Bravo Timm, bravo

Yeah. There was Batgirl Returns, which I think was the last episode of B:TAS, where Batgirl dreams/daydreams that she saved Batman and they lean in to kiss and she's awoken by Dick yelling at her through her window.

Then there's all the subtext in TNBA. Then there's Batman Beyond where elderly Barbara says she and Bruce used to go out.

He knew better. Also, Bruce is supposed to be more of a father figure to the bat family making this a little weird.

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Bruce, Jesus.

Both of them Timm and Wayne. That's fuck up. That's his friend's daughter. The same daughter that dodges bullet and beat people up every night but still.

That is awful, bullshi

Yeah, this is what I'm really excited for.

I think Gordon would take the view that if his daughter had to be banging someone, better it be someone he knows and trusts and knows will keep her safe

Yeah, this is a big, big case of crapping where you eat

I'd imagine he'd still be salty and that it would still be weird for Bruce.

The whole thing seems weirdly out of character. Also looks pretty rough. I might skip this movie.

So I take it the original part's not based on the Batgirl Special after all

Funny story. In one of the behind the scenes features for B:TAS Timm would talk about how fans would say how totally wrong BatmanxBatgirl was, and Timm's response was basically 'We knew it was wrong. That's why we did it'

Is batman meant to be a faggot? Why wouldn't you tap that 10/10 thing that's wagging her ass in front of you in skintight latex every night?

Because he's like 35 and she's his oldest friend's daughter. The same daughter he knew as a fucking baby.

Well, at least it's someone who'll be kinda responsible about it, as opposed to some chad out in Gotham.

Babs+Dick is the obvious pairing.

It's also maybe the only good one for her, aside from her being a cripple with no love interest as Oracle.

Wait. I'm supposed to feel bad bruced fucked barbara? I know some anons here are young and inexperienced but jesus christ. Here's the thing, women love to have sex with men of higher authority. Even more so when they are a father figure. For all the degeneracy of it in animu it happens a fucking lot irl, even in the America. Just that those teachers, principals keep it in the down low. I'm more surprised that this took so fucking long to make a movie of it.

Batgirl's like 20. There's no way he knew her as a baby.

because it complicates work and life, because she's his friend's daughter (>>635719), because he's supposed to be looking after her.

Bruce is smarter and more calculating than that. It's really out of character for him to give in, more likely he would shut her down causing her to get pissy and start some drama.

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I actually just want to see the movie now, trying to look for a leak. Goddamn you KAT, I miss you.

Eventually I need to track down those DVDs.

They're adults, so no use for me to bitch and moan.

I thought Babs were like Gordon's Niece that was formally adopted when her actual parents died.

So how is it overall? Somebody told me there's a lot of feminist propaganda which sounds like bullshit because it's Bruce Timms.

It's on Volume 3, I think
That's Post-Crisis. The continuity is a little muddled, to say the least. Barbara didn't appear and wasn't mentioned in Year One, so I think they came up with the niece backstory. But most Batman writers basically ignored it and she's more-or-less always referred to as Gordon's daughter.

If I'm not mistaken he was 22 when he came back to Gotham, if she's 20 here then Bruce is in his early 40s.

Here you go user, don't forget to seed
>thepiratebay.org/torrent/15377870/Batman.The.Killing.Joke.2016.BRRip.XviD.AC3-EVO

This isn't about the sex scene itself, although that is pretty fucked up. It's about the meaning that this scene have in the middle of the plot of Killing Joke. It's distracting.

He was 25, that's actually stated in Year One

That's not Barbara Gordon in your image. That Gordon's son, James Gordon Jr

Fucking hell what a clingy bitch.

Holy shit, what the fuck.

I've been thinking that was batgirl all these years.

Alright user, I guess I was wrong. But the age difference is still pretty big.

Do you like 30 minutes of shit that wasn't in the comic?

HOW?

James birth was talked about throughout Year One. How the hell did you miss his gender?

Yeah, and girls love getting raped too just like in the animes

If they just stuck to the comic it would be a very short movie.

What if Bruce knocked up Barbara and this ends up retconning Damien from his rape baby background? Instead, Damien is Bruce + Barbara's trans-daighter Damiena who also came back from the future.

Well reading cripple/co/ you should know autistic losers love to cry 'MUH FEMINISM' about everything.

Ah, you again

I'm not surprised since KJ was short.

Can cripples have babies? Can cripples have babies when they've been shot through the gut?

Actually it wasn't on Holla Forums so you can fuck off with that shit.

Ah, you again

Where in that post did he say that Holla Forums said it?

Please learn to read.

Because I read it once probably 11 years ago, then again 8-9 years ago.

How long before he throws a tantrum like the other retard ?

Oh. This is in killing joke? This sub plot should br it's own movie. I see it more as out of place than anything. Make it it's own movie plot and I'd buy it.
How is it fucked up? I expected this set up a fucking mile away. I've heard enough stories from other friends, in different colleges no less, of students fucking teachers. Women love to do this frequently. I'm surprised this took so fucking long to happen. user, this was a natural course to happen eventually. I'm not exaggerating about this.

It's retarded and totally changes the meaning of Joker shooting her.

Hope never, bad enough we have to put up with the permavirgin crying about how girls find him disgusting in every thread.

Cripples can have babies. You just need to carry them to the hospital. They can also have babies with bullet holes in them.

Genius intellect at work, I see

user, read the post again. I said to make the romance subplot it's own movie outside killing joke. That subplot deserves it's own movie.

How? Did the Joker know she was fucking Batman? Would it have made any difference or hurt any less if she wasn't? If she was just Gordon's daughter and Batman's sidekick? Does the Joker even know Barbara is Batgirl?

Genius intellect at work, I see

(This is sarcasm, thought I should point it out what with your downs and all.)

The subplot deserves nothing because it's a bad idea.

Do you really want to see Dick getting cucked by bruce?

It makes it from "Batgirl's been shot" into "Batman's love interest has been shot." I'm torrenting it now and we'll see if it really is that way.

I want summer to end already

Did you watch B:TAS? It's probably partly the reason for their feud.

Again, what's the difference?

A typo doesn't change the fact that you've been found out

Another month, mate. Another month.

So easy to spot the newfags

You getting so flustered after getting found out that you can't even type a coherent sentence however, does.
(This isn't sarcasm, thought I should point it out what with your downs and all.)

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SO

IS THE MOVIE ANY GOOD?

Jesus christ user. How fucking thick isyour skull. I said the romance subplot is out of place in the killing joke "arc"/story. But for a fact, yes fact, such an action as a father figure fucking his not blood daughter is a dime a dozen irl activity. And yes this would explain even more in comics why a Starfire/Raven romance was pushed while Barbara stayed in Gotham. And why Dick wanted to be his own man in his own life so badly. A irl conundrum happened and the bat family broke apart for awhile. It's far from being out of character.

I'm downloading it now. Going to be a while before I actually watch it.

I want tumblr to leave

Yes user, it's all tumblr's fault girls find you disgusting.

Every time.

All right. It's downloaded!

Which means I can finally watch this shit.

It is actually. Very perceptive

Bruce fucked Barbara before the Joker attacked her. So if she was pregnant with Bruce's baby without knowing. Saying… some weeks of pregnancy. Well… the Joker took that away from them.

Just like in the cartoons where Bruce impregnated Barbara but she had a miscarriage.

That never happened in the cartoons.

In the tie-in related comics, though.

Those aren't tie-ins. Batman Beyond 2.0 has very shaky canonicity.

Anons, those aren't Tie-in. Hell, the original writer fucked up basic knowledge of Batman Beyond.

At most, they're colorful Fanfiction.

Either way Bruce fucked her in the cartoons as well.

Oh, I agree with you on that.

Mystery of the Batwoman confirmed that shit.

I'm sorry, what was that? We're going through a tunnel now

Am I just imagining this or do I remember seeing that Commissioner Barbara Gordon was a cripple in one of these comics, despite Killing Joke never happening in BTAS continuity?

No, it's Tumblr's fault that stupid things are said on the internet.

Now go home, Tumblr.

I keep forgetting that the DCAU isn't even my favorite shit because it's so well written, but because it's about the only version of Batman where he isn't just a psychopath that happens to be on the side of the law.

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Batman should fuck all his sidekicks.

this seems really out of character for Batman. Then again, all my knowledge of Batman is from BTAS, so what do I know?

Then by that logic; This is in-character for that Batman.

why is the animation quality shit? I thought this was movie quality. And the fucking kissing sound effects, sounds like some low grade hentai

WHO WROTE THIS

Why is the Killing Joke being turned into high school drama BULLSHIT

Is there any other grade of hentai?

Because The Killing Joke as written would be too short to fill however long these are supposed to be. 90 minutes, let's say

I'm almost looking forward to the Joker crippling her now. Great job ruining a character

this is like newgrounds flash quailty

You were expecting Disney quality? From a DTV?

bravo

plz

That's as good a quality as this

seriously?

Just leave and never come back.

webm of best scene?

>First twenty-eight minutes of the movie is showing Batgirl in action. Basically a Hood nephew decides to take over. You already seen that she kicked his ass With some help from the bats unfortunately between Bruce and Babs sex thing, and the fact that she nearly killed a guy, Barbara retired as Batgirl. That and she couldn't keep Bruce.

Not done yet, hopefully they have the singing scene from when Gordon on the trolley tracks.

So Jason Died before Killing Joke in this movie as opposed to afterwards.

I don't care what y'all say. This Batman fucking Batgirl shit is some hot shit. I reckon this film will inspire many a porno

People on Holla Forums defended this!

They defended adding shit that wasn't in the comic!

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!!

And will continue to defend it. That's some hot shit, nigga

This movie is actually playing in theaters right now. I bought tickets for tomorrows showing. I am super excited. Everything Timm does is amazing. Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy are the lead voices. I don't mind the ship

If he was fucking robin in the ass would you still find it hot? This is more disgusting than the Joker raping her.

Finished Watching.

>Changed some of the story around like more focus on Bat''s search for Joker He even reacted the SWEAR TO ME bit from Begins

All in all, I didn't like it. The Animation was flat-out stiff, with characters moving as if they have Rigor Mortis; the "prologue" with Batgirl and the Gangster felt like a completely different film though I admit they tried to connect the two plots. It's like a Sandwich

It felt surreal to me. I don't know, I'm not a reviewer as you can tell. Still, it did help me procrastinate on changing computers so thanks for that.

He don't own her
He doesn't actually have any power over her
Have you seen any porno in the last thirty years?
No, because that would be gay
Which never actually happened

I'm not going to watch it. The comic was perfect, the fact that they changed anything is proof they don't respect the source material. This is a cartoon that didn't need to be made.

1) The majority of the differences arise in the prologue, which they only did because otherwise The Killing Joke, as written, would be far too short to make a movie out of.
2) Timm also made a few changes here or there to Moore's For The Man Who Has Everything and that was a very respectful adaptation. Even Moore liked it.

The entire meaning of the story has been changed, it doesn't matter if they got the plot points down if the spirit has been changed.

The comic is a masterpiece. We can all agree to that. But there is no way hell I am going to skip any film Timm worked on.

Everything he does is great. I don't mind watching/supporting one of his duds to get another gem.

I take your point. Still gonna watch it.

That's fine, I'm not trying to get others to hate it or boycott it. I'm just explaining why I have no interest in watching it.

I'm not shittalking Timm, I love his art, I just can't abide this project.

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You're an idiot. The difference is that in the original comic it's about Gordon's daughter being shot and abused by the Joker and how it's the Joker trying to break Gordon, now it's about how Batman's fuckbuddy got taken out. Massive difference, if you don't see that, well then I don't know what to say.

I know you weren't shit-talking Timm. I just listing my main reason why I must see it. It is disappointing they kinda added pointless romance since the best part of Killing Joke is the how it explores the relationship between Batman and the Joker.

I got to see this. I am willing to pay ticket price to see it in theaters too. If the movie does well, maybe they will continue to release DC animation in theaters. It would make me ridiculously happy if they did. They are way better than the live action DC shit.

I'm sorry, did she suddenly stop being Gordon's daughter because she fucked Batman? Did the fact that Gordon's daughter got shot and crippled stop being traumatising for Gordon because she fucked Batman? Do we even know that the Joker knows that Batgirl fucked Batman?

WHAT DOES BATMAN FUCKING BARBRA ADD TO THE STORY?!?

WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE THERE?

It's retarded and literally just rule 34 fuel. The idea that now both Batman and Joker (maybe) have stuck their dick in Barbra is stupid. It's really stupid. It makes Batman unlikable.

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Batman fucking his student and the daughter of his cop buddy makes him unlikable. If you don't think there's something wrong with it then you're fucked in the head.

Why, because he got caught up in a moment of passion like a regular human being?
Of course there's something wrong with it, that's why they did it. That's why it makes for good drama.

Porn isn't real life, you autist.

Read a paper, nigga. This kind of thing happens all the time

I could take some issue with the first part, but really, a lot of people do the second one. It's not like Batgirl was a minor or Batman tried to initiate sex from a position of authority and coercion, it was entirely her idea, so why should he refuse sex only because he taught her things?

sounds like a complete letdown, after all that hype

If it happened all the time then there wouldn't be stories about it in the newspaper. The stuff is in the newspaper because it doesn't happen all the time. When's the last time you read a newspaper article about a husband fucking his wife? Oh yeah, never, because it's normal.

Teachers fucking their students are written about in the media because it's abnormal, you fuckwit.

He should have said no because he's an adult. Being of legal age doesn't make someone any less of a child.

Women have evolved to fall in love with the men that rape them and kill their families. Because those were the ones who tended to survive.

he's not normal by a long mile, the dude is as fucked up as the insane criminals he tries to lock up while have horrible mommy and daddy complexes up the ass.

Him fucking around with bat girl goes against EVERYTHING batman stands for and the overall symbolism of who batman is.
He took on batgirl and robin because he looked to them as a family as a way to compensate for his lack of one. Sexuality wise he suppresses his sexual urges into pure mental issues.

This isn't like your dumb pornos where "hurr cute girl must bang" people are far more complex than that despite what your idiotic social and news media tell you. Batman would never have sex AND be that much of a dick and this whole thing is written by liberal fucks that can't stop thinking about sex for more than a few seconds because that's just how fucking stupid modern culture is with sex now.

Thank you

Said it much better than I did.

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Wew, it was taking a while. Glad to see nothing has changed in my absence.

You're full of shit. Go look at the twitter of any person working for Marvel or DC right now, then tell me they aren't liberal.

Jesus fuck take your medicine

Yeah, that version did turn down the ladies quite often, but those were usually villains. Villainesses.

I know I hate to use liberals as the blame all for the current issues with comics, but it's fucking true EVERY. GOD.DAMN. TIME.

Every time a libtard is hired to write any super hero comic, they are so unprofessional they can't for a single second not push their agenda into every fucking thing they write, this in turn creates a huge brain drain of creativity in the comic industry creating a narrow minded tunnel vision of human emotions and complexity of human character, something liberals are just as bad as the right wing nuts.

Humans are much more complex than we give ourselves credit for, and I hate it when liberals contrive human emotions down to "MAH DICK" mentality like what we see in this thread.

That's it? Flashpoint was far more violent than that

I'm just amazed that there are people in this thread who think that it makes sense for Batman to fuck Barbra, their minds have literally been warped by rule 34.

I am in turn absolutely stupefied that there are people in this thread who think Batman fucking Batgirl has fucking anything to do with Liberals being out to get them

Not that guy, but you're seriously out of the loop if you don't know about the lefty fags ruining comics
But he's wrong to bitch about Batman fucking babs, cuz its hot.
He should fuck all the bat chicks AND all the robins
And ivy and Harley and catwoman and talia and mister freezes popsicle wife
Batman should just fuck everyone
Like, fuck

DUDE, CAN YOU NOT SEE 1883 -> 1 + 8 + 8 + 3 = 5 -> LIBERALS?

Depends on the particular Batman canon. IIRC the BTAS Batman rather tried discouraging Barbara first, until he had to accept she'd keep doing her Batgirl thing and just went with it.
I don't think Batman stories have been very indeepth and consistent enough about Batman's fucking sexuality that anything can be said with any certainty on this subject.

To defend the other user, it's the way it has been written, the issue isn't batgirl and batman have sex NO THAT'S WRONG STOP THAT.

It's how it was written, it's written in such a low brow manner with the way they interact it comes off like a fucking teenage drama.

And I use the word liberal because I usually see this low maturity level with heavily liberal writers because current comic and cartoon industry killed off their talent base and the only people they can hire are bottom of the barrel liberals.

People who are so pro big government and pro corporate they have no issue following orders and push this shit while creating a brain drain of communication that is in comics and human emotions.

If you want a story about batman fucks batgirl and then issues, at least write it realistically and not like I'm sitting on my ass watching a soap opera during the day while I'm sick from school.

Nuh-uh, you don't get to pull that strawman bullshit. None of us said that. This has nothing to do with them trying to do anything to us. It has do with their minds and ideas of humans being so out of wack with reality because of how they think.

The reason liberals are over-represented in comic books and cartoons is because the majority of comics and cartoons are about fantasy concepts. Liberals live in the world of fantasy, all their policies are incompatible with reality or are fighting against reality.

Liberals write shitty people, because they don't understand people and they don't understand themselves.

1) This is not a comic. It's a film based on a comic
2) It's film produced and overseen by a guy not generally known to be that strand of Liberal

And when he fucks mister freezer s wife it's gotta being an ntr thing
Like, cuck mister freeze so hard he cries ice cube tears

What did he mean by this?

Welp, thread just died

I think pattern wise and from a psychology stand point, Batman punishes himself and feels he doesn't earn any joy in his life because it would tarnish the life of his parents.

This in turn creates The batman we know that focuses his energy out on fighting crime as a way to appease his sins.

This would create a sexually frustrated dude, Batman in a lot of senses is still very much a child in an adult's body, despite his parents being dead he still feels like a momma and daddy's boy and does everything he can to "please them first".

That's at least my observance of the Batman character, when I mean he's a kid's in a man's body I don't mean he's a goofball, it means he retains childlike guilt complexes that usually kids that grow up normally get out of that phase of super guilt but it's something batman hasn''t conquered yet.

He saying Bruce Timm is the "good" kind of liberal because he doesn't sperg out like the rest of them.

Also I think Batman should just fuck some of his villains
Might set some of them straight
Like riddler
Riddler just needs a good dicking

This is one of the most ignorant sentences I've read for awhile. Okay, let's take the tv show Teen Mom as an example. That show talks about how bad it is for a teenager to be a mom. And how surprising it is that is happens. But guess what? Teen moms have been a dime a dozen for fucking decades. Most to nearly all minorities in the US have a teen mom in each family at minimum, minimum user. It's nothing fucking special. So when there is a TV series telling you how special it is, it fucking isn't. It is common as house flies.
So from experience I can tell you that teachers fucking their students happens daily in colleges/universities. Not saying every teacher but I'd easily put money down that at least 1 teacher in every college is fucking a student or two. And I'd double that bet that the females/males are the ones that came on to them as well.

We don't even know for sure if Bruce Timm is Liberal. We don't know how he leans politically because he's a fairly private person.

He writes comics. He wrote Batman fucking Batgirl. Ergo, he is a liberal, you fucking bluepill.

Well, when it suits him…

3:10 onward. Bats works quickly.

When I said liberal I didn't mean Bruce Timm personally, hell I don't know shit about his beliefs but looking at what I saw, I can see there was indeed some pressure from the overall team to push for the dialogue and narrative that we now got.

If your life experience has been that the majority of teachers fuck their students, then you've gone to some really shitty schools.

There's plenty of stuff in the Newspaper that happens all the time. Stocks rising and falling happens all the time. Violent crime happens all the time. Politicians campaigning for re-election happens all the time. These things are printed daily, sometimes twice daily. There's a lot of repetition in there.

Oh calm down with this, that's not what I meant at all. Bruce Timm probably got pressured by his company and his writer team to create the story we see in front of us.

I blame the overall rather than the individual here.

Okay that's fine. I don't like libs either but why can't Batman fuck babs?
What's the deal? I mean yeah It ruins the dick/babs thing but dick is better with starfire anyway

Dude please

Batman fucking Barbra makes into an immoral piece of shit. He's no longer a hero, he's just a rich scumbag who beats up crazy people.

I understand that's what the liberal deconstructers want him to be, but personally I'm not a fan.

Stop watching so much porn.

Jesus christ take your medicine

Bat what about the Bruce Wayne playboy persona? If he dates a new supermodel every other month, but never sleeps with them, it would look pretty weird.

Jesus christ user. You honestly believe students go to school, sit down in class, respectfully acknowledge their teacher, finish class and go home chatting how wonderful college is? Never seen a self contained bubble so freaking thick.

Maybe this is just a cultural thing for you
Where I live 16 year olds are legal

The Bruce Wayne identity is the fake part, he fucks models to keep up appearances, he doesn't actually like it.

Ah yes, Batman's furry reveal. Obvious in hindsight, really. What else can you expect from a man who dresses up like a bat?

Also what the fuck is so immoral about chasing willing puss
Bruce can't be her father figure she already has a fucking dad. You know, commissioner Gordon? To her Bruce is just a hot older colleague not her "dad"

So basically, what I'm understanding is, you'd rather Batman fucked Robin up the ass instead

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What's so immoral about having sex?
Did I miss something? Did he let a criminal escape while he was busy fucking Batgirl?

Batman should just fuck everyone
Everyone
Once they are of legal age of coursh

A Cheetah is fine too.

I think what's happening here is that user didn't want to ever think about Batman having sex. I can understand him, I always thought Batman was too pure for that.

That would fit the "childish", severely psycholocaly stunted picture user paints of Batman.

Honestly if bats has to loss his v-card I always wanted it to be catwoman
Talia is too loyal to her shitter crazy dad

Which one killed him? Talia or Nyssa?

Cheers, mr. Connery.

At least 4chan has actual people posting and less spastics

I disagree. Batman's public persona is as a Playboy, who has lots of girlfriends and it's not like he's Superman to begin with. Even Superman would probably have difficulty deciding between right and wrong if passions ran high.

Then go to 4chan, faggot.

Well, at least this thread made one thing clear.

Holla Forums is filled by literal virgins.

Thank Holla Forums and /a/ for that.

Nobody sperged out about feminism here, take your meds.

You're disgusting.

Autistic AND illiterate
smh

So you admit to sperging out about liberals then? :^)

Me personally, no

The issue with Batman fucking Batgirl is that it doesn't just make Batman irresponsible and undisciplined (fucking the daughter of one of your most trusted allies in crime fighting goes way beyond shitting where you eat.), it pretty much diminishes the entire foundation of their relationship to "fuckbuddies".

There's just no way to defend and salvage it without painting a pretty dark picture of Bruce's mental state and his interactions with everybody else on his crew.

Wasn't me either, swear to Hitler.

It's okay, DCAU is non canon,batman can fuck everything that moves in this movie for all I care

This implies they fucked more than once.
Within the context of the film, they fucked once, Batman realised it was wrong and tried to forget about it. This kind of thing happens.

Wouldn't want to paint a dark picture of the mental state of a lonely man who spends his time beating up criminals

Holy fuck, Holla Forums, you guys are waifuing the motherfucking Batman.

This is sad.

How fucking new are you kid?

There is no such thing as canon. DC produced this, it was complete shit, it's embarrassing.

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Always stick with the best Batgirl

which is Cassandra

There are people on Holla Forums who defend this

So, let me get this straight:

You people are completely fine with a story in which The Joker, a deranged maniac, shoots Batgirl through the stomach, crippling her. Undresses her. Takes pictures of her lying there naked, helpless and bleeding to use as a tool to drive her father insane. You're fine with all that.

But the fact that they added a prologue where Batgirl has normal, consensual sex with Batman, that's too mature for you?

wew

I know that you are fucking with us, but the sex between Batgirl and Batman is just awkward and out of place. It really doesn't make sense, youngling. It has nothing to do with maturity, it just seems forced.

0/10, shit bait and late to the thread at that.

Where?

Somebody didn't read the thread.

I've been in the thread for the last hour and that's basically what I'm getting

I Like your dedication

Batman fucking Barbra is immature as fuck and something a 15-year-old would come up with.

WEW

How have you not passed out while you hemmorhage that much blood out of your ass

Smh tbh gr8 b8

it sure isn't what you're reading.

Do you do it for free?

For it to not make sense is to make a statement that batman has never fucked a woman from the DC universe and is a pure virgin.

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YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID, IT MAKES ME ANGRY!!!

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I think user meant "making sense in terms of storytelling". I sure don't see what it adds to the story aside from possible romance tumor and bait.

Go here
acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/texts/taote-v3.html
read, absorb, meditate and find peace.
Don't let the fisherman catch you again.

This whole thread is nuts. But the hysterics are a hoot.

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Its only a problem if she gets preggo

Pretty sure the whole idea was basically that it wasn't a good idea from the start, especially because DCAU Batman is really really bad at healthy relationships and knows it, but sex happens and the fallout is a big part of why Bruce ends up alone in his mansion by Beyond.

It's never portrayed as anything meant to be a healthy relationship. Justice League hammered home pretty hard that Batman is a damaged goods babe magnet.

Cause it fucking happens. Just because it's not plastered all over the fucking media that a teacher fucked their student doesn't mean it doesn't happen frequently. It most cases it's not even romance just a chance for the student/apprentice to enjoy fucking an authority higher than they are. I saw this kind of shit happening by a country mile because it's so fucking common. And to see virgin Holla Forums spill their spaghetti doubting a irl situation as a fiction. Jesus this is exactly like virgins doubting 1 night stands happening.

Like put yourself in Batman shoes
She ready willing and got that tight ass in that tight suit
You guys wouldn't?

This is a Batman story.

Yep.

Mind, I still wanted him to play ball with Diana, since only she could put up with his shit, and she got him to open up.

Aside from the power of his dick, apparently.
Who has time and attention-span to watch an entire porn film? Not me, for sure.

So because trashy people fuck their friend's daughters that means that Batman should do that?

Rape is real too, it happens, should Batman rape Harley Quinn? Incest is real too, it happens, should Spider-Man fuck his daughter? Cannibals exist, it happens, should the Hulk eat someone?

YOU FUCKING DEGENREATE FUCKS ARE THE DEATH OF SUPERHERO COMICS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FILTH, FULTH, FILTH!!!!

I feel like this is the spergiest thing so far itt

That happened though, didn't it?
Or am I crazy

That's happened, and sometimes I would debate that it would be necessary, but…

An interesting concept

I think these are bad comparisons. Screwing your buddy's grown-up kid is a dick move, not evil.

Well, I thought it was bait, simply by the false implication that anyone cared about something "too mature", which no one has.

*something being "too mature"

Honestly, some of the responses here illustrate exactly why something like this might happen. Here we have a guy who spends most of his time either alone or beating people up. No wife. No girlfriend. Suddenly his female sidekick, who is a mature woman and who absolutely adores him, throws herself at him and he actually doesn't resist. I mean, the fuck's a nigga goin' do?

Correct. That is my point.

You'd understand if you were a man.

I can understand that, but I can also understand the other side, what with how Batman is supposed to have Iron Will and be an Uncompromising Pillar of Morality.
But a slightly more flawed, human and weaker Batman is okay too.

You can't tell me he hasn't gone with Catwoman at least once. Isn't that already canon in the books?

A good deal of responses were along the lines of 'Batman shouldn't ever have sex'. I suspect they may have been baiting, thinking about it.

There aren't enough smug anime girl jpgs to properly respond to this post.

You do know that Bruce Wayne is a known playboy and gets to choose whatever pussy he wants whenever he wants?

Nah, I wouldn't. That train left so long ago only pepperridge farm remembers it.

Who the fuck knows who is baiting who, anyway. I just shitpost, don't look at me.

Well, there was this

Hell, in some continuities, they're married. In at least one, they have a son.

…Hah, that reminds me. The first Green Lantern ended up marrying one of his villainesses too. You know, before they gayed him up and murdered his children by that. Dammit, why'd I have to remember that shit.

Depending on the interpretation he either fucks these women or avoids them. Let's assume that in this case it's the latter

Batman doesn't fuck the bitches he takes on his dates to keep the playboy persona. His body is full of scars, which would be difficult to constantly explain if he fucked all of them.

Dude is sexually frustrasted as fuck.

How many women has Bruce definitely fucked? Just Selina and Talia? A few throwaways?

Oh come on, if he took women and didn't fuck them every paper in Gotham would have Bruce Wayne being gay as first page

Clearly the answer is that Alfred puts on the Bruce Wayne bodysuit and sexually satisfies all the ladies while his young master is off chasing Joker's ass

Which is why only his rogues gallery, his partners, or his team-mates are fit for the Bat-Bed.

Since Diana's an Amazon, scars might even turn her on.

It's gonna be really fucking weird when billionaire playboy doesn't fuck any of the whores he hangs out with.

What comic was this? It looks like Dustin Nguyen art.

Alfred probably did made the gals wear blind-folders or something, playing the whole 50 Shades of Grey bit, and then fucked them in his master's place.

Good o'l dependable Alfred.

The theory is that the socialites would never tell that they were turned down by THE Bruce Wayne. So the pretense is kept alive by their insecurities.

Hundreds of women staying quiet about not having sex makes about as much sense as batman having sex with his friend's daughter

I can buy Batman fucking Catwoman. I don't buy him fucking Barbra, there's a big difference.

No one would believe it.

So it makes perfect sense then

And people won't believe when two, three, five, ten, twenty, a hundred women say the same thing?

He probably doesn't date as many women as you'd think

Which continuity? 1986-2011 Batman fucked Catwoman, Talia and Poison Ivy, from his enemies side, and several established characters like Vicki Vale, Silver St. Cloud, Vesper Fairchild, Shondra Kinsolving, Sasha Bordeaux and the like.

The playboy has people saying that they didnt have sex and doesn't date many women but somehow the papers, blogs, paparazis, etc don't care.

Right.

There was this

Whos the bitch?

Some bitch

When the fuck did he fuck Poison Ivy?

He fucked her up the pooper

She raped him.

What's her name? You can't just post some random bitch that fucked Batman in a thread discussing Batman's pureness.

I asked when

Bunch of times. like in The Long Halloween.

I forget her name. It was during the Lovers and Madmen arc of Batman Confidential. It was basically an origin story for The Joker. Batman meets this girl, fucks her, falls in love with her, Joker (before he was Joker) robs the museum where she works, puts her in the hospital and in anger Batman throws a batarang at pre-Joker and gives him a Chelsea grin in the process.

Anyway, long story short it didn't work out between Batman and whoever

Stop acting like Holla Forums is suddenly full of Chads. Let's get it clear that Holla Forums is full of manchildren.

Dude Batman has been fighting crime for the longest of time, plus he has the most and ONE OF THE MOST insane villains he has to deal with on a daily basis. That shit causes stress, everyone has a mental breaking point some are just stronger that others.

Apparently it's a problem if batman takes a break from reality once in a while.

Thanks Holla Forums and /a/

I don't remember Poison Ivy raping him, and I've read that book many times.

I'm talking about a single, confirmed, canonical instance of Poison Ivy raping or otherwise engaging in coitus with Batman

Oh, i know now which comic that is. Shit is barely canon. Joker was an edgy killer before becoming the Joker and had tattoos.

There are two Legends of the Dark Knight arc and that fat fuck's mini.

And that's the way it should be.

Are you trying to murder me through laughter?

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Which fat fuck? Give me names

Martha!
The name's Martha!

Sure, user. Holla Forums and /a/ are the source of all your problems. Never forget that.

At least we can come to terms with that and have some self awareness about it.

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I don't remember the tattoos. It's been a while though

Kevin Smith. KEVIN SMITH! HE'S THE FAT FUCK!

Well, at least Alan Moore was lucky enough to not have his name attached to this shit.

Wew.

I really wanted to like this, but it was just plain bad. It's not even entertainingly bad. It's bland and generic. I'm actually at a loss at how bad it was, considering all the talent involved. Almost every aspect of it seemed rushed, and like there was no passion involved.

For a movie that's based on such a marquee title, I would have expected them to pull out all the stops, animation wise. This felt like it was a TV episode, though. Characters would frequently go off model and it felt like it was missing about half the frames it should have had.

The writing was also just atrocious. They tried way too hard to stretch the story out and pad it until it reached that 70 minute mark. Brian Azzarello has written a ton of comics, but this is his first feature length screenplay, and it shows. The pacing, the dialogue, and story structure are all really rough.

I get where they were coming from with the Batgirl prologue. When making a movie, you need to assume that people don't know these characters. You want to give an introduction to Barbara, so the audience feels something when she's shot. What they did in this movie, though? That was not the way to do it.

The prologue was completely different in tone to the Joker part of the movie, and just didn't mesh well at all. It should have been a 10 minute segment at most, and they should have had her investigating something that would end up being tied to The Joker. Something that would smoothly segue into the rest of the movie.

Ideally though, it shouldn't have even involved Batgirl. The opening should have been strictly about Barbara and her father. She wasn't shot because she was Batgirl, she was shot because she was Gordon's daughter, and the sequence should have been about their relationship.

Before she's shot, her and Gordon are talking about how Joker scared her as a child. Open the movie up with an adaption of that. Have Jim telling a young Barbara stories of The Joker and Batman. This works as a setup and introduction of all the main characters. Throw in some sort of foreshadowing that she eventually becomes Batgirl, but don't show it because ultimately it's not a story about her, and her alter ego bears no importance to the overall story.
From both a writing and a directing standpoint, they just approached the material from the wrong angle. They treated it like it was a super-hero story, when it's actually a horror one. It felt like no one involved liked the source material or even wanted to be involved.

TLDR: Shit sucks.

Oh, and Batman is a pure husbando and would never sully his godly cock with some ginger tramp. He has a jar filled with Clayface bits that he fucks whenever he needs release. He keeps it behind the giant penny.

But Clayface is a dude. That's gay

Not if it's autonimous bits.

So I guess it's not gay, it's pedo.

I like to think, in my personal headcanon, that that entire incident gave Tim Drake a fetish for petite asian girls

I like to think Tim Drake went on to Teen Titans, but that's nice too.

So I just watched it.
I liked it.
Quite a few liberties were taken.
It doesn't work very well as a film even with the Batgirl bits, Batgirl makes it seem even more disjointed ironically.
Far from the worst animated Batman film.

Not once does the name Alan Moore appear but is kind of understandable considering how he feels about what he himself created and movie adaptations of his works in general.

Thanks for the review, you've saved me the time it would take to download it. Any good bits at all worth webm'ing?

Which one is the worst? I nominate Son of Batman. Fuck Damian so much.

Moore actually asks for his name to be taken off adaptations of his work. In theory he asks for his name to be taken off all his work that he doesn't own (hence The Original Writer) but publishers don't always heed this.

What about Batman vs. Robin?

I actually thought that was an improvement. Bad, but not downright shit.

How did it manage to be that much worse than Batman vs Robin?

Just finished it, the movie wasn't terrible, but it still shouldn't have been made.

The Bad:
>The animation, again, is a very serious flaw, it's REALLY bad. Easily the worst thing about the movie.

The Good:

The not really good or bad:

I'd give it a 5/10 overall. It could be a 9/10 if they didn't cheap the fuck out on the animation and just adapted it straight rather than tacking on the Batgirl plot.

Oh yeah, I should mention, to add insult to injury that shot looks like the shitty recolor of The Killing Joke instead of the original.

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Funny, that's what the comic writers believe

FTFY

So, is this shit just random things they made up about Barbara, or is this ACTUALLY based on Joker's backstory, which made the comic interesting?!

The reason why the source material is different is likely because of the producers. In film, producers fund your movie to implement what they really want in your film, whether it would be ideals like progressivism, narrative changes, cinematography style, editing style, etc.

It's likely that one producer requested her to have sex with Batman.

Do not watch, do not engage. There is terrible writing, terrible editing and animation is "okay" at best. It introduces Batwing as well so that's another negative.

What?

Raven attempted to rape Dick
Starfire and Dick almost had a wedding

Oh, I thought you meant something else.

[that user]
Gattling arrow launchers.
And it made Slade a complete bitch.
Just off the top of my head, it's been a while and I've no intention of watching it again. It was generally just terribly written, and Batman vs Robin was a little better in that regard.

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Dear god, I think the people who wrote this really are virgins. This is so bad, its painful. And the killing joke? Sweet fuck….

isn't that place nothing more than a honeypot now?

I remember some real shady stuff went down after the old crew who ran the place got busted.

You couln't be more obvious if you tried.

All that's left is a Hillary shill post and you are officially a basic bitch newfag

He's already consensually cucked Joker so it's a moot point tbh.

Well, he sure fucked the editor's daughter at least.

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If he did, I imagine they'd taste like chicken.

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