The sage post squad isn't working. We are losing Holla Forums to the 4cucks. We will lose

The sage post squad isn't working. We are losing Holla Forums to the 4cucks. We will lose.

I'm moving.

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Is there anywhere left to move 16chan was run by Jewsh and is now dead, 32chan is pathetic, Krautchan is okay but not the same. What's left?

Endchan used to be decent

sodomite

Same. Going to quit chans for good, this was my first one in around half a decade and now they're just full of edgy kids obsessed with cuck porn trying to live off a reputation that hasn't really been deserved for nearly a decade. When they grow out of puberty they'll feel like retards for being the 9gaggers of today.

I suggest we make a Holla Forums alternative that has rules against cancerous threads.

We don't really need to advertise it everywhere, but if it gets popular enough people will start regularly going to it.

No matter where you go, you never will be 100% satisfied with the results. The best you can hope for is something less intolerable.


Good luck trying to run away, but chans have already altered how you perceive reality. I'll be sure to say hi when you crawl back to one of the many chans that will exist in the future because nobody understands you quite as well as nameless strangers.

4chan

That is not a option for most of us, not because we are banned, but because it's worse than any other chan available.

I am still hoping this cancer will die off, usually it doesn't stay this long.

Probably not, if you've not left chans for a period of time then you're in a boiling frog scenario. Leave for a year or two and you'll see just how boring and hopeless it is compared to before when you return, you'll regret missing it when it was good better, and realise you're there solely for nostalgia.

That less intolerable feeling you have is knowing that everything you liked about it has either left the chans or left you. The reason the most common meme is from last decade is because the abundance of people trying to fit in has drowned out anything original.

let's call it crapchan and have you as figurehead, chained to a dock and being powerhosed to remove the cuckoldry. choke on your rules and your i know cancer when i see it.

You're deluding yourself.

there never was a prelapsarian golden-age on ibs and people who claim otherwise have a selective memory or are basing their view on legend. The early 4faggers are now google executives and reddit staff. They grew up and moved on because chans were always an addictive cancer, not some earth shaking revolution for mankind, nor a bastion of free speech activism. Those are just the oldfag lies which newfags repeat. Wishing for a return to an imagined past, however glorious you paint it, is what has left the chans in the wake of normie social media, rather than being the bow-wave of the interwebz.

SAGE NEGATION SQUAD!

Wew lad. There used to be dozens of them with different cultures.

Nice bait though, shame it's contradictory at its very core and relies on an authoritative tone, otherwise you could have taken me on a ruse cruise.

Holla Forums is still more free than reddit and social media

where's your flag?

love the very. almost biblical.

oh, and i use 4cock to this day. it's no more retarded than talking to yourself and three other retards on Holla Forums.

I can spot the newfag.

You need a mirror on a pole and binoculars to see your own dick. Go sage your own throat. It helps with the haliotosis.

t. guy who seriously used the word prelapsarian in a sentence
The reason everyone thinks chans were better at the start is either because of novelty or because they are slowly becoming worse. I'm inclined to believe it's both.

2006-2008/10 wasn't the golden age of 4chan, it was the golden age of chans (calling them imageboards is some fellow kids tier revisionism and was pretty rare - along with autistically demanding doxxing is spelt with one x, 'ib' was never used). There were shitloads which were better than 4chan and when memes were credited to 4chan nobody corrected things like ED and KYM (when it surfaced) to stop people coming on board and mimicking. Some places lasted longer but eventually corporate sanitising of social media and dweebs selling memes on mugs drawing in newfags made it just another bland indulgence of your own ego like everywhere else online. There's an image of everything wrong with 2008 talking about facebook, fox and iphones which is right about everything.

Template threads are a great example of what's wrong with not just the internet, but people. Rather than realising nobody cares about your opinion, groups of people get together to post their opinions and not read each others, it's masturbation. There's nothing there that makes anyone laugh or think, it's just social media for people who don't like social media.

t. rambling hypocrite autist masturbating into a vacuum

Did i hurt your fee fee's? Go into your hugbox to cry it out. There is never a good reason not to sage, never has.

ITT: retardeds arguing over nothing

i'm fond of words. i chose that one for its biblical connotation, hoping for a sarcastic mirror effect with your very. i failed, but not for want of trying. as rushdie pointed out, irony is what you miss.

now there's a word. early anything is by definition novel, and i agree with you. the beauty of 4chan in the early days was the novelty, but not novel content. Niggers and Hitler predate the internet. What was novel was the lawlessness of the medium, added to the fact that back then, if you talked shit there was always an expert on line to call you out.

im considering making a new image board that isnt named chan to keep some normies out, i was also thinking of implementing some sort of system to report normies, then i could go through the posts and shave em off

aahh. fify

This and this are actually really good ideas despite what other sodomites are saying.

We need a board that doesn't just select any mods, the mods need to be smart but of course there's no way to stop them from being a sodomite, but that's one of the basic unspoken rules of ib. They need to be able to identify cancer and delete shitty threads. If they see a shitty thread, they should be able to monitor the posts of the IP of the person who posted the shitty thread and if they find normies, they drop the permabanhammer.

Death to the normies

People who apply to Ben mods must go one month as tripfags so that the anons can moniter them and then after a month the board has an election and the anons decide if they are moderators.

We will call it americachan

For a while I've thought an imageboard with a facepunch/kiwifarms post rating system could be funny. Farms gets a lot of hate around here because of Josh but it does its job well and the majority of complaints from users on here are bullshit.

i actually like that idea, rating system would be an easy way to find the normies without having to have a report system, you might still need a report system for in the threads though :^|

It would cut down shit tier babby's first troll replies, and the ratings posts get constantly make me laugh more than the posts. Would piss off puritans enough not to go there too.

Nothing better than reading a Chris Chan archive with a post saying something like "I'm sure Chris will start acting less strange soon" with a 40x 'optimistic' rating.

By this you mean they need to agree with you about what is cancer and what isn't. You fail at the first hurdle. IB creation is like throwing the dice. You can't predict the outcome. Rules over content are self-defeating.

No, they agree with the majority of the anons. The anons decide if so,done becomes mod or not, like an election.

Or just don't fall into the trap of using Holla Forums - Random and make it so you can banish shit yet increasingly common threads to somewhere else on the site

oh look its the "Holla Forums is dead" meta posting meme again

protip: most of the people here are from 4chan

you will grow out of this idea that chans are owned by the userbase. they are in large part created by the userbase, but they serve their owner's interest, which in the case of Holla Forums is an ex army recruiting sergeant exiled to the phillipines and owner of the best car lot in town. Why won't you buy a cockpump, ffs?

idk guys ill just start working on the site some time in the next week, if some purist sodomites dont want to join cause its not "real chan" then 1 they can go fuck themselves because im not using chan in the name that attracts to much cancer and 2 they can deal with the cancer on their sites then :)

What the fuck are you talking about. That's not the point you dipshit. The point is that's the fucking problem with imageboards. The mods don't know cancer when they see it so they don't do shit, so the anons elect admins which know after about a month of observing the mod. You're a sodomite.

Nigger register a random domain for us to check later rather than posting it here in a week and just getting a load of 4tkeks

Mod, not admin, sorry

Great joke nigger. The mods are selected via the IRC circlejerk, the average user has exactly zero say in who becomes a mod.

nigger im poor as shit right now im waiting for the money to come in then ill be starting it up, just stay posting, ill even use my fucking alias so you know its me idgaf namefagging can be nice ;)

host some thread with a poll or some shit idk

THATS WHAT IM FUCKING SAYING YOU IDIOT

Just use a .tk and redirect it later Cyberfat

Or get a .co for like a dollar

Will do gimme a min guys

any suggestion on the name rn?

really? no suggestions?

join the list of announced failures.

fuck it ill do that

Don't forget to register domain privacy or you'll become and meme

fucking hell .tk's site is so fucked

FUCK .TK jesus christ ill just buy a .co

yea its like 13 bucks for that shit i need to wait until i have some money dude

Is there not a pastebin which is public to read but password protected or something people could bookmark?

i can make one

Nobody will find our super secret pastebin autist fort.

No girls allowed

:^))))

pastebin.com/04V98wgZ

there i can only edit it if im logged in so all you guys can bookmark this and check it for updates

Fuck off, f aggots

SAGE POST SQUID!

fucking shill

Rolled 8, 8, 4, 2 + 3 = 25 (4d8)ok

Where to bruv?

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