Straight male here. I've had sex over 5 times (twice with one girl too!) and I decided I want to be gay

Straight male here. I've had sex over 5 times (twice with one girl too!) and I decided I want to be gay.

I tried jerking to some gay porn but I can't get it up. How do I be gay?

You bi

ride a dog.
and post it too, faggot

T-T-TRIPS

Have to tried self-inflicting a head injury? Given that faggotry is a mental deficiency I think that would be your best bet.

Protip: Probably means you aren't actually gay.

Well, you get a GAY for effort, faggot.

Pick one.

Probably an autist and not a fag.

no no no, gay porn won't do
you have to take it up the ass
try craigslist

Straight people don't do gay things, bro. That's why we call them two different things.

Dress and act like this guy. You'll be gay in no time.

There are several ways to be gay…

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Being gay has more to do with attraction. It's up to the individual to develop an attraction to a male or female. If you can't get an erection, just get a prescription to viagra.

nice one lad

Try trap or futa porn. Might be a good in-between since they still have feminine appearances.

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You have to flip the gay switch in your anus. It's near the prostate. To flip it you need to massage the area near your prostate with some phallic object.

You wrap a noose around your neck as you stand on a chair, then kick the chair.

Sounds about right.

Trap porn is disgusting. Fuck off with that shit.