ITT: shit nobody told you, but you learned on your own

ITT: shit nobody told you, but you learned on your own

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no, jewish trickery is not telling people about this in grade school and have them waste their money on stupid shit

Most movie props are the real deal.
You can get your hands on pretty much anything if you say you're going to use it as a movie prop.

those evil bastards produce way more porn than i can ever download

My Dad is gay and my Mom hits on me.

That's rough, buddy.

Big nigger dicks hurt

oh come on, somebody had to have told you that at some point.

Most girls like being the victim

When you fuck an underage girl don't cum in them. Stick to fucking boys

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MODS

idiot detected

Sauce?

So much this. No matter how much money a person saves, their dollars are losing value sitting in a savings/checking account since inflation outpaces even the best interest rates available.

I do not understand why basic money management skills aren't taught in schools:

also

Yep.

Are you a Mustachian by any chance?

nope. I don't even know what that is

Oh, never mind then.

"Mustachian" is a term derived from the website Mr. Money Mustache, which encourages major lifestyle changes in order to retire early. Sounds gimmicky, but there's a lot of really sound financial advice there.

not exactly a name that inspires trust tbh

will give it a look though

Did you fuck your mom, yet?

i bet he's more into his dad

Literally everybody has problems pooping sometimes, but nobody talks about it. You need to go out of your way to eat a ton of fiber every day or you're going to end up with major butthole problems.

Or just let a big nigger fag rod your shithole out

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get out my man

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pretty much everything related to the jews

Metamucil solves this problem.

i like horse cock :3

how to hide you're a pedophile

Porn is the best way to derail bad goy threads.

Most people are boring and will think negatively of you if you have a strong interest in something that isnt drinking or some form of socializing.

Tell us your story.

Grew up in a small all white town with liberal parents.

I'm so glad I never had that problem.

I learned that VWs at least the water cooled ones have a bunch of stupid fucking tools you need to work on them. Holy fuck was I stupid to think all I needed was a basic metric wrench and socket set to work on them.


Trading for a fucking water cooled diesel VW wasn't the worst mistake I made, but it sure is up there. Next time I'm going to buy one that runs instead of trying to fix a shitbox.

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Its like your retarted op?

What did you mean by this? Not saying I enjoy modern civilization, but there's still a lot of cool shit to see out there that isn't man made shit.

You are the same as your dad, when you get older.

It saps you of actual human productivity and makes you work doing a job that is 90% of the time not something your interested in, not productive to humanity and not meaningful in any real way. Your valuable time is being wasted to do something for someone else and that's not a problem except that's now 90% of the population with 10% being "self employed" when years ago it was the exact opposite statistic. In the long run it stagnates meaningful human and technological progress which is becoming more and more apparent as the years go on and its the stagnation that's the problem.

If you want further evidence of this look at the nation Europe and the united states are headed toward if they don't get there shit together, japan.

Isn't this just wisdom reappearing? I haven't taught myself much, I was suggested it, then tried it, or was told through interaction over and over.

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Their shit*

Jesus christ

We're not sodomites so our assholes aren't as wide as yours, so we actually notice when we haven't had enough fibre.

sodomites*

wtf

Futas are literal perfection. Boobs, butt, hole and a pole.

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Rolled 3 (1d100)Rolling charisma check

Yeah that sounds about right

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life on easy mode

Dick head it's 3d6 not 1d100

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

The actual problem we have is that our toilets are not correctly designed for the layout of our organs.
Put a foot stool in front of your toilet, sit your feet on it, and then notice how much easier it is to take a shit.

you poor body positive transexual POC, if only you would be a good looking straight white male all your problems would be gone
what an unjust world, boohoo

no they dont chad, now die

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*Teleports behind you*

You should have been a immigrant

You stupid women.

When it comes to the working world almost everyone doesn't know what they're doing. That is at every level.

Learning how to speak like you know what you're doing is pretty much the key to success.

Scary thought

Larg companies will pay massive fees when developing products/adverts/promotions/anything to 'experts' in semiotics.
The experts are paid far more than anyone else in the developmental teams and are often not bound by any contracts other than NDAs. On top of this they are usually paid just for their opinion so have zero accountability if a projec goes tits up.

Semen stains school dresses

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what age does this happen? does it happen to women, because I honestly don't want to gain a personality like my mom's.

It's already too late

tits or GTFO

shit post

How do I get into stocks/ the stock market?

spot the alt cuck sodomite.

Stocks? You into BDSM?

just buy them. it's not rocket surgery