Am I literally the only one in Holla Forums who isn't terribly interested in porn?

Am I literally the only one in Holla Forums who isn't terribly interested in porn?

I thought as much.

I'm interested in making friends.
Any takers?

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has it ever occurred to you that i'm only interested in making friends with someone that wants the same?
Thus, your answer is pointless

no

No.

Porn doesn't do a thing for me either. I see it here all the time. Threads where the pic is porn and the subject is something else.

uwatm8?

Pornography rots the brain and degenerates the soul

wotcha talking about m8?

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I'm not interested in porn 3dpd porn anyway . They get stale fast.

wntsmfckbby?

muh babytube glistens wif antcipation

No.

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If you ever begin a question why "Am I the only oneā€¦" the answer is always NO.

Jus call me precious bby

It's okay. You'll hit puberty soon enough.

yes.

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What the fuck happened there?

Looks like a pressure cooker asploded

Damn, I need to buy a pressure cooker

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