about it (beside the temperature) is beyond me.

ftfy