Tfw you've never been on TV

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but you're on Holla Forums

I meant television.

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You can, if you're a goy child and don't mind being used.

go back to 9gag

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I can get you in TV if you answer me the following questions:

1. Are you 12 years old or younger?
2. Are you a boy or girl?
3. If you are a girl, is your hymem still intact?
4. If you are a boy, does anything ever went into your anus?
5. How much time your mouth can endure being open without closing?
6. Do you salivate a lot?
7. Woud you be willing to lose your teeth if asked by your producer?
5. Would you be willing to lick sweaty feet to progress your TV career?
6. Would you be willing to enjoy sessions of BDSM-themed play with a 300 lbs. Jew?

Please send answers to [email protected]

hothead go

What did you do to get on tv? How autistic did you act?

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I was in the television at least twice already with my novel, and I'll be in it again soon via workplace related stuff

I've been on a newspaper. that's almost as good, right?

Whats your novel called ill buy one

I've been in news interviews (state), documentaries (inter), newspapers (state), on the radio (national) and I was the lead in a national ad campaign.
Only Australia, but still better than you guys it seems.

was it an ad for STD testing?

Are you a serial killer who posts from prison?

I wish.
An ad for Good Friday.

the religious celebration?

kill yourself you faggot piece of shit

Jeez what a bunch of losers, you're not even trying to fuck a movie star, FUCK.

its easy fam, shit like this,

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Post novel.

Make way for a real superstar, bitches.

TV is a dying medium. The internet is the future. Everyone in the world can read your shitposts on Holla Forums. You're basically a celebrity.

A post of mine on Holla Forums made the news.

You're missing the point. The new media doesn't need to be validated by the dying old media. They should be happy that we're talking about them.

When I was 8 I went to the recording of an episode of Gladiators. It's quite possible my face was on TV, a pixel tall, lost in a sea of faces.

I've been on TV for like 8 seconds before. I just sat there looking autistic until the director told me to wave.

I was on the local news with my boyscout troop.

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no u

I was on local TV a couple of times

does it count if i was in a marching band exhibition? had a solo as well, but i never got to see the televised version, which is usually heavily edited anyway.

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