HAHAHAHAHHA IT'S SO EZ TO GET GF, JUST EXIST AND TALK TO WOMYN

I will now posit that normalfags are evil liars.This is the conclusion I have come to, and browsing this board only confirms this conclusion.

I wasted my life listening to their shitty, terrifyingly bad advice convinced that they were right because they seemed so adamant in what they were saying. Little did I know that it was just dickwaving and chest beating.

As a man you're expected to solve your own problems. If you can't figure out how to solve them (my case) or lack the fortitude to do so, then everyone will make fun of you. It's all luck, and the idea of a Just World is not true and never was.

How old are you, OP ?

If you chase it you wont catch it, if you search for it you wont find it.

just stop giving a shit about girls. they hate nothing more than being ignored or not getting the credit they think they deserve.

better yourself, be a good friend to you friends and dont focus on women. they hate it and you'll start catching their interest

I'm not gonna read all that, but man if that isn't a nicely preserved molt.

I tried the not giving a shit about women before and it didn't work. It turns out being apathetic doesn't get you anything in life, including girls so this is also awful advice.

FUCK

You fucking piece of shit you stole my hitlerquads die in a fire you stupid fucking nigger jew

FUCK NORMIES

How old are you?

being pathetic? what's pathetic about learning a fun skill in your free time. for example, patch up a car and cruise around on a dirt road until you break it. how about doing some fightsport in your free time like judo or MMA or whatever.

22

post your face, it can't be that bad… or post body at least

Apathetic bro. Apathy. Apathy means not caring.

You can direct me to a million different hobbies, but I already have masculine ones and it's gotten me nowhere. Shove it.

Just sounds like your ugly and a bad liar to me.

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So you did all of this and are still this young?
Thanks for informing me, pal. I'm turning 20 next year and thought maybe getting a gf would get me out of depression.

They told me to be genuine and be myself. However, normalfags hate it when you don't smile and I don't smile by default so I tried to think of something funny or force a smile. Half the time I tried not smiling as well.

It didn't matter though.

You seem to be… Hateful, I don't know how to say that. People don't like being around an edgy.

yeah I misread that, my bad.

yes it has, it's gotten you a fitter body and healthier mind. you goal isn't women, women are largely idiots, they're a pain to communicate with without having the feeling you're navigating a mine field. fuck them. do your own thing.

No, fuck you. If I find a nice molt then I'm going to say it, whether that means stealing your shitty hitler meme dubs or not.

ah, well. even though the pic is from 2014, shaving your head like that looks fucking retarded. that might be a serious factor.

You have the demeanor and appearance of a goddamned sociopath.

You should have become a lawyer or a soldier, or a surgeon

Wrong. Stop assuming the worst bud, I'm nice to everyone. Helped a old lady find her keys just last week.

what he said. the shaven head makes you look like a crazy person

HOLY SHIT

Other people feel like this about women too? I thought I just sucked at socializing despite all my practice.

Thanks bro.

Looks pretty normal to me

Look, sometimes you need to just die.
Sometimes you're born with a shit life and you're meant to live a shit life because you give off a specific aura that makes people think you're completely unlikeable so they avoid you and reject you on the spot.

Maybe you're doing something wrong in the way you interact with other people and you can't tell because you're such a huge sperg you lack self awareness on these things, or maybe you're just straight up unlucky.
Whatever the reason might be, if you've tried literally everything, every trick in the book, and you're still a friendless jobless loser nobody wants anything to do with, it might be that you're meant to just have a shit life and that's the end of the story.
It's a form of natural selection, you're not part of the strong elite, and you're not part of the mediocre majority, you're one of the weakest that in nature serve as food for predators.
So just kill yourself, there's basically nothing else you can do, you've tried everything you could and it doesn't work out.
It's probably the best outcome both for you, and society, you stop suffering and they get ride of an unwanted element they clearly don't want anything with.

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He could have really stiff hair or premature balding (hairline is fine, but it doesn't stop diffuse thinning or vertex balding)

I'm only 18 and already at a NW 1.5, the only reason I don't shave is because I have a narrow face + I'm waiting it out to make sure I'm not actually balding. Shit sucks.

shaved head, fake smile, disingenuous demeanor, obviously disgruntled-

Why can't normalfags just admit it like this guy?

Well done user.

no I'm 22 almost 23, active since 14, I generally never cared about political correctness and feelings and women always got pissed off really quick. just "the way I said it" type of shit. there's a reason the majority of women shouldn't vote. it sound harsh but most of them place feelings about facts and honesty.

I've had to luck of being smart and decent looking and always had a no fucks given attitude. lost friends because of it but also gained respect and trust. they know I wont lie to them etc. to women I'm a likable guy until they really get to know me. still, in a relationship for almost 5 years now. she gets mad couple of times a month but I just ignore her and she starts acting normal again.

Not OP, but that seems more motivational than anything. If OP chooses to take it that way, see things as a challenge that he is working against. Sisyphus mode and just keep trying it would be something to admire.

so why woman date niggers?

Not really, it just makes me hate everyone because I know he's completely right.

Try listening to bitter, depressing music while laying in bed

I've said it a thousand times and I'll say it again: GET /FIT/. You'll be a buff guy without being a chad and the chads will either admire you for escaping the tribe mentality or hate you for stealing the (qt3.14 - Stacy). The normies will still hate you because they frankly hate everything by filling their lives with so much fake, meaningless happiness their only sense of humor is anything that violates the "one of us" meme. Gains don't cure the sperglord, but it does make most stop batting an eye at your retardation unless they're mirin.

If that doesn't work at least you won't be a wheezing sperg.

I'll try it. I've got nothing to lose. Working out is incredibly painful though.

niggers kill out of impulsivity, not existential dissatisfaction,

and I'm pretty sure the kind of girls you're after don't date thugs either

-also majority white girls DON'T date niggers

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Holy fuck that image is hot. Sauce NOW

I thought this would be a good thread to ask in:


Why shouldn't I kill myself right now guys? I have a shotgun, but I'm too much of a pussy for that too.

First, you gotta not be 400 lbs, OP.
Wizards and NEETs will always be worthless faggots. Go back to masturbating to Laotian cave paintings.

By the way, just a warning, this doesn't actually work.
Take a trip to /fit/ and you'll meet some of the SPERGIEST faggots you'll ever meet in your life.
Getting fit doesn't make you sociable, or cure you from spaghettification, there's nothing more hilarious than a buff dude that still stutters and doesn't know how to talk to people because he's essentially still a shut-in, he now just spends most of his time in the gym not talking to anyone.

The kind of guy that gets so lonely he starts to secretly record other people around him in the gym for not doing the correct positions and posting /fit/ memes and endlessly circlejerking in "motivational threads" and "let's make fun of fatties" threads.
I mean working out is always a good idea, but don't end up like /fit/, they're basically losers just like Holla Forums, they just have different obsessions.

Use the power of the sperg to imagine someone you greatly admire watching you workout, constantly egging you on, or imagine Stacy telling you to fuck off because you're too sperg. It worked for me being a schizoid autist so I'm sure it could help most here. Tard rage is real and can be used in a positive way.

sauce is craigslist in SoCal from 2014, I found that lurking my local CL for gigs- had to save it.

/comfy/

absolute degenracy

tbh I used to watch japanese porn where girls punch and kick, crush males but it was more for the novalty.

He posted a pic, he looks normal

He doesn't look normal at all.
He looks like a spergy NEET skinhead that's about to shoot up a school.

How do people find this hot?
I saved it because it was so absurd/funny, and in my area.

OP here's an audiobook for you. I didnt sleep so cant desribe anything right now just check it out.

dress better
take some responsibility
maybe watch this faggot

I redact my previous statement to OP.

NIGGA U LOOK UGLY AF. BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE THE BABY OF A JAPANESE MUTANT FROM HIROSHIMA AND A MEXICAN PROSTITUTE. NIGGA

BOI, NO SURGERY OR LIFTIN WILL FIX ANY O DAT SHIT. NIGGA YOU BETTER OFF BEIN A PEDOPHILE LIVIN IN THE WOODS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA NO WONDER YOU GOT TURNED DOWN NIGGA YOU LOOL LIKE YOU 'BOUT TO RAPE THE FIRST THING YOU SEE. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRUH IM DEAD XD

Do you have a learning-disability?

That's obviously not him.

It's ok, user. Just give your soul to PPOMO. She'll rove you cuddle you in broken English and even put the microphone on her tits so you can hear her heartbeat.

Shit, why is that actually so spot on

Losers that have an infinitely better chance of getting a gf and not dying young. :^)

More like dying of atherosclerosis at 55 when they get jobs, can't work-out as often, yet still eat the same

You'd think so, but not.
Getting buff SHOULD in theory allow you to get laid more easily, but if you spend some time with /fit/ you'll realize they're such huge spergs they just shit their pants as soon as they even remotely smell pussy.
They secretly record girls working out because they're so fucking scared of approaching them, it's insane.

Hell most of the board ends up hooking up with men, they literally become gay because they're so completely unable to interact with girls.
Sorta how Holla Forums gets into traps and twinks because they end up hating all girls.
It's like a pattern, it repeats itself with people with different paths in life that share the same core defects they just can't seem to fix, so they fester and get worse regardless of what they do.

GUYS GUYS

I need advice! So I had an interview with a decent tech company today and didn't think I'd get it so I went to Jason's Deli for lunch. However, the moment I walked in I felt like I'd look like an asshole or a tryhard asking for a job in a suit, so I pretended to look at the menu and backed out of the door.

Then the manager stopped me and asked me why I'm leaving and if I ate there before. I was not witty or funny so I couldn't come up with anything except straight answers. Then he pulled me to the counter and gave me free full sized sandwich of my choosing while introducing himself. The workers (all college aged) were already looking at me with contempt so I said fuck it and gave him my resume saying I'd like to work there if my interview didn't work out.

How could I have handled that like a charismatic Chad?

Just try somewhere else, you pretty much fucked up by showing in a suit.
Your realization was correct, but by then it was too late.
It takes a lot of confidence to handle that situation correctly that you simply didn't have.
Basically try again somewhere else.

Film bug porn like that black guy and use that to meet new girls.

I have him on skype and he tells me that he can only meet girls in that way because he's representing his company and not himself.

He's still a virgin but if you have more charisma than him you might have a chance.

25

That thumbnail looks so obnoxious I'm not even going to click it.

Also pretty sure OP has taken responsibility if he's doing everything he fucking can. Christ you normalfags just love to regurgitate this shit even when it ain't relevant

They're making the mistake of believing that female attraction is nigh-perfectly analogous to male attraction.

/fit/izens are attracting more gay men than they are women.

They think that if a sperg neet nerd gets buff, he becomes a chad.
Girls love buff men because they're usually chads, so they associate their bodies to an outgoing, confident personality.
A buff nerd is just that, a buff nerd.
Their personality doesn't change.
So, in turn, girls immediately can tell that something is "off" and they reject them.

I thinkt he best comparison is, you're browsing the store for products, and you're looking for a specific product, and then you see a product that LOOKS the same, but you can tell it's off brand, so you get the real deal instead.
A defective person will always be defective and be percieved as defective by others.

It does?

This guy isn't me

Have you tried not being a little bitch?
You're just a gay retard. That's why girls don't talk to you.

wew
Not everyone scraps cardio Mr. Know

Confident guy solution:

-Go on
-Order what you want
-Eat
-Go out

Situation 1, the manager thinks you're looking for a job there:

-Smile, make a joke about it, explain that you just came from a work interview somewhere else thus why you're still in a suit
-Order what you want to eat
-Eat
-Leave

Exactly. I've had 3 gfs thanks to these newfound gains and they were all hot waifus. You fags need to stop making excuses for yourselves

You fail life, user.

Shit. I'm not a funny guy, I can't make jokes.


I never understood why people call them "excuses". If you know your current limitations and say that they objectively hold you back, what's the problem?

You got a free sandwich and a possible fallback job, what do you want?

This is problem with your generation, right here. A few major difficulties and you just give up.

You sound a little gutless, to be honest.

I think you might be surprised at just how much I understand.

But I'm not here to give you magic words that will suddenly make your life better.

I'm here to tell you, you need to let go, or this bitterness will consume every future good that will come along. How you do that is up to you. But the harder you grasp, the more it will elude you. You also complain about 'low-status peons' which tells me you're not really doing any of this to build character, you just want to climb socially.

There is nothing as lonely in the world as that which has hardened or grown cold. Coldness and bitterness are the ultimate defeat.

You're all useless faggots with shit opinions. I linked a great audiobook that most likely swept right over beta OP.

Its full of simple things like not fidgeting or looking away because that makes people not trust you. Compare a nervous guy to someone looking you in the eye that you can trust.

Because those normalfags hate me now and think I'm a loser.

Probably because most self-help books are malarkey

My point was that: these men will happily fuck/date a mentally-deranged, autistic, broken woman- so long as she's young and has a cute face+voluptuous body

They are assuming tat women feel the same towards men, that they'll date a sperg just because he's got a nice body and chiseled jaw-line.

Only gay men are like this. . . women's attraction necessitate a man with good social skills.

So by default, if you don't have good social skills (i.e. you weren't lucky in childhood/high school) then you can attract women, and therefore women are only attracted to lucky men?

Doesn't take a comedic genius, when i say "make a joke" i mean just keep the situation light hearted.

[let's assume the manager isn't busy, it's a slow day so he takes this as a hook to initiate a conversation]


Note that this is the "worst" possible scenario.
9 times out of 10 it'll just be like

Assuming he even stops you at all (he only did because you backed off initially and thus triggered this situation).
In any other circumstance he won't even talk to you, someone might look at you funny for entering the place in a suit, some of the younger workers will sniker at it because they're bored and crave any form of entertainment, but as long as you keep focused on ordering food they won't really care.

It's not just luck, it's genetics.
Genetics gift you with an outgoing mind, just like genetics gift some people with a better metabolism so they can eat what they want and it's harder for them to get fat, and so on.

First of all, that's and assumption you're making based on your reading of them, which, if you don't have much in the way of social skills, is suspect to begin with. I think you're projecting your opinion of yourself onto them.
Second, they're all working at Jason's Deli. Odds are none of them even had an interview with a tech company this year. They're likely all an equal level of "loser" as you, just not as stressed over it.

You mean depression? We all really can do it, user. Chronic fatigue is synonymous with chronic bitch, and we all know we're not fags… >>>>>>>>RIGHT????

Unless you have an autism-spectrum disorder, having social skills is the product of your environment (parents and friends) not your genetics.

You seem awfully eager to make this a matter of luck, as if you've already resigned yourself to a life of dissatisfaction and social isolation (probably because it's easier- like when fat people say "it's genetic")

Or chronic poor eating

It's both.
The brain is just an organ, same as any other organ in your body, some people are born with a better brain compared to others.
Everything in life is to some degree tied to genetics, you can't really escape it.

I might end up killing myself soon anyway so I don't care either way. I put in the work for a good

SIX YEARS

using all sorts of different tactics and approaches, and it didn't pay off. You have no idea how much that breaks you.

is spiderbro kill?

also OP, girls like dudes with jobs and shit. All women are golddiggers, its just to what degree.
so go to trade school, learn welding or some shit, make some money and unfuck yourself and then let the women come to you. Alternatively just buy cool shit with welder money.
Option 3 is to bulk up, commit a crime and go to prison and forcefully feminize cellmates and get boipussy

So what is that if not luck? You can't control those things as a child or even a teen

It's a molt, you idiot.

you omitted the caveat "unless you have autism spectrum disorder"

Don't let the people around you resign themselves to the life of a sperg-hermit when there's potential for them to improve.

In high school I ate fast food everyday and was a varsity (112-135lbs) wrestler. I was a little bitch about working out but I still was a swol manlet. Seriously, user you can do it. Put the cheetos down, I really believe anyone can do this stupid shit if I can do it.

i can't into spiders

You can choose your friends, pessimist.

Join a club, jesus.

If you keep acting that way, pessimistic and without motivation, you'll stay a loser forever.

I did join clubs and leagues, did you read my post?

. . . out of 60 adult years.

Even if it was only in your twilight years that you attained the kind of social life you want, wouldn't it be worth it. Life isn't about doing what pleases you immediately, it's about doing what's right. Do you really want to break-off that branch of your family-tree?

But you missed the part where you have to enjoy those things with your autism. Chances are, people who like an obscure activity are going to be autistically passionate about it because normies are just like you with a normal upbringing.

Less autistic clubs, I mean. Groups for people with similar goals for self-improvement.

Not that table-top shit, jesus. Even church-choir would be better

Oh, I know, I wasn't the user you were originally replying to, I just think people sometimes underrate how much of the "chronic fatigue" associated with depression can be due to diet.
Quitting caffeine, giving up empty carbs, and forcing myself to either sleep or actually doing something (in other words, no idle drowsing) made all the difference for me.


That's nothing, man.

Tarantulas periodically shed their exoskeleton.
An exoskeleton is, as the name suggest, an external framework or "shell" compared to our skeletons, wich are on the inside.

In order to grow, and also to repair extensive damage they might have as a result of fighting with other animals, they shed the exoskeleton periodically and what you're seeing is the empty shell left behind.
You can tell because he broke the "central" part and slid out it's legs from the old leg holes, as you can see they're empty.

parkour is all about self improvement

If you think most people have to put in anywhere near the amount of work OP has to have tons of sex, friends, and a social life you're extremely delusional

False. Men have been admired for their ACTIVITY all throughout time. Thats why military/fighters/warriors/athletes always get the best girls.

Unfortunatley not all great men get women (scientists).

Of course the ultra rich can also get beautiful women but thats because they have POWER. What power do you think OP has in the world? Do you think he could/would even defend his gf if a nigger attacked them?

Become as masculine as you can OP. A huge part of masculinity comes from resolute acceptance of death. Warriors weild this and it gets girls wet. Fearless, take risks. Even if you fail or end up in prison women will send you love letters like they always do.

FTFY

Let's have a little honesty here, it's not like todays chicks are even worth it. You and me are very alike, because I used to chase them as well, and much like you, I did not enjoy any meaningful success.

I then found out, it's not because I am ugly or not skilled in conversation. It's because, it's not what I really want. You and me, we have a vision of what the world should be, and by many these worldviews are decried and viciously persecuted. Yet, you and me see how the world continues to suffer and degrade, how everything slips into chaos, madness and cruelty. It is something that follows you every step you go, such is the price of the redpill. And you don't see a nice prestine girl, you see subversion, a potential betrayer, eradicated femininity and utter mind-decay. Your biological clock, your mind, tells you that it is time to find a partner. But your heart and soul know, they are too far gone. And you know why they are this way. It is this reason, that will always diminish your ability to score with girls, because you will never be able to talk more indepth than the most wishy-washy small-talk without revealing the full extent of your world views, which will repulse every girl you meet away from you, and worse, bring about the resistance of all the people that will learn about them.

Without changing the world, you will not find the peace necessary to bond with a girl.


Or you just go to the amish.

snort.
Most military types suck gigantic amount of cock, literally.
Mindlessly aiming for masculinity at all costs will only make you gay.
I tought you hated degenerancy, Holla Forums.

that's actually really neat. I didn't know that they were these squishy squid things under the spidery part.
thanks spideranon

I bet if you stopped posting with two line breaks per sentence you'd stop being a cuck.

It was made by the french for disaster awareness and an involved form of physical exercise

Listen OP, you confirmed with everything in your post that the problem is you. I know you don't want to hear that, you don't want to admit you have anti-social tendencies, or that the issue is with you rather than EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING PLANET YOU STUPID MISERABLE FUCK.

But I'm going to try this one more time. I've replied to so many of these whiney threads I really hope are trolls at least half of the time, but first let me spell out some evidence the problem is with your personality:


Look at Elliot Rodgers. Was he a handsome guy? No, but he was wealthy and in shape. Why did girls want nothing to do with him? Because he had a horrendously bad personality and he never tried to talk to them. He wanted pussy handed to him. He wrote long rants about how angry he was women wouldn't fuck him when he couldn't even work up the courage to say hi.

Now let's start with the job thing, personally in my experience it doesn't really matter in the short term if you have a job. Yes, women want security so for long term relationships it would help, but for getting laid it's irrelevant. Still, you said you know the problem. You don't have any connections. You said you can't make friends with anyone but "low status peons". IF THIS IS HOW YOU DESCRIBE YOUR ONLY FRIENDS, IS IT ANY WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE MORE? If I had a friend I could describe as a scumbag, I wouldn't fucking hang out with him. Think more highly of your friends.

You have family, I'm sure? Ask them for help getting you that first job. Even if they say they don't know of a job, as them to ask their friends. I'm kind of a recluse myself, but tomorrow I'm going to be working the polls during the election because my mother spoke highly of me to one of her friends, and her friend contacted me and asked if I wanted the job to get out. It was a hell of a hassle, but I put in the effort and some strings were pulled and I got the job. Just applying for it I realized I had way more references than I thought I would just from being *nice* and *helpful* to people.

(cont.)

That's a fucking lie and you know it, faggot. I've been ignoring girls since my teens, now I'm 33 and still no girlfriend. Thankfully for me, I find it fullfilling to care about myself and my interests first, so I don't really feel any depressed because "no gf".


What kind of job are you trying to get? You're a retarded sperg and act like a creep, from things like:
I'm as anti-social as one can get, but I manage to be a high demand professional in my area of expertise (software development). It helps that, as much as I'm not attractive nor very fun to talk to, at least I keep myself on a high degree of personal hygiene (bath everyday twice, teeth brushed, daily wash my long hair so it doesn't get disgustingly greasy, no neckbeard, clean clothes to go to work, my house is kept clean and as neat as possible, etc.). People do notice that and they are willing to put out with a couple of personal flaws, as long as you're not a stinking sperg with no useful skills.

That's because girls joining this stuff are either in there because their boyfriends are (and they need to watch their bf's steps every waking our, lest they find any amusement outside their pussies), or are in for the attention only a bunch of desperate nerds can give to any ugly chick with colored hair, some piercings/tatoos and an anime t-shirt. Believe me, I used to go play Magic the Gathering when I was younger (and retarded enough to sink money on that shit), and ALL girls/women involved on that were EXACTLY these stereotypes.

You sound horrible, OP.
If I'd met you IRL I would always keep an distance from you because I don't want to be killed, you fucking psycho.

military/fighters/warriors/athletes always get the best girls.

Yeah, that's bullshit. Maybe before the industrial revolution. Success nowadays has a lot to do with being able to manipulate others and climb the social-hierarchy.


Scientists tend to be asocial spergs


Even the most masculine autists will stay lonely. You are not living in reality. "Breath from your balls, mang"

But forget the job for now. The most important thing is confidence. I've never had much trouble with girls, because I've always had ridiculously high standards. But after my last relationship fucked me up but good and I was left with a serious case of oneitus my standards got even higher, and I was dating girls three at a time to make up for the girl I was missing, and I found myself drowning in pussy, and honestly it feels kind of shallow, draining and evil.

-Look up some videos of Patrice O'Neal. He was a fat black guy with a small dick and a high-pitched voice, but he knew how to get any woman to fuck him because he was quick, he was smart, he was funny, and he knew to break them down and devalue them making them desperately want to earn his approval. You don't have to go as far as he did, a lot of guys are afraid to, but the important thing is to learn the attitude from him. Try calling in to the Beige Phillips show as well.

Now I have posted this several times before. I am going to give you step by step the simplest, autist-proof method to getting better at talking to girls and improving your confidence if you're a Supreme Gentleman like yourself.

1. Go to Omegle.
2. Don't go to the camera bit, stick to text. Start entering in interests.
3. Look here, I loaded up omegle to see my old tags (I haven't checked it in a long while) to show you a sample and give you an idea of what to work with. Censored some personal tags, and a set of secret tags I don't want anyone to know about because spending an hour on those tags always finds me numerous girls, and I always end up with some submissive girl taking pics and going on cam for me and agreeing to a meet up, and frankly that's one pool I want to keep to myself.
As you can see, you have to think in terms of what she would put as well. Put qualities girls you're attracted to would have. Don't put stuff that would make you not want to talk to her though obviously, I've been told "beiber" is pretty much exclusively girls, but I'd have nothing to talk about with them. Putting in a number will primarily get you people that age. Putting in a location will get you people from there or people going there.

More important though, put in fetishes. The more obscure the better. This lets you steer the conversation STRAIGHT to sex, and a type of sex you enjoy and can talk about at length.

YES. Benefit from this! BE suspicious of them. That's the point, this is part of how you artificially increase your confidence and decrease their value. If you get rejected, who cares? It was probably a dude anyway, right? I'd estimate 25% of the users are female, but that's really more than enough. Be autistic as fuck here. When I'd really spend time on it, I'd do other things like listening to music or podcasts as I did it. I'll give you a step by step break down.

You sound extremely obnoxious. Dont continue.

I also am redpilled with autism. I can 100% say if you apply your world views to confidence with girls, they'll admire you for "putting your foot down" in society. It's relatively easy to score depressed, spaced out chicks that way if you're willing to walk on their feelings to preserve your own spaghetti.

4. Immediately ask if they're male or female, but ask politely. Example: "Hello there, gender?" If you just say "Male or female?" or "m or f" or whatever some will complain you're rude. Write it out once, copy it, then ctrl+v. If they say male, just hit esc three times, then when the new chat loads ctrl+v again.
5. Eventually you'll get someone claiming to be female. Be suspicious. State you're male, then ask her age and where she's from and give yours in exchange.
6. From there go straight to talking about the shared interest. You can add stuff like "anime" but then you're just going to spend an hour talking about anime. If instead you put "hentai" you can very quickly transition like this:
-What sort of fetishes do you like seeing in that?
-Oh, me? I like __ _ and ____.
-So we're both turned on by a lot of the same things.
-So are you one of those girls who just watches it but doesn't act on it, the sort who prefers erotic novels, or do you get off watching it?
-Oh, you do huh? When was the last time?
-Did you use your fingers or some sort of toy or object?
-You know, we could use a website like rabb.it to watch some together.
-Do you use (skype, kik, snapchat, aol instant messenger, whatever the fuck you use)? If she's fake she'll refuse to talk off of Omegle.
7. Once you get to a point where she'll show you a picture (and if you don't, just ask and say something like "I'm just curious" or "I'm trying to form a mental image and I want to see if I'm right about you") act apathetically suspicious. "Oh, she's cute." "Well, I can't be sure it's of you." Frame it like it's a compliment. "Come on, you can't blame me for being suspicious, she's really attractive, I could see someone pretending to be her. As much as I'd like to believe this is you."

Once you get her to a point where she's taking pictures of herself to prove her identity to you, you've gotten her comfortable taking requests. Once she's comfortable giving a thumbs up, why not just take one with her tongue out? Yeah, like that… Now on her knees… Now maybe just a little cleavage? Just take the shirt off entirely in fact.

There, you're done. Repeat as you like and use this as a safety net so you don't get all buttmad and desperate talking to girls. Continue using this autist-safe method to get better at talking to vagina-havers.

Don't post dick pics anywhere under any circumstances.

I never said anything of the sort. Also, I don't know what most people have to do with it, everyone here is one kind of fuckup or another. Also also, trying is something you do across your whole life. I just had a giggle because I remember being 22 and thinking so much time had passed me by. Later that becomes a funny image.

It was adopted by the French from observing Africans fleeing capture.

No one nowadays practices it for practical reasons- they do it because they're spergs who think it's cool (and that they'll be cool, just like the avatars in their video-games, for practicing it)

I dont even practice it because of video games, I've been doing it since highschool before mirror's edge even came out.

Just like the OnThe Roofs channel on Youtube, I don't do it to look cool, I do it because it's exhilarating and fun. Get over yourself.

Also I have a friend who ran a parkour club and was sponsored by Nike. It is taken seriously and is also done for sport.

Well, clearly it didn't fucking help (and you can't deny that what I've posted IS the motivation for a lot of people who practice parkour)

I live in SoCal and I've been to Tempest- some of the fittest spergs I've ever met.

Underrated adbice

Successful people assume they earned it, even when they didn't.

Never look to the opposite sex as the solution to your problems.

Why do they lie to themselves? If I win the lottery I wouldn't lie to myself about it.

found your problem OP. fucking race mixing loser


die french race mixing cuck.

Change your glasses and get a little advice at /fa/. You don't have to make it the focus of your life or spend much. Just ask what goes with your face. And the shaved head isn't working for you.

Also not caring doesn't mean general apathy. When you talk to a girl you have to believe that if it doesn't happen you're okay with that. Desperation drives women away like nothing else.

What I said about the origins of parkour is true, and easily demonstrated.

-And I prefer whites and asians to niggers, but don't you lie- if she walked into your room, pulled your pants down, and started sucking your dick- you wouldn't stop her.

There's always an element of skill, however small. If you spend half your life working on a system to win the lottery and then you won (because you played it so much) you would give the credit to your system.

Dude that isn't me. This is me>>6378919

Meant

Stay away form my race

I can't help it, young east-asian girls like me best.
-and I love short, thicc, and pale korean girls

BTW I'm 5'11" blonde Hungarian:-
Köszönöm. Élvezem a szervek a nővérek és leányai, ferde szem férfi.

black skin makes my dick go limp because it reminds me of gorillas and aids.

once i had a dream where i was fucking a girl and she started turning black and i lost my boner. dont ever imply id let a nigger touch my penis ever again.

parkour is confirmed coward sport. literally imitating how niggers run away.

You will never know the joy the absurdity of that statement brought me. My face is red and my smile has nigh-shut my eyes.

Are you of Nordic descent, I feel like Nords don't have the same sex-drive that Magyar slavs, like me, have. My standards aren't nearly so high and narrow. (That being said I'd never intentionally have, or raise, children with a non-white woman)

yeah it sucks being of noble aryan descent. fucking genetic virtues… i'll never get aids from 3rd world hookers ;_;

enjoy being exactly like a nigger, jew and every other scum race.

Oh, that's your thing huh? Okay, Omegle guy here.

This is a girl I met on there under the tag "hentai" like maybe a week ago. She's half Asian half whatever European country she was in. I forget, it started with a B I think. She sent others, but at a certain point she snapped out of it and said she was afraid she was going to get in trouble because she has a boyfriend and blah blah.

She took the pictures on the spot at school. I wasn't putting any effort into the conversation. She wanted to roleplay on omegle, and I hate that shit so I just kept saying "Yeah but I'm pretty sure you're a gay dude." and I just kept saying that half wanting her to disconnect, and eventually she gave me her kik name and immediately started sending me pictures to prove she wasn't.

The truest description of the genders I've ever heard is this: Men are like dogs, women are like cats. Dogs are obvious, loyal, blunt, and rarely deceptive. They just want to be loved, and once you've established you're friends, that's pretty much it. If a cat enters a room with 8 people and 7 immediately turn to look at it and call out to it, it will instinctively run to the 8th person ignoring it, because it wants to win them over as well. If you push a cat off a table, it'll jump right back on. If you pick a cat up off the floor and put it on that same table, it'll immediately jump right off. It's about doing what *they* want. That's how women are.

So keeping that in mind, how do you think they react to a guy who is DESPERATELY trying to get laid?

Take these two pictures for instance. When she sent the first I recalled every half European half Asian girl I've ever had a crush on, and got that, yeah she's probably pretty popular at her school. Then I saw the second picture and as she smiled more of the Asian came out and the attraction greatly diminished when I realized "Oh, it's not one of the pretty kind, she's like half Thai or something."

pedophilia is not a virtue

wake me up

Try Tinder?

wake me up inside

Parkour is fucking awesome. That is all.

Are you ugly/autistic?

save me

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

Yeah, OP is pretty fucked in that regard.
I mostly fornicate with the ones who show obvious interest in me first. (granted that's often the ones who are less pretty than ur pic, slightly overweight, stupid, and have an unhealthy obsession with Disney movies) But hey, a blowjob's a blowjob.

I sometimes feel bad that I lead them on as if I intend to have a long-term relationship with them: asking them questions about what they want out of life, what their ideal life would be, how many children they'd like to have, etc. . .

PS: Stay away from girls who get their psychological needs met from cam-whoring. Go for the ones that are slightly too busted to camwhore, and then give them just a little attention/validation. The moment she think you might leave her she'll suck you off in your car.

You'd be surprised how many young, fuckable, girls have personality disorders that involve desperate fear of abandonment.

That seems like a wrong and shitty thing to take advantage of, user. So naturally I will take advantage of this tip.

now I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure there's a higher risk of health complications when the mother is that young, but I don't really have a problem as long as the girl hit puberty
however, a lot of the girls you're posting are clearly prepubescent and under 12-13 and you skipped some lyrics fucktard

black, indigenous, and hispanic girls reach sexual maturity at that age- not white, asian, or jewish girls.

Just because you have pictures of them doesnt mean youre having sex with them. You just fancy them and want to marry them. First I'd court them because I'm noble. We'd just kiss and cuddle.

Just admit I raped ya, nigger loving degenerate.

(cant wake up)

How many of these pictures do you have?

The Senna poster? Tens of thousands of pictures. Probably every single Senna frame from that fucking awful animu. It's worse than Dragonball fucking Super.

Don't forget your fedora m'negro

I cut the first set from some lower-res watermarked shit so I'm going through and doing it again

no, not that many in my cuts folder

This forever. Easily the best advice for handling women. They go apeshit when you aren't giving them your undivided attention.

there are girls everywhere. I understand the inclination to idolize that "one" girl but you need to move past that. it's a numbers game and the more you realize you don't die from cold approach blowouts the better you'll be in the long run. how are you going to get that one really good girl if you can't get any girls?

It's really not that reprehensible, these chicks should have learned their coochie's aren't Gucci before they started community college

(To clarify, I'm talking about girls that aren't super attractive- slightly overweight with cute, but somewhat asymmetrical faces)

They have to be uggo enough so that they can't get validation and attention from camwhoring or social-media posing. You'll know it when you see it.

Disney merchandise (stickers, hoodies from Disneyland, plushies on her dashboard, etc. . .) is a sure sign she's got childhood regression and abandonment issues.

They only go apeshit if they're confident you won't leave them- or that they can do better.

That's why you should give attention to ugly girls, and then bail as soon as you know you can do better. Talk to other girls behind her back- if she tries to look through your phone, make her think she's neurotic- that she's invading your privacy.

If you threaten to leave her, tell her that her fear of abandonment is "just getting to be TOO MUCH" and you're likely the highest teir guy she's had- she'll fall at your feet to keep you.

Then. . .just keep getting BJ's until you're sick of her/ sealed the deal with a slightly more attractive girl, and then dump her for some contrived reason.

Rinse and repeat until you've found your safe-zone. If you ever feel as though the girl your with might leave you for being emotionally unavailable. . . you've shot too high, go for an uglier girl.

Why do you hate the female form?

thyere not all created equally

Hate is not the opposite of love, in fact, the two are very similar.

In truth, the opposite of love would be indifference.

The female form is the object of my desire, it is the stubborn animal mind, which animates it, that I take issue with.

(Basically, I want to fuck the really pretty girls, so I take it out on the uglier girls through emotional manipulation- I think I might have a personality disorder, but if I do, I wouldn't want to be rid of it.)

I mean, if you were truly a baller, you'd just do your own thing and wait for them to come to you. the power of a vagina is really not that strong when you understand how bullshit they are all the time.

Coming from a successful guy with a good social life, this doesn't actually work. Ignore this guy OP.

the fact that you compare yourself to other people so obsessively makes me cringe. also you're fully aware of the issue that students have using their degrees, yet you still choose to blame yourself for some bizarre reason.

seriously op, just fucking relax. you're 22 and you have a degree in something. not everyone can say that. what you should do is crack open a beer and think long and hard about your negative mindset.

Start looking better. Hit the weights, take showers regularly, Do basic hygiene stuff like, you know, brushing your teeth every day. Shave off that neckbeard. Then start from step one. This is the only reasonable piece of advice, "not sperging out" or "seeming like a cool guy" won't matter when you present yourself like a disgusting smelly piece of shit.

Ignore this faggot, learn to smile and be sociable with a sense of humor and ta duh your the social sociopath the type of guy every woman drops there panties for. Oh yeah also cast a wider net most of the time if your doing everything right it actually isnt your fault most women this day and age just want to sleep around, act like you want to sleep around and you can bait her into doing pretty much anything you want.

Also remember the goal is to get the girl to chase you, you will have to chase her but the goal is to get her to chase you and preferably get her to ask you out. You can do this without a degree or job (as long as you have money which if you dont why the fuck are you dating anyway plebian?) go for wallflower girls first and work your way up stop being a robot fag

I do that everyday asshole. Most people fucking do. Why would you even assume I don't?

Because burgers don't like to bath, for some reason.

This is hard for me, but it is an obstacle I can overcome

Already there


There's a problem. I'm not a funny guy. I'm not a witty guy. I can't come up with jokes whether I'm being chill or actively trying to impress. There is no state of mind in which I can make people laugh.

Meant for

lol he got a shitlib university degree and didn't go to trade school
cry more hahahah

op, don't forget that trying to seem better than other people (even if you don't mean it) is a good way to be ostracised. not everyone you meet will see a reason to respect you.

Learn to actually like people and be interested in them. It's hard to smile at someone you don't like.

If thats your biggest weakness i would improve on it (unless you like serious soul sucking bitches). If there's anything anonymous imageboards taught me its that brutally honest dark humor is the best kind of humor

As for your shitty degree get an internship it will get your foot in the door to the professional world. You got a degree its time to make it work for you and theres a metric shit ton of job listings online that can be filled en mass that most people simply skip over

Tell me how. If I knew it even could be improved, I'd be doing that right now.

OP if you cant figure out how you fucked up then there is no hope for you getting a normie gf and should stop trying

dude you looked fucked.
grow some hair and change your glasses.
shave as well.

The second picture is not me, I have no idea why so many of you think it is

it's you in a past life fess up

If you can't get a gf you're probably just an asshole

Study comedians, pick up artists, and genuinely funny people on top of that try to hang around your bros and talk with them surely they gave you a good time.

In the case that you dont have any friends in your life you absolutely shouldnt fucking date, getting friends is an important first step on this social ladder

weak bait

lol

Ok user

Tried that and it doesn't work. I'm pretty sure humor has to come from you, not memorized lines.

I didnt mean there lines i meant the way they speak and there personality, doug stanhope isnt just funny on stage he is funny as fuck to talk to in person too hes fueled by alcohol half the time but still

Isn't that also something that has to be unique to you?

Even then, there are people like steve jobs who ace there social skills later in life and are still autistic as fuck

Webm

Have you tried being an asshole? Works for me.

Can confirm, am not OP.

Tbh you must sperg out without knowing it. Even autists can get good jobs so you must be supremely dysfunctional