If you don't wipe your bottom with your left hand you are literally a pleb

If you don't wipe your bottom with your left hand you are literally a pleb.

There's a reason why left-handers are frowned upon.

Right hand bottom wiper masterrace.

You're either a left-hander frowned upon
Or a left-hander BROWNED upon

Absolutely disgusting

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it was funnier in my head okay?

It makes so much sense. Underdeveloped cultures such as India which didn't develop eating utensils (kek) ate with their right hand and wiped their asses with their left.

Paper was introduced by the white man to reduce infections further in CONJUNCTION with this age old knowledge.

As time went on, we let our guard down and the JEWS tricked us into wiping our asses with the right, thinking that the paper would be a safe guard against bacteria.

Should be left hand wiper masterrace.

Right hand is for eating.

why does it matter? There's no such thing as "wiping etiquette"

it's called washing your hands afterwards, you retarded sodomite

It doesn't matter which hand you wipe with just use soap nigga.

Yeah just like there's no such thing as dining etiquette, dress etiquette or any etiquette for that matter!

Power to the people! Let's live like pigs!

He doesn't use a bidet! He has to wipe with his hands! He does it for free!

This nigger.

why? sounds stupid and superstitious

Good job. Were you part of Bush's no child left behind policy?

it's 2016, my neighbors still think my dogs can sense evil and frequently burn sage to cleanse their bodies.

I use dish soap and water. Who in the hell just washes their hands with water? Do you live in a third world country?

Left hand wipers are complete sodomites.

He pays the water Jew to moisten his asshole! He enjoys shit stains on his pants! He pays for this service!

See

Are you implying they can't? There's a reason why people say dogs are a mans best friend

Go away Pajet. People in the first world have soap in their homes, public restrooms, and carry baby wipes.

but i'm not as dextrous with my left hand.

that's why i'm right-handed.

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name 3

When do you ever take a shit where there is no soap?

1. They can sense evil
2. They understand that sage cleanses bodies
3. They cute as fuck

You ever gone to a public bathroom on a long road trip in the middle of nowhere?

No? I thought so, you basement beast.

You don't even know you're talking about Pajet. You've never been to the loo in your life.

Left hand reporting in!

Just begin wiping your ass with your left hand and you will see the light

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you are all savages

I wipe my asshole with your mothers face.

bob oblong's looking well there

I use toilet paper, not my hand

Yes, and the reason is because the weak fear the strong.