My best friend, Ryan Dunn, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. Iceland's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a skatepark. You don't have be a musician to be an Earth Rocker. Andrew Shramberg is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Brandon Novak, is on heroin again. He's back in rehab for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfuc
Hudson Ortiz
ryan dunn goofed m'lad
Nolan Morris
I can't believe he stole that speech from Brendan.
Ayden Rodriguez
Didn't he die being a reckless irresponsible piece of shit? Good riddance to him and any of the other worthless morons from Jackass. You endanger other people on the road and you get whatever you have coming.
Evan Morris
Pretty sure he was driving wasted, way over the speed limit and he had a passenger who also died.
Carter Howard
good
Joshua Torres
Why do people care about this guy and his friendo?
Owen Stewart
nobody does
Bentley Fisher
Its just strange to watch. The guy has lived in this bubble his whole life and never grew up. He acts like he's 14 even though he's nearly 40, and has made millions off of acting like a middle schooler. Then hardship appears for once in his life (Ryan's death) and he is incapable of coping and descends into alcoholism. He's still rich as fuck but he's faded into complete obscurity. Interesting stuff.
Aaron Ortiz
What the fuck was he thinking, writing this garbage? Did nobody see it or hear it before it aired and tell him, Bam, this is ridiculous, pretentious, adolescent shit?
Jacob Sanders
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Jordan Russell
What should he be doing instead? Working at a respectable job? Talking out of his ass about politics on twatter? As a smug normalfag what's your best advice on how he should proceed with life?
There's a whole bunch of shit he could be doing, especially with the wealth he has, but he's just sitting around being an edgy manchild.
Fucking hell, at the least he could finally release Earth Rocker.
Connor Wood
AA meetings
Oliver Parker
is he still going all emo about dunn, this is pathetic
niggas die especially when they do dumb shit, pull yer fucking pants up cky boy
how about doing something that actually means something you creatively bankrupt nigger, even if its just chaos
think about all the money this faggot has, you could cause glorious habbenings with those kindsa shekels faggot, hes a child, and he should be slapped
Jack Brooks
we dont we get off on his meaningless suffering and the hypocrisy of being a mopey faggot bitch after styling yourself as the rebel without a cause
there was never any rebellion you fucking sk8er boy homo, you danced the jigaboo just like you were supposed to and now the void is coming to get you son
the only way out is revolutionary suicide
Jayden Richardson
Not being a whiny bitch would be a good first step.
Isaac Rodriguez
WASTED AND WOUNDED
Grayson Gomez
Subtle, but nice.
Noah Garcia
What did he mean by this?
Robert Johnson
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Evan Mitchell
Yeah he could be in front of shia laboof's webcam right now bustin dank meemz amirite. Instead of sitting in his castle smoking drugs getting blowjobs and watching the world burn itself down. The world desperately needs another attention whore making edgy viral videos but I guess he's just being selfish. :^(
Leo Moore
what a sad display, you are so skullfucked by western liberalism that you actually think im talking about some kind of retarded political ad campaign or something, you are incapable of stepping outside of the ideological box you are trapped in, you think its leboofs all the way down folks
maybe you should go to cky babbeys castle and blow him as well ya fackin homo, im not talking about activism, activism is dead
Cky fag is being confronted with the meaningless of his existence, and to his credit it is having an effect on him
soros really deserves more cred than he gets, hes a scumbag globalist that should probably hang but at least he knows that money isnt something you own, its something you use, its a tool to shape your environment, wasting away in a haze of your own shekels is the ultimate good goy move, it almost doesnt fuckng matter what you do so long as you dont go quietly into the night
Lucas Wood
I mean it's kind of an unnecessarily belligerent thing to say given the time and context.
Noah Robinson
if you made your name by pressing your angus up against diner windows and defecating you really dont get to play the decency card
seriously after breaking that many bones you would think hed have a thicker skin
Nathan Gomez
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Kevin Rivera
Ftfy.
Christopher Torres
>CUKY hmm really makes u think
Luis Thompson
This is what I mean, all those words and you said exactly shit. This is a guy who branded cocks on his ass, is covered in tattoos and whose legacy depends on him not turning into some whiny pathetic spectacle - like, say, Shoah Laboof - before he dies. And here you are for his benefit spouting off another hollow, platitudinous version of Laboof's JUST DO IT speech. It's like pottery.
Charles White
BAM NIGERA LOVES TO SKATE
Jacob Wright
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Leo Hernandez
IDK, maybe get over it? is he even a public figure anymore? he never learned to be substantial, and that is the downfall of most people. 4 fucking years. holy shit. If you are carrying around that burden for that long, then either you did something to contribute, or you felt like you could have stopped it and didn't. I feel bad for him based on human empathy, but I don't feel bad for him personally.
Aaron Moore
He's a spoilt brat who built a career on behaving like a fucking jackass, being a dick to people and never being able to take it back. He doesn't deserve any amount of empathy.
Daniel Bailey
i do
Jace Martinez
I just wish we could get more Jackass
Aiden Richardson
Kick the niggers out of Philadelphia and make it great again?
Christian Evans
ahahahaha
William Carter
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Matthew Bailey
Modernity has made people fucking crazy.
Benjamin Miller
W A S T E D A N D W O U N D E D
Jordan Johnson
My best friend, Dr. Pavel, died in a football stadium four years ago. He's dead and gone. My aircraft's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a runway.
You don't have be a nuclear physicist to be a plane crasher. Bane is a plane crasher.
My other best friend, John Blake, is a hothead again. He's back in anger management therapy for his sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, 'cause I hate every motherfucker. I don't care what they're up to. Four years I wasted, sippin' on drinks at the bar, chit-chatting with fucking unmasked men. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Masketta Man wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. He would have wound up with a big guy and probably went to a wreckage. He has a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Flight plan's a bitch motherfucker.
Zachary Gomez
This 100%. All these kids want to be stars, then when they get milked for everything they have until they're soulless husks of what they used to be they realize just how phony everything was and they were just monkeys in front of a camera for our amusement.
getting rich by branding a dick on my ass is not my idea of success
Cooper Torres
I still tear up thinking about Ebert's death tbh… Bam was right.
Oliver Sanders
bam was the worst member of jackass tbh. Talked shit but was just a big pussy really. Ryan Dunn though seemed like he was alright.
Parker Perez
Ryan was my favorite member. Shit sucks he had to be such a jackass and end his life the way he did.
Brandon Phillips
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Matthew Kelly
So…did Bam build the skate park?
Blake Butler
I'm crying hysterically and moping about but I can check my twitter and reply to shit that triggers me As someone who lost someone very close, I couldn't do shit for a month and nothing really got to me. I lost about 15 lbs around that time and started looking dyel. If you're really hurting nothing except what hurt you can make you feel. This bitch is just trying to show how much he cared
Ryder Bennett
what did they mean by this?
Aiden Hill
Chris was best.
I'm sorry to hear that, user.
Elijah Nelson
this guy gets it. Pontius is the thinking man's jackass.
Asher Edwards
what did Vito mean by this?
Jack Ortiz
MADD go home.
Eli Howard
i always felt bad for Bam's parents, but then i remember they're probably part of the problem to why he's such a spoiled brat who never grew up.
Hudson Myers
ABACUS
Chase Ramirez
it's probably all Don Vito's fault
Jason Hughes
This, fucking 100% absofuckinglutely this. Ryan Dunn was a POS and died a POS death. Fuck him, and fuck Bam too.
He is a spoiled man-child, through and through.
They reaped what they sowed, plain and simple.
Aaron Carter
WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT?
Jordan Wright
No one ever notices that he actually says "I got jump".
Nicholas Mitchell
So, braindead punks finally realize they are total wasters.