Meet her in a dark alley

wat do?

throw a penny on the floor and watch as she scrambles for it

why would she do that?

She's Jewish

citation needed

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since when is Alexis a jew name?

I'll give you Kaufman, but it could also be non-jewish German

Pull out my firearm instead, "cash or ass"

give her the cummies.

fake

americans have no significant german minority
if you hear a german sounding name it's pretty safe to assume it's a kike

ur fake

but she doesn't look jewish at all

neither does rosie huntington-whiteley
and yet she is

kaufmann is the german word for merchant

nope. all her jewish ancestry is from her father's side

Grab her by the pussy.

grab her by the pussy

still she has kike DNA

Cunt punt her.

And it all went better than expected when I proceed to suckerpunch her in the face until she stops moving.

how could you even think about hurting someone as cute as her?

Yeah, don't listen to him, he's just trying to educate us foolish goyim about (((his))) rich cultural heritage and all the stupid ideas his ancestors came up with.

You have to think ahead, user. She'll be easier to move back to the cellar if she's immobile.

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what does she mean by this?

She's a mutant with seven limbs.

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Her face on the ground?

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Jokes on her. I don't wear a watch and I don't keep my money in my wallet.

u raff u ruse

what's it like being poor?

unzip ofc

I sage

you eat canned-ravioli everyday because it's cheap as fuck. It's a good life really

Isn't being a kike matrilineal?

Give it to her and then hope that she forces me to come with her where I will then become her personal sex slave. Bless you Alexa Bliss.

the wallet is empty and i bought the clock for $1 years ago.

Are you retarded?

German's make up the majority of the white population in the US.

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