How do i get over someone as fast as possible?

how do i get over someone as fast as possible?
you require no details, just help me please
>inb4 kill yourself i think about it every now and again

just do it

start working on a new project or goal and immerse yourself in it

I never got into a relationship so I wouldn't know

Get on backpage.com
Go to escorts
Fuck escorts
Start getting /fit/
Get hobbies

A great pain to love it is
and a greater pain that pain to miss.
But of all pains, the greatest pain
it is to love, but love in vain

Get a hobby. I know this is suggested every thread but it really works. I took up carpentry and developed a whole new lease on life.

I'm too socially inept to talk to girls without fucking it up, but I get what you are saying, next time I get a chance I'll try not to push the girl away

i tried looking up escorts near where i live, however i'm afraid that i'll either get mugged there or honeypotted into a sting.

get a lot of beer is step 1
drink it and then sober up, 2
3, feel sorry for yourself and get over it
4,get another gf.

if you're in a hurry, skip 3.

Distance and time. It may take months to recover, even years depending on how deeply and tightly you two were intertwined. Focus objectively on who she was, highlight her faults at first, and when all you can do is think of her in anger and disgust start going the other way. Round her out in your mind's eye. Humanize her. Realize that you're not meant to be together, or even further that fate is nonexistant. Allow yourself to burn but remember to rise anew.

Rationalize your own strategies and advances. Look at them objectively as an outsider. Look at her the same way, and her reactions. Cast aside your "nice guy" thoughts and realize that those are foolish. Remind yourself that she never let you in, and so you shouldn't let her in either. Wean yourself off of her, if need be. Otherwise abort your advances and treat her as human. Listen and expect to be listened to in kind. Make a definitive list of pros and cons. Say aloud the things you love and hate about her. Make your feelings concrete so that you may begin to erode them properly.

Do some research on the ads.
Do the pictures look legit,are they posted regularly etc.
Asian bath houses are good but they are more expensive.
Fucking is these women's job.
They want you to be a regular so they have steady income.

A voice of basement experience speaks!

getting over this girl is the hardest thing i've ever had to do

a part of me wants to fast forward 10 years and see if she turns out like shit so i can show her how good i was

a part of me wants her to be happy above everything else

and a part of me remembers who she is and that im just fantasizing and romantacizing everything about her

this. fucking. sucks.

You dont. You dox her than become a stalker without her knowing than show up on her usual routes and "bump" into her now and again and build from there.

At least thats what im doing.

Last night I dreamed about a girl I promised myself to forget about a year ago

Do something (not drugs or alcohol) to keep your mind off of it.

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accept that for every year you were in the thick of it, it will take two years to recover properly, you will encounter all stages of grief so try and recognize when they are happening and remember that it is normal.
Time and self-awareness is the only cure, unless you get caught in a loop of feeling sorry for yourself and the tiny reprieve that comes with it. Fight it with new hobbies, getting healthy and getting philosophical about what exactly life is about, compare your life with those who are born without severe disfigurement and challenges and will never get to know what you have lost and what commonality do you share, and what does everyone share. This leads to a dangerous enlightenment but it will lead to reality as it truly is. Good luck. We lose not only our loves but ourselves as well and everything else in between.

It took me ten years to shed 5 years of being in it, it was pure hell and to the point of hallucinations and chest pains. But now I am free, and now I am more content than ever before. The second half of the universe was opened for me to experience, the one without hope and only suffering and together I am now more of a complete person. I have come to terms with existence and now feel a stranger to everyone with a drive or goal. I can not convince them otherwise, it is something everyone must go through and now it is your turn.

Good luck, never underestimate the power of hobbies and vidya from 1996-2006.

Leave.

The only way user is to eat of her flesh. Then she will be with you forever.

drown your sorrows in alcochol, marijuana and excessive masturbation

There is no dignity in your self made cross that you bear

You have been broken.

Op here lads, i haven't been in a relationship with her.
We are currently friends, but i like her more that. And i am 80% sure she will friendzone me if i talked to her about this. We went out with some other friends sunday evening, we danced a bit, had some fun, bit of banter, the usual.

However, thinking aboout her became an automated process and i couldn't hold it back, thoughts occured at random.
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that i tried not to fap and the fact i havent smoked in 2 weeks.
Idk really, it's either that or i'm mentally fucked

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what's wrong with it? genuinely curious

It's a meme based on reviving discarded ideas from Victorian pseudoscience and traditional Chinese pseudoscience.

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