Why do gay men always seem so happy? Is it linked directly to their...

Jeremiah Davis
Jeremiah Davis

Why do gay men always seem so happy? Is it linked directly to their homosexuality, or is there something else I could replicate in myself to get this kind of enjoyment out of my life?
I'm seriously considering trying to become a faggot at this point.

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Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

I'm seriously considering trying to become a faggot at this point.

4chan can help you with that

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

Imagine this: the person you're attracted to has the exact same sex drive and urges as you. Gay guys can just say "hey, i don't want to but my dick's so hard it hurts, mind if I jack off and cum on you?" and they other guy either won't care because he's too tired or might just join in.

You get home from work and your partner greets you at the door with food and a warm mouth.

It's the joy of knowing you're getting it done to yourself right and you're getting your partner off in a way that you know they love.

No mystery, when that fucker nuts he's feeling just like you.

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

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polite sage pointing out that I know how to sage but that I forgot to take it out of the name field

Gavin Morales
Gavin Morales

Gays are happy with their life choices. Their regrets are temporary. They also know that a split up would be a fair 50/50 and that any violence in a relationship woild not give either partner the upper hand. Gays know what they want and go on and get it. Gays tell you what they want. A woman will just hint and hint and hint without.being specific. This isn't National Treasure.

Noah White
Noah White

There's two types of gay men, the ones who's attracted to masculine men and the type that's attracted to faggots.

The first type is happy because they don't have to deal with bullshit of women.
The second type is not because they have to deal with the bullshit of faggots.

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

Why do gay men always seem so happy?
that fixed grin? never show you're worried about hemorroids

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

If anything Milo always seems more smug than genuinely happy.

Dave Rubin on the other hand…

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

he doesn't count. he only looks happy all the time because he had his mouth surgically altered to look like he's always smiling.

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

They're free from women.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

So are NEETS, but we are far from happy ;_;

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

I mean in their hearts.

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

there are hormones in cum that actually make you happy,they're just full of cum

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

So, if I drink my own cum, I'll be happy too?

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

try it and find out

Charles Fisher
Charles Fisher

maybe i will…

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

Maybe you should.

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

I'm gonna do it.

Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

Good.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

You can't stop me.

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2190863/Semen-good-womens-health-helps-fight-depression.html
Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier
Seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants."
Fuck, and I've been wasting my cum for years.

Lucas Stewart
Lucas Stewart

2 friends of mine were gay, fucking shock to find out, they just started making out when we were chilling at some bench with a group of ppl.
On was top , he was happy, the other was bottom, he was not happy.

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

I'm bi and I'm a cynical git, I guess I'm still not faggy enough to be happy.

James Brown
James Brown

not knowing how to polite sage