Im an oldbag ask me anything

im an oldbag ask me anything

are you an oldfag?

Yes. I am older than your own father.

Was Chernobyl sabotaged?

You may be older than >>6341395's father, but are you older than my father?

Post more foul bachelor frog.

what does the average salary cap out around? hard to ever reliably make more than $60k/yr, being an average joe

don't be an average joe then

Paper or plastic?

i said i was a sodomite

No, you clearly stated that you were a bag. Now I feel cheated.

are you incontinent?

Think galvanized tin sheds for the reactor buildings.

I assume you're familiar with the livestream suicides? You should do one tonight.

(￣人￣) Hello. I am "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads". I do believe this thread is in need of Sage, so I would like to sage it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Sage Threads"

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What's it like being the gaping asshole of a generation bent on listening to ghosts?

Yeah, you're new here.

would you mind me stepping on your grass?

What are your 5 favourite memes?

1. Rage face
2. Rage face
3. Rage face
4. Rage face
5. Your mom

what do you feel right now? if nothing, congratulations.