Gf is too short to 69

any tips?

eat less so your fat fucking gut isnt in the way

Lay on your sides and curve your back in a semi circle or "U" shape with your head and crotch aimed at her head and crotch accordingly, similar to bending down to hug her.

get a longer dick or a taller gf, duh.

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oh that might work, thnx

im in shape with abs, but 6'4, she's 5'1 or something tiny

Only sodomites eat posse. You should get a face dildo for yourself, feigit

get a gf who is old enough to 69

she's older than me, but she's asian

my gf is younger but my dick is longer

Wait till shes in middle school at least you fucking sicko

Why would he want to fuck a granny?

Let the family dog lick her while she sucks you

I'm older but her dick is longer

ditch 69 and perform 68

just ask for a BJ no need to have her pussy in your face

Get a gf who isn't a little girl.

Seriously. Why would you want pussy in your face.

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this

Why is that a bad thing?