SAGE POST SQUAD!

SAGE POST SQUAD 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

Fellow sagers, we are under siege by an insidious enemy, an enemy who would destroy this once great board!

We must rise up over the coming days and weeks and remove this tumor that has infected our site from within. Where we see their template threads, their low quality bait, their silent .mp4s we must SAGE! SAGE WITH ALL OUR MIGHT!

Fight! Fight, I say! Do not tell me we cannot, we must! We must crush the 4chan cancer! We cannot tolerate these traitors in our midst! The lies of traitors weaken our board. Destroy the traitors! Destroy their lies! Destroy the Red Faction 4cancer!

SAGE POST SQUAD!

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You cannot slide the sage post squad from sight!

The cure sounds worse than the disease!

SAGE NEGATED

what are you talking about nigger

SAGEEEEEEEEE!

GET THESE FUCKING NEWFAGS OFF MY BOARD

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whats a newfag and whos sage?

Pick one

The cancer has gotten a lot worse. I'll join your cause.

IF YOU BECOME THE CANCER THERE IS NO MORE CANCER

piss in the ocean of piss my son

SAGE NeGATED

Aaaand i have hidden this thread..

Here you go. the next post is just about the text limit (5,000) and a very effective sage

POSTING SAGE SQUAD OC!

MAY OUR POSTING BE STRONG, AND OUR FILLING OUT OF THE EMAIL FIELDS BE GLORIOUS!

sage

Fuck, what are we going to do without the guy that types like a sarcastic redditor?!?!?!?!

(woah!)
Comics guy is still alive! Yes!

This is honestly the most beautiful thing I've seen in weeks. You are a god.

kek

This is pretty much a thread calling to raid the board in the name of self appointed quality control. It should probably be deleted or OP should be banned and/or the thread stickied. Even though I agree there has been a lot of horrible threads recently this kind of thing always backfires as it lingers on for months or even more than a year and becomes less and less objective until it is "things I don't like," see-Travisposting, Leonardo, Frodo, etc.

Have a bump anyway. There's no stopping it now.

stupid bumposter, you just don't understand

valid point

Sage Post Squad!™ has generally only been posted on the truly shit threads. I don't think I've ever caught someone misusing it (and it's not just me otherwise I would have stopped after the first hour of it not catching on).


Not even once.

It will degenerate into that with time anyway. But it can also just be stupid fun, or genuinely useful.

Bump.

It's just stupid fun as is. Everything on Holla Forums, or all imageboards, or even all fora on the internet, ultimately is. We're countering shitposting with shitposts in a room full of shitposts led by shitposters.

Best not be referring to the OP of this thread, he's a fucking baller.

t. OP

Not this thread.

-Sage Post Squad Leader out.

Bring back banana

Oh, look… Reddit is trying to overrun Holla Forums.

I suspect it's just 5 kiddies posting porn talking to each other thinking it's other anons.

we president now

we awaken

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saved

sage menee joka peltoon t: suomi

Disable the thread flood feature and witness the true power of the SAGE POST SQUAD!

Sage?

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Nothing personnel, kiddo