Steven Universe Ephemeral General

The month-long autism marathon begins now.

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Storm begins in about an hour.

Hooray, 5 new episodes and another 5 month hiatus.

actually, it's more like 24 episodes over the course of a month.
Nice trips tho.

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Stream here.

>>>/halfchan/

ready for some autism Universe

whens the new episode?

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LET IT BEGIN

So SU's timeline is sort of congruent with our own, right?

Why don't they just grab him?

Why is it that they're still pretending the pudgy arrested development halfwit is the main character for ANYTHING in this show? Is there anyone who truly believes Steven does anything but play second fiddle to the dyke space rocks? I mean goddamn, this just feels like if CN decided to announce a special of Sailor Moon and the tagline for it "Tuxedo Mask Tuesday"

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10 million what?
Wait, were there two episodes tonight?

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NEW EP STRAIT FROM MADRISTA

Yep, first some the "IM FALLING AND CAN'T GET MUH DONUT" and then "DEADBEAT DAD COMES BACK AND USES HIS CHILD TO MAKE MONEY"-

I MISSED THE MARTY EPISODE??????

rich Steven's dad

10 million dollars, they're rich jews now

Not really. SU goes on its own timeline, starting sometime circa "The gamecube just became last gen"

Vidalia's got moves

But what I mean is like, the seasons passing match up with our own at the time of the airing.
I distinctly remember a bunch of winter episodes in the middle of winter. I'm pretty sure it's passing in real time, sort of.
If that makes any sense.

when were you when Greg slept with Pearl

I think that was what they were going for before the steven bombs happened

But Steven just acted like he'd been gone for a while.
You know, almost like there was a hiatus or something.

is this going to be the new "sadie raped lars"?

I will never regret starting that.

if by "new sadie raped lars" you mean "another thing that is absolute truth", then yes

(checked)
that's because it's true

Oh fuck….

>it's only 120 GB though

It's time to watch some fucking HD Steven Universe and act autistic as fuck while doing so. I just wish I had a gf, then we could Steven Universe and Chill.

wow mate, nice job, what's your next pc going to be, a frying pan wired to a hair dryer?
I swear my 8 year old dumbphone sony ericsson is probably a better machine the abomination you're sporting

so is there a leak with all the episodes or do i have to wait every day

I guess you have to wait

Depends, sounds like a great machine.

Seriously, I don't give a fuck about the Intel vs AMD bullshit. I just built a machine for very basic needs, also, I have no need for more than 8 GB of RAM right now and if I do that's only another 30 bucks.

Besides, I like having a PC that runs cool

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I dunno, if he is gonna go to with a separate drive for actual content then a tinyass SSD is usually more then enough to cover the OS to get the fast loading on vital operations.

Which is the reason I got the tiny SSD.

okay, if you're only going to run your system from it, and you do have a separate data drive, then it's okay.
I see too many people nowadays buying SSDs exclusively, because they are giving in to the shilling and the craze, and then they complain unend about how inconvenient it is to have so little space

Right now I don't have a second drive right now I do have an external hard drive in the meantime, I'm also strapped for cash, which is the another reason I didn't buy more RAM, since I knew the SSD would make a bigger difference in performance.

Plus, before this desktop, I had an old desktop that only had 320 GB or it might of been less. So I'm used to limited space.

makes perfect sense to me, no objections here

Got the Intel for the sake of software compatibility. Also power consumption, mostly. Don't really see what the big deal is.

What software

One really weird example was Dolphin. For some reason it actually only wanted Intel chips. Another one was some Android emulator as well. Unless Dolphin runs on AMD now, I'm going to have at least on Intel based computer. I'm looking into having a secondary PC built later on, will likely use AMD since they do have some nice processors on the lower end.

Back to the Intel machine, if I ever decide to Hackintosh it, I can. Truth be told, I wouldn't mind being able to use another type of processor altogether, those RISC processors sound pretty cool, but I know that would mean losing all that software.

THANK YOU

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Steven is an annoying cunt as always. Poor Sadie.

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Watch it devolve into an overarching bash you over the head morality tale about how incredible wealth can change you.

Like Greg will gets a spray on tan that turns his skin orange and starts wearing a blonde toupee.
Builds "Greg Tower" on the carwash lot.
Starts running for mayor and acting like an antagonist.
>"And remember shitsucking hipster millenials watching this with your shitty shitty kids, don't vote for "Greg" *winky*."
That is Steven Universe as written by Marvel Comics.

Scenario B is just Greg has to choose between 10 million dollars and an alien-human hybrid that falls somewhere on the autism spectrum.

Scenario C is Greg loses the 10 million somehow and tells Steven that money isn't as important as long as you have family.

I think it would be funny if nothing changed and this was done for the sole reason to shut up all the people asking how Greg can afford the repair bills the crystal gems rack up.

we are all still mourning indeed.

I think it's closest to C: Greg wastes 9.5 million dollars in the very next ep, spends the rest on a new car and we're back to basically status quo.

why would he need to

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What if

Or Pearl acts like a massive cunt and costs Greg all his money and he doesn't call her out on her disgusting behavior.

what happened to him?

The show itself is from his perspective. So yeah, the summer of steven. Because he is like herpes, you can't get rid of him even when he has nothing to do with you.

He died of pain.

I'd still hit it

So kevin is coming back?

They are going to fuse to race agaisn't that nobody? How come Stevonnie never shows up in relevant episodes.

I don't care, as long as eurobeat plays.

should I watch this? I seen some of a ep but the fucking art. its so bland and no direction. will it grow on me?

No. Believe me, it is not worth it.

Really depends. The show has interesting lore and background, but the ongoing plot often seems to go nowhere. Fanbase is absolutely cancerous, but the porn is pretty good.
I can't tell you if it's worth it. Opinions are way too mixed.
Just a warning, in case you do decide to watch it: At the start, the show is not bad. It's abysmal. First 6 episodes or so feel like having your genitals mutilated. It starts getting better afterwards, but only really becomes good halfway through season 1.
You can't skip the shit episodes, though, since they are related to the plots that start later on.

My PC has an AMD FX-8350 and it handles Dolphin fine. Also, not only is using OSX a terrible idea anyway, but they have hacks that allow AMD compatibility now.

Not really, you can skip pretty much most of season one and only watch the Lapis episodes as those build up to the season finale. Season two does try to do more arcs and overall it's a least better structured than season one but then the show goes back to doing bullshit filler episodes in season three.

Centipeedle confirmed for nigger. What's with all the nigger gems?
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Okay, sure. But I already bought my parts and my computer runs great. It's great there are hacks for macOS to run on AMD now but too little too late.

I did more research, AMD in general isn't recommended for Dolphin and your processor sounds like it's one of the few they recommend

Also;

Considering it's the only Unix-like with any meaningful software support, not really. Better than Windows by being Unix-like and better than Linux for having more software.

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So, how long until Greg and Pearl fuck?

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SADIE RAPED LARS

JUST LIKE REAL WOMAN!!!

Sounds great, but it doesn't seem like something SU would do.

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Greg actually suggests that, but steven responds with "I'm a lazy stupid fuck"

>>>/4chon/

Yeah, what's the point of sending him to college if he doesn't even go to regular school?

Anyway, it seems like the answer to this conundrum is: Greg just got so used to his life that he's not going to do much with the money.

idk songs
rich
fuck your dead's wife lover
broke again

these last two episodes had no meaning what so ever.
only thing really is that steven can lift things without any problems

go read an encyclopedia
apparently that's the only story that you can find engaging

I don't think, in this preview he talks about how he's still rich

welp

Don't worry, we're watching Steven Universe, thinking is not required.
Also, nice Bootleg Trueno.
Can't wait for an Initial D style race.

I liked the songs for what they were, but shit, how many songs does this show need?

probably trying to be disney-esque.

also bc exposition through songs make things go faster and take less thinking.

I got a musical impression, but not a Disney musical impression, you know?

Please explain. Gave up on watching this god forsaken show.

the Mr. Greg, and It's Over, Isn't It? songs made me think of Disney tbh

Are Disney musicals the only ones you've seen?

Let me tell you about Sadie.

no, but then again, I barely watch musicals

STEVEN COULD HEAL CORRUPTED GEMS THE WHOLE TIME.

HE WAS JUST TOO LAZY AND UNINQUISITIVE TO DO IT.

Ok it goes like this.

Steven drags Sadie and Lars to a deserted island and loses their way home. They spend an indeterminate amount of time there, with a gem monster prowling around. Over time Sadie and Lars get closer mainly because there's literally nobody but Steven around.

Only it's revealed at the end that Sadie ALWAYS knew how to get home. It's only after the ravenous murderous monster tries to kill them again that she actually lets them go home.

It's not "she realized it was there", because Steven explicitly warned her and Lars it was out there. She deliberately placed their lives at risk to catch dick.

user, I think we're past the point of getting mad at Steven when he doesn't utilize his powers except for when he absolutely has to. That's like, a motif at this point.

Motif my ass.

Steven learned he could do leaps then immediately began fucking around. He has no reservations. It's just that if he put the bare minimum of effort this problem from two seasons ago would have been resolved instantly.

Well yeah, but jumping around is a lot more intuitive than licking gems to get high save their lives.
Wait, didn't he heal Lapis in one of the early episodes? Wasn't she cracked? And Amethyst?
Oh, goddammit, that's not even a leap. Dammit, Steven. Fuck.

user here proves that he is not even paying attention to what he's watching.
Every single episode of season 1 introduces either a new character that appears later, a new power/idea explored later, or is just simply referenced directly by another episode.
If you think any of those episodes are pure filler, you could just as well watch a Bolivian soap opera instead. You apparently got the attention span of a goldfish.

Shit, it's not like the episodes are long.

This wasn't intended as a new season though. CN just hacked up the episode order and fucked with the schedule.

He healed his dad later, but Greg faked it not working, so Steven lost his confidence, and healing spit stopped working. It's tied to his emotions - to quote Steven himself - "just like all his stupid powers"

He didn't exactly look confident in the preview.

You mean plot convenience, basically.

Exactly, they aren't. Watching them all should not be a problem.

Basically, but explained plot convenience.

Okay, let me correct myself - Steven and the Gems believe that he lost the power at this point. It is not certain. He attempts to heal the Geode later on, but it fails. Though it might be because the Geode is not alive, but an artificial structure. We don't know.

This isn't the fucking geode. It's the centipeedle. That thing he promised to come back to then abandoned for like a fucking year.

It turns out if he did literally anything the first thing he did would have worked. But he just left her there in a prison for like a fucking year.

To be fair, what is a year to a gem?

365 days.

If you get stuck in prison for a weekend and your friend could have gotten you out with a phonecall, he can't really say "what's a weekend, really"?

If nothing else, Lapis was clearly not fucking cool with what happened to her. Because it was fucked up.

Sorry for not licking an acid-spitting monster on the mouth the first time I got, user.
I know you would have done it without blinking an eye, but it seemed to be a bad idea at the time.

He didn't lick it this time either. He did the same thing he did to Lapis.

Shit, it's not like that was the only one. He could have unbubbled literally any gem in the prison and tested it then.

Gems live for thousands of years, and the passage of time for a bubbled gem might be different.
Especially when they are a crazy monster that can't communicate coherently.

A baseless idea with nothing related to it rooted in reality. When Steven is bubbled he clearly experiences time normally.

Well yeah, because she was trapped for, what, 5000 years?


user, come on, you know he doesn't do that.

It could have also ended up with him unleashing a mad monster inside the temple. And it has never been hinted that he could cure corruption. Cracked gem and gem corruption are clearly different things.

Well steven has never shown the intellect to connect those dots regardless.

And its only a hug and a dance and a shitty song away from redemption anyway.

As if that ever fucking stopped him before.

How many times has Steven unleashed something or had cheap drama stopped him and the gems from dealing with something that was already there?

Three times. He let shards loose twice, and let out the centipeedle once(twice, we see him to it again later so he has NO reservations about letting it out for shits and giggles).

As for it never being hinted, he said he'd work on it, very clearly, then he never did. If he tried, he would have had it. If he put in the bare minimum gold sticker level of effort, it would have been a 100% success. If he did the thing he said he would do, it would have worked with no difficulty.

How many times do I have to say that to get it through your head. Steven didn't try. Steven didn't think. Because Steven never tries and then the autists in the fanbase say he clearly tries offscreen and it doesn't work. Except he clearly didn't in this case because he didn't do the only thing he could have done.

…are you implying that the protective shield bubble and the gem-holding bubble are one and the same thing?
Because I'm pretty sure they are not.

But I do admit that I should not have referred to bubbling specifically, because I really meant to say that POOFED gems might experience passage of time differently. True, it is still not based in fact, but not having a body and not being able to perceive your surroundings through any senses might affect your perception of time as well,

Who the fuck ever says Steven tries?

He got gem-holding bubbled once, that's how he GOT the fucking centipeedle.

And they don't. Amethyst being fast to reconstruct on any timescale is explicit. She clearly puts as much thought into it as she does everything else.

Shit, if it took Pearl that long just to add a sash to her outfit then it must take LONGER, not shorter.

Nobody ever said he tried.
We are just discussing different possibilities and outcomes, while you're getting absolutely anally frustrated about it.
Everybody here agrees that Steven is stupid.

That actually does sound like something SU would do.

Well, the show is a work of fiction, so nothing about the show is rooted in reality, but I do recall an episode where Peridot gets poofed in mid-sentence and then bubbled. When Steven releases her from bubble prison a significant amount of time later Peridot reforms and is still in mid-sentence.

Steven is already 15. He's like a Syrian Refugee trying to date your ten year old daught-… oh wait…

At least it's a white guy on a dark skinned girl this time.

Your taste is garbage.

ConniexSteven is perfection. I want Steven to love Connie, give her hugs, kisses, and one day have many, many babies with her.

you do remember him saying the generals were the only thing keeping him from killing himself right? So when he spilled his spaghetti and suddenly abandoned his lifeline what do you think he did next?

Well, he never said "generals", just referred to the "fame" he had on Holla Forums in general.

I think we're thinking of different posts but whatever, he abandons the things that made him famous on Holla Forums then.

Possibly.
Point is, Pain is a depressed fuck who finds no meaning in life, being liked on a shitty imageboard was supposedly the only thing keeping him going, and then he gets some health issues, that force him to quit the imageboard life.

'lil baby earl when

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Okay then, outside of the homeworld gems and lion what character does the show introduce in season one that actually plays a huge role in the overall plot? And don't say Connie because she doesn't effect shit.

Also I doubt anybody is gonna give a shit about Steven's powers seeing as he barley uses any of them.

Seriously he just talks to The Culster, I mean if you're gonna build up his powers then make sure he fucking uses them against an actual foe!

This show's writing is terrible and inconsistent, stop trying to defend it.

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I got cucked didn't I, didn't I, didn't I get cucked?
YOU GOT MY GIRL PREGNANT
I'M SUCH A FUCKING CUCK

The cuckdom is off the fucking charts

I'm fairly certain Stevens healing spit is on the fritz. I believe it was in the episode when his dad was faking an injury in order to spend more time with his son, this threw Steven off his helping game and he hadn't quite recovered it yet.

I can't wait.

Pregnancy for gems is entirely voluntary, they don't have such a thing as an unwanted pregnancy. Apparently, they have to shapeshift a womb in order to get pregnant, which they don't by default.

I wonder if they do have a vagina by default, though. There are no penises in their planet, and the closest thing to sex they experience is fusion, so I doubt they have a need for genitalia.

They probably don't have a vagina by default, why would they?
They don't reproduce sexually, but by planting rocks in the ground.

Then, considering how much does Pearl take to regenerate her body, Greg could have only fucked her mouth. Unless she already had a vagina from earlier. Pearl seems quite the slut.

Should we be mad at Steven, or mad at the lazy ass writers who just threw in those powers because reasons?

I don't think there has ever been a shot in this show (past pilot) when Backy's style would be showing that much.

I'm going to be that fag and hope that the reason he didn't try for any of those bubbled gems is because the CGs didn't know how the gems would react once they got healed. Could be that some of them were Homeworld aligned and would've contacted the Homeworld as soon as they could.
But even so, Steven should've done this ages ago. Seriously, goddamn.

Why, the writers, of course. Steven is a good boy, he dindu nuffin

Was this from here or 4chan?

Didn't pain user have a kid?

It's from our /sugen/

Is anything interesting going to happen in this show? I mean I'm glad the writers remembered that Pearl and Greg hated each other at one point but I thought they got over that, I mean didn't she help him fix his van?

Also I'm really getting sick and tired of every character either singing or crying to convey any form of emotion or development. I get that these writers wanna make me "feel" shit but c'mon.

This is what happens when you get hipsters to write shows instead of actual writers.

/sugen/, here on Holla Forums.
It's a weird place, kind of a halfchan beachhead, where people from half/co/ used to flee during hiatus, since half/co/ mods ban generals for shows not currently airing.
It's full of namefags and newfags, but they generally get leaks and stuff much faster than /sueg/ nowadays.

Daughter, if I recall.

So it stands to reason he isn't going to off himself just because autists aren't paying attention to him in internet threads about a children's cartoon he hates doesn't it?

The kid probably hates him or something.

So a method of slow conversion too. Sounds kinda Purgatory.

So he bought her the gift a dead dad?

Something interesting will happen, but it will take another hiatus and about 10 more episodes, going by the previous seasons.

Tumblr fat girls, but even they only did it during the first season, when Steven at least pretended to proactive explore his powers. After he stopped putting even token efforts in getting himself involved with anything physical, even SJW fans were forced to admit he's a slothful, unproductive lardass. This move was deliberate; you'll notice that the attention of the series shifted away from Steven's growth as a character to showcasing the Crystal Gems' personal problems directly, and that Connie got involved in combat training immediately after Steven completely stagnanted as an individual and became a passive story element.

What relevance has Stevonnie had beyond that one time "self-contained episode and clumsy parallel for sexual awakening"?

Don't remind me.

I didn't know Randy's first name was Steven.

Don't talk to me or my Husband's Son ever again.

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WUZ MAGNETOS AND SHIET

GET OUT OF MY GEM CHARLEEESSS

MAG-FUCKIN-NETO

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So to recap:

And then she will do nothing with her powers until there's finally a plot episode, in which case, she'll try to use them and fail miserably while the other gems do something useful.

Add "Technologically adept character" to the list of wasted potential in steven universe

Seriously anybody who defends this show's shitty writing needs to get beaten to death with crowbar.

Tablets:

Don't cost nothin!

As in they cost allot of money. The millennial hipsterdom is showing so hard.

What the flying fuck was that ending of that episode?
Amethyst: "We don't like you for what you could be, we like you for what you are"
Then she proceeds to throw the tablet away even though Peridot IS a technology lover? Then Peridot randomly develops a power, completely undermining the point Amethyst just made about "liking what their already is and not what could be"?

Yep, she says she likes Peri for what she is and not what she isn't, yet then proceeds to throw the thing that Peri is passionate about in the sea, not to mention the fact that the tablet was a gift from Steven.

Why are all the main gems such awful fucking characters?

Because they are written by millennial college students who have a very warped view of what being a good person is.

This deus ex machina power pisses me off.

A more appropriate, coherent ending in my opinion:
With the help of Amethyst and Steven realises that her technological skill and dependency is her strength and not her weakness. She already IS a technology lover, she can use that to her advantage. She can make new implements for herself, completely independent from the commands or wishes of others. She can make things that are hers and thereby symbolise her independence as a character. Then she goes on to make a new gadgetmathingy all on her own which she uses to win the game. It's her victory. She gets what she wished for by working hard for it rather than having Amethyst cheat to get it. From then on out she has a new look on her situation and has grown as a character.

So her character progression would be

(Yeah, it would still be cheating in the context of the game but hey, even Mr. Smiley admits he is pretty sure the thing is rigged. The important part is that nobody has to go to lengths to help her.)

So I don't watch this show but my brother is addicted. He mentioned the centipede robot from the first episode is apparently a gem (I don't recall that but o believe him) and that Steven's gonna make out with it with his healing spit so it turns into a new crystal gem? Also something about bismuth, which is a character that's been mentioned but actually hasn't come up is apparently coming into play? Anyone wanna fill me in? Also is the design for bismuth going around her actual design or a mock-up by a fan? Cause it's fucking awful.

If you're talking about the design with dreads, yes, that's real and it's awful.

It's literally the creators realizing they need a big character that's good and not muh dead lesbian trope. But they can't make her buff for fear of HAES biting their head off so they just made it amorphously large and generically ethnic.

Seriously, a good 75% of the conflict in this show is directly caused by one of the team, sometimes for absolutely no reason whatsoever. How do these 3 gem cunts not hate each other? They're nice enough… sometimes. Most of the time they're completely self-absorbed.

Garnet doesn't give a shit about anything, Amethyst is a playful cunt and Pearl is an uptight cunt. Lapis is an absolute cunt to everybody but Steven, and Peridot seems to be trying but then she throws a present from Steven into the sea (maybe we could attribute this to being socially retarded, though). Even Rose shat constantly on Pearl and cucked her on a regular basis.

Who wants to bet Bismuth will be genki Amethyst but without her teenager emotional problems?

Basically.

In the world of Steven Universe the only things that matter are who you want to fuck, how much you're crying, and how much work you can do at literally the last possible minute.

Peridot losing her only possession is no big deal to them because to them things don't matter. It's *just* a computer, right? Except it was her only possession in the world and the only thing she could use to approximate everything she lost.

Yeah but FUCK YOU you're better than computers so I'm gonna destroy your computer for no reason!

Steven Universe, especially as time goes on, is basically a crash course in how NOT to design and animate characters. You have people with ridiculous color schemes, designs that change radically from episode to episode, or shot to shot. You have korean slave animators who follow storyboards exactly so when they bring on an untrained hipster it takes a serious quality nosedive because this working professional somehow needs multiple episodes - MONTHS in real life - to adjust to a show's style the way old school artists could on the fly. You have backgrounds that are painted as if they're from an entirely different series depending on who's doing them. You have stuff like nose gems that look ugly as shit on recurring characters the audience has to keep looking at.

Oh jeeze I sense the glimmer of dank OC….

Does anybody else feel bad for Mister Smiley?

Wait, what the fuck?
His VA was Sinbad? I doubt he's that expensive, but between him, Estelle, and Nicki Minaj, I can't imagine how much money they blew during the first season.

Black lives don't matter

Mister Smiley is a hardworking, valued member of the Beach City community. He dindu nuffin

Shocked that they even could afford Nicki Minaj.

I think she really fit as Sugilite, too.

Human lives don't matter. Robots will take over the Earth and you meatbags will be biting our shiny metal asses.

The writing on this show is so goddamn terrible and inconsistent.

Actually that explains pretty well why resources are dwindling on homeworld. SJWDiamond is an incompetent manager.

WHAT A SURPRISE!

>now gems are broke and can't afford jack shit, while fucking teleporting

How do you fail this hard at resource management?

Maybe each Diamond is in charge of a different area of the empire, and Yellow is only concerned with science and being smug?
That's what I'd do if I was a writer and had to cover my ass. But I'm not, so they'll probably never really address it.

It's never directly stated what resources are running out.
Maybe they specifically require one mineral that is used to make smart Gems.
As far as we know, Earth might only be good for making quartz.

Probably blew their whole wad on a batch of premo pleasure pearls with dual vaginas and prehensile tongues.

So is it canon that all Pearls are good for is standing around, taking orders, and looking pretty?

How much cum could a 23 year old caucasian male swallow in one go without getting a stomachache?
I-it's not for me, I'm asking for a friend

Yes, Peridot outright stated that.

Good, making sure I heard that line right.

It was Amethyst that tried to throw the tablet into the water

Then Peridot is still best gem

What I don't get is if fusion between different gems is so taboo why do Diamonds/high ranking gems get to keep Pearls. What else would they do with their Pearls? Is fusing with a Pearl the forbidden fruit that only elites can have, kind of like how pedophilia is taboo yet all high-ranking politicians do it?

They seem like status symbols to me. All the fashionable important gems have one.

This is actually not unlikely.
But I guess they just serve as a decoration, and a sign that this gem is loaded enough to afford such things.
And, well, Yellow Diamond's Pearl picks up her phone calls and probably schedules appointments and shit.

Glad I'm not this fucking retarded. What do I gain from acting like I don't watch a show to a board of people that don't and never will know me? Literally all I know about this show is that it started off like some sort of creature feature, the black lesbian rock sings and for some reason there's some pink furry oc that the main character has as a pet. Well, and the fat cunt can spit healing and the character design is getting worse based on the new character.

Right, but what about in private or at elite parties. There has to be more to it than just having a Pearl secretary. And Rose was by all accounts a total freak. She had a Pearl but she cucked Pearl to commit bestiality with organic lifeforms. According to Pearl this bitch was screwing every dick that came along. I'm sure the elites of Gem society are as terrible or worse that human elites.

I started watching Mr. Greg


and I stopped.

I am one of those people who watches a show to see where it's going.


This is not going anywhere, I'm getting off this fucking ride.

I dunno, man, if the crystal gems are anything to go off of, then Gem society must be a bunch of dumb cunts being bitches to each other 24/7 with no rhyme or reason.

Is fusion really the same as sex? Pearl seems quite happy after raping fusing with Garnet, but that's about it. Rubies also managed to make a 5 way fusion during the baseball game and still managed to be dumb as rocks, despite Garnet stating that during fusion the result was greater than the sum of its parts; we could deduce fusion therefore multiplies their attributes, and the Rubies had 0 INT but they didn't seem that happy about having what should be an orgy.

As mentioned by Amethyst, Pearl was addicted to fusion because it made her feel Garnet's power. Garnet may be the only one who enjoys being a fusion between two lesser gems. It makes you think why is it that much of a taboo to be fused all the time; perhaps permafusion fucks up Homeworld's hierarchies since they have specific roles for each type of gem?

Do gems have "pleasure buttons" other than fusion? If so, I would imagine Diamonds use their Pearls to press them.

Okay, bye.

Lion is Rose's spirit guide that got passed on to her son, user. Didn't you know that all Gems have a spirit guide?

But seriously, the Lion is probably some manifestation of Steven's mom watching out for him

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I don't think same-gem fusion works the same as different-gem fusion in terms of satisfaction.
When two different germs fuse, they both experience having abilities that they don't normally. That's most likely very fun.
With same-gem fusion, they get nothing new whatsoever.

It's not just fusion, it's fusion between different gems that is taboo. When 5 Rubies fuse it just makes a bigger Ruby. But when a Ruby and Sapphire fuse you get a combination of their powers, personalities, and a new identity emerges. This is what is taboo to gems.

Pearl is actually in this scene, just below the frame. She is the reason Steven is "bouncing" so much

Couldn't a bunch of gay gems fall in love and have an 8-way orgy and make a giant 3000 foot tall gem bitch with 20 arms? Good lord, imagine if they were like that forever.
No wonder that shit is taboo, they could just keep fucking each other until they become gods.

Yeah, it's pretty obvious why it would be taboo. Also because weak gems fuse to become stronger it would mean that the peasants could overthrow the diamonds with sheer numbers.

Well, all the Rubies had very different personalities. There even was a "moe dumb" Ruby, so it is implied personalities can vary even amongst individuals of the same type, so we could say the Ruby fusion only manages to be the same identity in aspect alone. Furthermore, there is an incredible increase in power, so much that the gems were actually terrified at the giant Ruby; I would say being a giant monster of fuck you also has to be fun.


This makes sense, though. We can safely assume all gems have been brainwashed 1984 style not to raise against their incompetent managers, even though they should be able to do so very easily with enough fusion.

You are aware that the gem temple is probably a life-sized statue of a 5-way crystal gem orgy?

Many things are fun when you do them for fun, but stop being so when that become a part of your job.
But yeah, you are right.

This actually explains quite a lot about Rose and Pearl's relationship. I bet Pearl thought she really loved her, when in fact Rose only thought she was little more than a sentient sexual toy.

Everything points to Pearl's love being unrequited. Feels bad, man

And I thought the earth guy from Oban Star racers who sacrificed his life so his not-gf could fuck an alien prince was the king of cucks

Yeah, hence my point.

Gems seem to have individual personalities… to an extent.
All Rubies are brick shit retarded. All Pearls are haughty and dignified. Yet, even the gems from Homeworld have their own quirks. Presumably they "grow" into their own personalities as they get used to their jobs.

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Yeah, but that's because Garnet is fucking retarded too.

Imagine if your fleshlight could talk and would die for you.
That's Pearl.

It's actually worse for Pearl.
You know, I think that if used the same fleshlight for 3000 years, I would grow at least a bit emotionally attached to it.
Rose did not.

I wouldn't say she wasn't emotionally attached to pear, but I would say (like her son) she was just retarded.

Really? She kept a lot of secrets from her, and from what it seems, she didn't care that much that Pearl went face first against her enemies and died with the same frequency as a Lemming. On top of that, the only time we know they fused was in order to do a favour to Greg; from what we saw in Pearl's projections, they mostly remained separate during battle.

I don't know, Peridot is retarded, this is just a whole new level

They established that gem bodies are "projections" so it stood to reason that shapeshifting was the natural result of that. If all gems can fuse, reform and be corrupted then there's no reason why peridot shouldn't be able to shapeshift on some level. The episode should have ended with her making some gadget that helped her manipulate her form. But no we need a total contradictory ass pull.

Also

The logical reason would be that she (and other "Budget Gems") can't alter her output and just have a "on/off" state instead that always have the same output.

So she can't give less output to project herself smaller, nor give it higher to become larger or alter it unevenly to shapeshift.

Well, That made me think, What reason could it be that the homeworld gems are so shitty at making other gems, Or not care about gem making resources (or other resources).
One of the Diamonds died which was pink diamond.
Theories abound pink diamond abound but the ones that make more sense is that she haves something to do with the Kindergartens, So maybe Kindergarten technology hasn't advanced thanks to the loss of one of the main Gems of the empire.
The other Reason is because Yellow Diamond is a gigantic prick that just wants a superweapon instead of more little gems, Why? Maybe they are at war with something stronger than the Homeworld empire.


Or maybe its just bad writing, who knows.

"This war was a disaster. We have a billion shattered gems and this little blue planet is an eyesore in the universe. Hmmmn…"

2 birds with 1 stone.

The last time someone gave a shit about the potential resources of a little blue dot, Homeworld had to nuke the planet's surface from the sky so hard it did (until now) irreparable damage to an entire population of rebellious gems.

Why should she care about keeping the planet intact?

Sounds like your average woman to me.

so when do the episodes air

in 10 minutes.
Same time every day

IT'S TIME

New Lars leak here.
eu4.proxysite.com/process.php?d=x5B99FmPCRZLiN7LQFXWwMdJOjQXi39xppqhnSGPv8qyRFyfY1Ef&b=1

This is weird and I don't like it.
Where is Lars?

I can't do this, someone tell me what happens.

I kept pausing this episode every 10 seconds or so.
Everything gets less cringeworthy after Sadie kicks larsven out.

That episode was bad and I hated it.

that felt like I was watching an always sunny episode, but it wasn't funny.

I defend almost every SU episode, but I have to admit, this was painful

Why do I get the feeling that Lars is some form of revenge against some teenage douche that rejected Rebecca during high school?

Link?

dailymotion.com/video/x4l92ya_the-new-lars_fun
mega.nz/#F!SJ1lWToQ!cHQt3Xemc5cna0Xbt873kw

B-But user-senpai, that is tumblr.

at least fucking bookmark him

It, wasn't worth it, like at all.

The fact is that Lars was 100% reasonable. It's a day off and he doesn't want to hang out with his coworker on the one day he can have to himself. He'd rather try to hang out with people he WANTS to hang out with.

Steven then decides that isn't good enough and he's going to force Lars to do everything he wants. When Lars is horrified to find that he's been ridden like a donkey all day everyone acts like it's no big deal.

No worse. Its framed where he SHOULD have been thankful steven.

This episode is just such cancer in every dimension. Steven is a child because if he was an adult, his body language and mannerisms would have made him act like a faggot. Which of course manifests here.

This is a pussy millennials ultra fantasy wet dream.

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Oh, mine too *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

The Cluster isn't a superweapon.
It's the "I win" weapon.

Seriously, how big is a projection of a gem compared to their gems?
Even if you look at a midget the size of Peridot that's like 10 times the size of her gem.
Imagine something 10 times larger than the cluster, only with the body of a mutant.

You would literally have an Elder God in your hands.

What good is a planet worth of resources when you can win the whole universe?
Were I Yellow Diamond I too would have told Peridot she was retarded, the fuck do I care about a planet that showed us how much of whimps we were against some faggot pink quarz when I could get a mad God as a weapon?

Fresh leaks from /sugen/. Jasper confirmed addicted to the crystal crack.

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She got dem yellow eyes like a real addict

Hurray!

>>>Holla Forums

You mean like Pearl?

This is all stupid.

"Hey let my arch enemy run around the planet possibly disrupt my superweapon, that I will just dump here….With no supervision"

If The Crystal Gems where not utter wastes of carbon and thought they would have figured this shit out and done something about it aeons ago. But I guess the retards only recently dismantled the communication systems.

I swear SU fans will make cartwheel backflips to justify their utterly retarded show if they get just 1 more chance to masturbate to utterly sup-par character designs that are animated with the grace and elegance of a heavily constipated elderly man.

SU wants to be too many types of anime at once (slice-of-life/romance/Shōnen/mahou shoujo/shōjo-ai)

And fails at every single one of them

He's divorced and didn't get to see his daughter much. Didn't you guys keep up on the dank painanon lore?

For some reason I distinctly recall him having a son who was vaguely aware his dad was a shitposter. Not like, super excited but just decided that hitler .gifs were a weird hobby but it wasn't something worth bothering with.

Lars is conveniently into short, fat women who look exactly like Sadie, with no variation.

Which is an amazing coincidence. There's only two girls in town and he happens to have the exact profile of one of them as his kink. I mean he could be into asian girls. Or latin women. Maybe he'd actually be into ballerina type women, down to the absurdly skeletal figure with no tits(read:exactly like every third character in the show).

Or hell, maybe it turns out Lars is really good at a hobby totally unrelated to donuts and he actually likes to ride motorcycles or something. Or paint pictures of dogs. Or shit, maybe he just has a bunch of pictures of costume jewelry or something.

Fuck, if nothing else I'd have taken Lars having a crappy home life or some kind of problem with a teacher who gave him crap. Given divorce rates and the state of schools that'd actually be relatable. But he has unreasonably supportive parents who are actually spineless enough to let him blow off classes and fuck up his body. If nothing else you'd think the writers would make him secretly studying hard so he can get out of the town he can complain about.

There's no depth to this character we spent eleven minutes on. This being eleven minutes several minutes in. He has no problems. He has no goals. He has no conflict except if he'll fuck an unpleasant, needy woman he clearly doesn't like but is forced to work with. Meaning that woman has no real depth or conflict. But Steven is clearly obsessed with them as an ideal romance, so Steven himself has no idea of what romance looks like.

HORRIFYING existential implications aside this episode kind of reveals exactly what kind of world Steven Universe is. It's a place where nobody has hidden depths and everything is exactly as a boring person would fantasize.

Just to head this off at the pass, Sadie's bit with horror movies is not a character trait that's new or original. They played that card with Ronaldo already. Adventure Time played that card already. Any time a 30something hipster gets to write they put VHS schlock at the top of their list. VHS horror movies are so fucking basic they don't count as anything but filler.

This episode just makes Lars look like a piece of shit, while also taking a huge shit on him and acting like it didn't.
He's got no real friends, he doesn't get along with his family, he doesn't do well in school, he slacks off at his job… what the fuck does he do? This isn't real life, he doesn't have to be a complete piece of shit. There has to be SOMETHING good about him beyond Sadie raping him every episode they're together

HOW IS SHE SO FUCKING ADORABLE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay. Where to begin…where to begin…
Holla Forums, let me tell you a little something about quality. Growing up I never really geled with those there Avengers and Transformers, I never was some big macho dudebro looking for a gun to saddle and a sword to swing rather I liked my stories with a little narrative and a little misery. Anime had that, sure but primarily shows like Teen Titans were my cup of tea.

And then the dry spell happened, nothing but toxic masculinity and in your face sexuality in all childrens show, JLU promoting people beating on women and family guy making rape jokes. It was a sickening existence, Holla Forums, but then a shining beacon came in this show.

This show has helped me understand people, myself and all around me. I wish I had it back as a kid wondering why my body was different from my head but now with it I know, or rather I know others know that progression aint something to be afraid of. Aint something to be worried about and that we are all special in our own way. Some shows tell you to f*ck a girl or punch a man in the jaw. Steven Universe? Steven Universe though taught me how to be me and it's teaching the world that love aint something bad, bub.

Listen. I aint one for fancy words but when when it comes down to it…SU is helping the world progress and Holla Forums is supposed to be a place of love, not Holla Forums. So how about we stop being Holla Forums and start realising stuff like this is what we need if we really want an equal society. Whaddaya say, bub?

5/10 bait, actually made me rage

Girls who are really into horror movies are utter shit and have daddy issues like a dog has fleas

A different opinion is not bait

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I think it's actually better, like, 7/10, I would believe it's genuine.

Dude it's an 8/10. You might be ok with any old McBait but some of us want these to be a bit new life breathed into the scene

I meant, had I seen it outside of Holla Forums, I would believe it's genuine.

Remember the main point about Sadie and Lars is that, tropewise, their genders are switched. Sadie is proactive, Lars is reactive. Sadie literally a warrior woman that fights an invisible gem and saves damsel Lars when they were stuck in an island.

And, specifically, Sadie wants Lars. Sadie thinks she can get Lars by being a beta nice guy.
But Lars isnt into Sadie. Lars is into Sadie's TYPE, but not into SADIE.

Lars friendzoned Sadie.

They probably hired him JUST to sing the Donut Song.
Which means no more singing mr. Smiley ever again.

Because the writers discarded her personality and mannerisms once her character design changed.

And because you have VERY, VERY, low standards.

You have no taste

as i am apparently the only Australian in the thread i would like to inform you that if you wish it so our dept. of births deaths and marriages will issue you with your own birth certificate and passport as an honorary Australian for excellence in the field of shitposting.

mega.nz/#F!2IF0wIzZ!nzjfi-9h3zGoTVKmIbYfsw
new ep is out

Somebody verify.
Also, provide a dailymotion link preferably.

it's real

Well that can't be right at all.

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Why is Connie's nose so small?

Sadie is too nice to Lars.

Gee, I'd sure hope someone that's 3 feet tall would have big tits.
Fuck you, user. Sadie is the worst character on this show with Lars hot on her heels. And I used to think they were actually going to do something with him. It's clear that he's just Rebecca's punching bag and that's all he's ever been.
Someone got played in high school and never got over it.

I'm stuck on mobile, and Mega requires you to log into the mobile app to download anything.
Could somebody rehost it for me?
Uguu.se preferably

This episode was puke on my soul.

Nice to see that even Stevonnies design has gotten dumpier.

Which is even worse. Lars is a piece of shit, but Sadie being into him just makes all of that irrelevant.

If the genders were reversed this shit would be even worse. It'd be about a dude keeping a woman trapped on an island and you know every current fan would pitch a fit if they saw that.

>no friends besides Sadie who is a rapist and Steven, who's friends with literally everybody
>despite all of this he gets shit on in almost every episode he's in

Seriously, why do they hate Lars so goddamn much?

SU loves 1 dimensional characters.

For all its prancing about, its characters fall into two camps: the hugged, and unhuggable.

Hey, Marty's not 1 dimensional. Just when you think he's a greedy kike, he mails Greg a check for $10 million dollars.
But he's about it.

No he is. Hes

"the stupid sellout asshole who betrayed himself to the man!"

Who at the moment happens to be my favorite character because he has any form of balls to reject feelings and not be unhappy over it.

oh boY I CAN'T WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO START BITCHING ABOUT IT

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Oh no that's not what bothered me. It was the sudden ability to drive, the hipster car being fast for some reason, the overall episode being shit.

Its how the show is a massive pussy about everything. If it's about not getting assholes get to you, then drop the race. Don't suddenly catch up after giving him a minute headstart.

Its the fact that Steven has experssed more anger at some guy shunning is precious fee fees then all the monsters and psychopaths that have attempted to destroy the world so far.

Nah, he's still a greedy kike. He only gave Greg that check cause he was legally obligated to.

It's really strange to me how all the characters SU wants me to hate are more likeable than the characters it wants me to love.

I am offended.

It's a reference to Initial D, where the main character drives an old clunky AE-86 but consistently beats everyone everywhere on downhill mountain passes.

This is 11 minutes of pure suffering.

Hmmm. On one end Steven Universe DOES like to plagiarize anime that it can't measure up towards in any fashion. On the other hand it does have the hipster like obsession with "Old things" (Whilst buying a shit ton of new things)…

Il say its cancer!

They've copied a few scenes from anime shot for shot, but it's definitely more in an homage / "wearing your influences on your sleeve" kind of way, I guess.

It's just kind of jarring when they go from "MUH FEELS" to "pretty good Initial D joke" back to "MUH FEEEEEELS" before winding down to a weak and stupid ending.

it did not have eurobeat
it's dead to me

Wow, that Lars episode was pure shit. I know all episodes with Lars and Sadie are shit but I feel like they've hit a new low here.

Same power he used on the melonstevens, and he didn't even seem particularly surprised that it works on humans too. But god damn that episode was shit. The very least they could have done is give Lars some realisation that Sadie was the only one who wasn't just straight up happy when he didn't act like himself, but no he just suddenly flip flops back to liking her at the end of the episode.

Exactly, it should stick to just aping one type of anime

So did Kevin do this time?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT KEVIN OR LARS
WRITERS FIX YOUR SHIT

Apparently the Sugar "came out" as bisexual at comic con.

In other news, faggoty tumblrcunts will despereately cling to any identity they can find to try and make themselves feel more special.. but they don't want to put in a lot of work, so most of them pretend to be bi.

Before she can "come out" as bi-sexual doesn't she have to find a woman willing to

bi-in

to a sexual relation ship with Rebecca Sugar?

That's been the case with every bisexual I've ever met. They only ever date men, but GOD DAMN will they get on your case if you don't acknowledge bisexuals every time the subject arises.

Like they think finding some ladies hot is enough to it to be its own special thing.

Huh
HUH
I did not even realize that. I assumed that the control over Watermelons was because they were his creations.

How convenient and efficient

Unsurprising that (((Rebecca Sugar))) pulled the 'muh representation' card.

She's trying to get views from the LGBTQ hispter demographic. I mean, there are millions of them right? And hipsters are known for owning cable/satellite and paying for cartoon network shows, right? It's the perfect money-making plan.

Just because you have to do something legally doesn't mean there will be consequences if you don't do it.
What is Greg gonna do? Sue Marty? We all know he doesn't give enough shits to do that. Marty could've easily gotten away with not paying Greg a dime.

Well, it's not like anybody is SU is bisexual, so good job on her for not shoehorning her sexuality in. Instead everybody is a total faggot.

So the lesson of Beach City Drift is stealing your dad's car, driving without a licence, and drag racing is OK as long as you don't get caught.

somebody know source of this?

Only 3.8 percent of Americans identify as LGBT (a percentage more at the most is in the closet) it's very risky to try and pander to them while risking to isolate the heteronormative majority

So I'm now about to download the two newest epiosdes, and I know generally what they're about, and I already watched the previous three, and I'm noticing a disturbing trend in the show that's threatening to it I feel.

This show has too many characters. It can't keep having showcase episodes for each and every one of them.

Yes, the fillers in this show do almost always advance the plot in some way. But that can't change the fact that we're starting to see less and less of the main cast and the main plot.

Let's just lay out this week alone!
Monday
Sour Cream and Marty.
No character development for Marty whatsoever, huge bullshit waste of an episode.
Tuesday
Greg, Steven, and Pearl.
Overdue addressing of an elephant in the room, kind of a fun episode. Could have done a lot more with its premise, though.
'Wednesday'
Peridot, Steven, Amethyst. Main emphasis on Peridot.
Peridot discovers her powers. Important to the plot. I personally love Peridot. Pic related. I guess I don't really have any issues with this episode.
Thursday
Lars.
Friday
FUCKING STEVONNIE?!
FUCK YOU, CONNIE!! GO TO HELL AND BURN FOREVER!!
Apparently a totally inconsequential episode about date rape. Those who say this is a fucking SJW show… now have a point. There is no reason for this episode to exist.

Just fuck my shit up, fam. I don't know if the Lars episode is good. It probably is. But it's also probably not important at all. Three out of five episodes, not important. That's horrible!

They need to realize that characters like Jamie, Reynoldo, Sadie, Sour Cream, Onion, the Pizzas, Connie (no, fuck you, she should NOT be a main character), and so on and so forth are NOT worthy of getting full episodes devoted to them. They are supporting characters and need to stay as such, not be the fucking star every other episode.

Maybe most of these clowns will only get one episode and with most of these bullshit episodes out of the way in Season 3, we'll get a much better Season 4, I dunno. What do you guys think?

And they're about to add two new ones, Bismuth and whatever gem Centipeedle is. I hope Centipeedle turns out to be a homeworld gem and hostile in gem form, so they'll think twice about trying to fix any of the other gems nilly willy.

On a sidenote, I know a tumblrite girl. Apparently they fucking love Kevin "because he's hot" and ship him with the mailman. Just goes to show how they only hate men if they don't make their panties wet, I guess.

I saw that too, it's disturbing as fuck. This ship has no reason to exist other than "these two guys look hot, I want to see them fuck each other". Fuck tumblr and fuck their double standards, if this was male fans lusting after two female characters, they'd be screaming about "objectification" and men fetishizing lesbians.

After waiting so long for them to start making episodes again, especially after establishing that Jasper is around, the Homeworld is eyeballing Earth again.. oh yeah.. AND FUCKING LAPIS IS BACK, it's infuriating that this is what we got.

An entire episode just to set up the next episode where Greg is rich
Also Steven is really strong I guess?

We get is. Pearl is a salty cunt with abandonment issues.
Also Steven can play the piano.

Hands down the best episode of the bunch, so far. Character development and lots of it. Peridot being cute as fuck. Remember all that character development Amethyst got? Guess it finally kicked in.
Also Steven has all his shapeshifting shit under control now.

All of that shit just so we can see that Sadie and Lars thing move one step forward
Also Steven can possess people throw his dreams, not just melons.

WAH!! KEVIN IS A JERK BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DANCE
LET'S DO SOMETHING STUPID TO PROVE HE'S A JERK
*One Initial D parody later*
Also Steven/Connie are professional drift racers on their first time driving.

Only tumblr also ships all the crystal gems with each other in all configurations and nobody minds.
Your demonization of tumblr is reaching crazy unreasonable levels.

Oh look it's that one user who wanted to date a nignog in school but got dumped and now he devotes all of his free time to insulting cartoon little girls.

I don't understand how your post makes any sense in this context, can you elaborate?

What could've been a decent Initial D parody was an episode about Steven and Connie being autists and obsessing over some guy who's a bit arrogant and really hasn't done anything else to them. I just hope the other episodes aren't this bad.

The crew was probably inspired by Dragonball and its large cast of characters (most of which became unnecessary in DBZ) But the majority of Goku's allies were originally rivals/enemies/antagonists who served a purpose to the main plot, the residents of Beach City have nothing to do with Crystal Gems vs Homeworld Gems plotline

Who even is Kevin? Oh, is he that guy who Steven and Connie thought was a douche?


That's just confirmation of a longstanding fan theory.


Uh, I've never wanted to date a nignog, so I think you have the wrong guy.

In upcoming episodes we'll learn that he's also sanic fast.
I'd link to the leak, but I'm mobile atm.
Go check >>>/sugen/

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Wait, AMD is superior to Intel? I thought it was the other way around.