>be me >be illegal >see trump win >helicopters fill the sky over my house...

Justin Baker
Justin Baker

be me
be illegal
see trump win
helicopters fill the sky over my house
military swat and LAPD surrounded my house
shove small handgun up my anus
walk out of house hands up
fighter jets fly over my house blowing it up
get arrested
jail
trump comes and spits on my face
pull handgun out of my anal hole
trump pulls a 50 barrel minigun out of his mangina
he blows me into sauce
he scoops my blood sauce up
get put on a taco
trumps family enjoys my blood on there tacos as there taco sauce
mfw

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

fucking become legal and stop bitching.

Asher Wright
Asher Wright

>>>>>>>>>>THIS

William Cooper
William Cooper

You think Jeb Bush could spare some Guac? or did he an hero already?

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

/thread

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

be me
came to this country a few years ago
use the correct legal process to do it

Not worried a damn bit. YOU should have followed the law

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

be illegal

You are criminal scum and you will be eradicated. After you are deported, you should think about entering the country legally if you like it so much.

Jaxon Lewis
Jaxon Lewis

criminal scum
Why would i want to return to an america in recession with a shrinking workforce, stalled regional trade and not a friend in the world? i'll just keep my house in cali as a 2nd home and send the kids to school in europe.

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

return to an american workforce with a shrinking workforce

That's not even a realistic outlook. The american workforce in the past was a fucking generator of capital. You fucking capitalist believe that everyone who makes money is a criminal.

Ayden Hughes
Ayden Hughes

you fucking anti-capitalist*

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Do you honestly think that this country was made out of illegals? Are you that retarded?

Our country was created out of Europeans who came here legally, not Mexicans who came here illegally.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

be me
be legal
see trump win
all_smiles.jpg
hear about spic faggots getting deported
mfw

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

Yup. You should probably book it for the border now before our right wing death squads find you.

Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

be me
everyone freaking out Trump won
have greencard
mfw

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

This one's going to open his door when ice comes knocking.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

Nope, he has to go back.

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

typical shillary imaginary situation

Aaron Walker
Aaron Walker

COD MW4 Plot leaked

Noah Long
Noah Long

Be Me
Trump wins
Happy about the salt that will flow.
The salt… is too much.
I live in a world of salt.
Coworkers bursting into tears and ripping their clothes, screaming about WW3, and America is racist, and Worse than Hitler.
Everything went better than expected.jpg

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

yes it did, user, yes it did.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

mfw so many of you faggots think the economy and job market are zero sum