What's the edgiest comic you've ever read?

Crossed, probably.

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Tails Gets Trolled.

Is "edgy" supposed to be bad?

"Edgy" used to mean "cool", but has now turned into "trying to be cool" in an old-corporate-suits kind of way. It's typically associated with the 2006 "cool", during the height of the emo/scene period.

Yeah, same.

I thought it had more to do with "adult" content (swearing, violence and gore, negative sexual content like rape) being used for its own sake to appeal to teenagers and other stupid people that want to seem mature.

Came here to post this, right now I'm around chapter 10 or 11.

Anything written by this cunt.

Why am I not surprised

Is this made by the same guy that draws that amputee with the Rayman hands?

The Processing of Samantha Smith

this shit was great get fucked

this

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I raise

I think Garth Ennis' edginess is overblown. No, I'm not denying he wrote a whole lot of edgy shit and inserted it into his works, sometimes to the story's detriment. I'm not denying that. What I'm saying is that he can write good stuff when he wants to, and when he does it's pretty good shit. Maybe I'm biased, because I've been reading his output for years and have learned to tune out the edgy bits.

On the other hand, I've never read anything by Mark Millar that doesn't make me nauseous from how immature and masturbatory it is.

Ugh, don't fucking remind me. That shit was painful to read. I wouldn't want to subject people to it, but nonetheless I'm tempted to storytime it to showcase how sould-drainingly shitty his writing is.

I vaguely remember this. Was this where people got to pay to be a super villain?

You are all small time.

Yes. And that's just the tip of the retard iceberg.

Don't alligators lay eggs though

Yeah for whatever that's worth.

Actually, it's now turned into "I don't like it so I'm going to call it edgy" because everything that isn't MLP (or even MLP) gets called edgy so it really doesn't matter.

Same with "cuck" where it used to be, at the very least, someone surrendering their civilization to be raped and destroyed by savages, until every single person was called a "cuck" for any reason, now it doesn't really mean shit.

Crossed is so edgy, it's retarded. I could slap anyone who reads it.

Why did you make me laugh, user?

Rape fetuses rigged to explode if they were aborted or something

Or did I just imagine that

Either way it's like… this shit stopped having an impact a while ago man how's about you turn the dial back to about a six or so

Nice job, stupid.

What? It's karmic justice. Nothing wrong with that.

Don't forget the over the top blurb of 'Makes Kick-Ass look like s#!t!'

No. They were INCEST rape fetuses rigged to explode, DUH! Obviously the genius of Millar's work is lost on your all! He certainly isn't Stephanie Meyer for boys!

So I just decided to read this.

I wasn't much of a fan.

It's comics Batgod meets Heath Ledger Joker meets Rutger Hauer's The Hitcher

It was still edgy as fuck though.
How can you deny that?

It was supposed to be what if Batman was a villain.

It turned into what if Batman was highly autistic.

It reminds me of the Poughkeepsie Tapes.

/thread

Posting guro porn is cheating.

That feel when you realize Body Bags is rather Vanilla.

I mean, the main character throws knives with the force of a Mortar Round, the 14 year old girl has the body of a porn star, a character gets thrown in the trunk of a car and has acid dumped on him, and yet it's still not half as ridiculous as the rest of the stuff posted here..

Some times, I don't know if Millar is just that stupid and unself-aware or he is simply on a long con meta commentary about how much the average comics fan likes eating garbage. I also don't know if the con is much of an excuse for the shit he writes.

It's my guilty fucking pleasure.
I just love seeing this edgy shit being taken to such over the top extremes and trying to figure out the author's opinions about God, religion and general politics from his writing. I'm surprised how right-wing most furry comics writer are despite their live dominating fetishn (not that I've read many…) and it's always I fucking blast seeing them try to insert that into their writings.

Also, the way Jack portraits hell is actually really cool to me. The fact that the night is literally a giant head bleeding darkness into the sky is the most metal fucking shit ever, specially when mixed with that almost Mad Max meets Robocop Detroit style aesthetic.

He actually is an idiot. I'm pretty sure every actually good story he's written has had a rumor that someone else ghost wrote it hanging over it, or was saved by heavy editorial interference. He's a guy that probably can TELL you a brilliant idea for a story, but once it comes to writing it down, all the details are shit. I assume that's why people make movies of his stuff, they're going to rewrite it anyway, so that filters out the good bits from the mountains of shit it's under.

Anyone who wants to see a story of his COMPLETELY fall apart should see the Ultimate Red Skull story. The whole thing is nothing but edge with Red Skull peeling his face off and dropping babies out windows but no smoking. And at the end he tells a sob story about just wanting to live with his dad? What? Either it was genuine, which doesn't make sense with any of the story at all, or it was a lie to try to get out of paying for his crimes, in which case he just ruined the villain he was trying to push in a single page. He's just an idea guy that knows people, I think, not an actually skilled writer at all.

Your daily reminder that this got on the cover of a Marvel comic.
Millar is not the most beloved man among his peers, is he?

I can see it now.

This sounds more like sour grapes than anything, although that doesn't make it wrong. It just sounds too convenient of an excuse to write off all of his "not actually that edgy" works. By instinct I would have to assume this is something a person would think only if they personally hate Mark Millar and are looking to create excuses to hate all of his comics. He's not even that great of a writer, but you know how comic book readers are, they attach their egos to their fandoms, they practically invented it decades before any of this MLP steven universe tumblr shipping thing. If you want an unbiased opinion about comics, the last person you should ever ask is someone whose primary hobby is comic books.

Just because any writer makes a few "way too edgy" comics doesn't mean that's all someone can write, ever. Jupiter's Legacy and Chrononauts, for example. You can definitely accuse Chrononauts of being some kind of bizarre Calvin and Hobbes ripoff (one of them in fact looks almost exactly like some kind of grown up Calvin, added to which F16s vs Tyrannosaurus) and there's a lot of violence in it, but there's no shooting babies and hot rape, it's just kind of a fluff adventure.

I'd normally say "I'm no expert" but I am. Chrononauts was definitely written by Millar, you can tell just by the flavor of it, it's not ghostwritten by anyone else, and it was published by Image under the whole "millarworld" line thing so there's no editorial interference. I thought the comic was entertaining, but that could be due to different expectations and a way off center taste (for comics). I felt pretty much the same thing about Jupiter's Legacy, except that had a more serious tone. I thought it was better than Sex Criminals or Hush, not as good as Asterios Polyp or Planet Hulk. Personally I prefer Warren Ellis over Millar, but that's just because of the super mega edgy Punisher Max comics which are still some of my favorite comics ever made.

I think a lot of writers get their average quality brought down by writing to live, having to constantly pump out books, sometimes a few every month. I think those writers are trying to make a lot of money though, I'm sure Bendis makes shitloads from all the crap he writes for Marvel. Spreading yourself thin is probably the only surefire way to make some good money in comics (considering how low yield they are) but it always felt like it would only result in a weaker overall body of work.

Actually, I now remember the single edgiest thing I have ever read, I had just blanked it out.

U.S. Angel Corps.

It was a webcomic by the pedo who did Chugworth academy, Scribblekid.
I don't think it's up anymore, but you could probably find the pages on the Boorus and Imageboards.

It's so transparently whorish, it's like SK honestly thought he was going to make a million bucks off this super niche pedo-guro shit.
At least Jack was trying to tell a story. And Wanted had some nice art. USAC was like a sperglord's attempt at selling out, but he had something no-one wanted to buy.

As much as Jack is edgy as fuck, it seems to have some genuine imagination to it.

The worst edginess is shit that goes for shock value and has nothing to actually offer.

Millar also wrote The Unfunnies, which would be my personal pick for edgiest. It lives up to its name.

What exactly constitutes edginess? Does it have to be extremely violent? Does it have to have dark philosophical message?

Bomb Queen is the most edgy bullshit imaginable

World's leading expert on edginess will answer your question.

Not quite related, but seems fitting.

Guro porn is still cheating. Post something edgy that is still primarily an actual comic, not something created solely for the sake of making Gurochan masturbate to it.

badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/U.S._Angel_Corps
encyclopediadramatica.se/Angels_Corps
projectafter.com/cr_usangels.html

It is too a comic. It wasn't just on Deviantart and fucking… RETARDBOORU or whatever, it had its own site and everything. And a fucking Patreon.

Edgy as a 13 year old Juggalo with a crack pipe and a copy of How To Draw Manga.

Wait, that's updating again?
At least, I don't remember that character
but then I didn't exactly go through every single thing on the site that was a lie

To be fair, badwebcomicswiki is as bad as webcomics they review. Just look how much outrage they had over Sandra & Woo. Even their main complaint about Angel Corps is MUH-SOGGY-KNEE. Seriously. It's the main problem they see about it.

I have read the article (more or less, I stopped after a while when it started with the SJW rambling). I had a giggle reading the banners, but it's clear they don't give a fuck about being fair since they gave the same art score to U.S. Angel Corps than Sonichu. Even considering the sameface (which was not reviewed in a fair way, since not all the girls have the same eyes, as the review implies), that's an insult to what could be U.S. Angel Corps' only achievement. From what I have seen, they did the same to GamerGate Life, which despite being somewhat poor, it's not that bad, and definitely miles ahead of Sonichu or the many other webcomics they review. It seems they base their ratings simply on how much does the reviewer agree with the webcomic, which in this case means the actual score is inversely proportional to the amount of misogyny in the webcomic.

You don't need to write an essay on objectification to understand why U.S. Angel Corps is shit. It's one of those fringe fetish works that's only good for people so fucking deranged they live only for their fetish and would eat literal shit as long as it's coated with some sprinkles of their tastes. If you're "just" into guro as a casual thing, I guess it's good for a fap if you turn off your brain, just like you turn off your speakers while watching porn to avoid listening to the annoying dialogue (if you can call it like that) or the poor music choices. It's also pretty stupid they tried to paint the author as some misogynist who would totally torture and kill and rape women in real life if he could get away with it, or that he somehow has a lower opinion of women for drawing stuff like that; as109 is a Japanese artist who draws some really detailed rape image sets and even beatings and tortures, sometimes even amputee stuff, and despite this he has a girlfriend (or so he claims) and a normal relationship. You don't really have to believe in everything you write, that's the beauty of fiction, but apparently these people have their heads so far up inside their asses they can't conceive the notion of separating your ideology from your work (as shown by how fucking incompetent and biased their reviews are).

BadWebComicsWiki seems like a gathering place for tumblrinas and beta "nice guys", and unsurprisingly, it seems that the numales are the most adamant and butthurt about misogyny. I mean, the Exiern review has some pretty high scores, despite some comments on "fetishizing transgenderism" and general cheesecake, and apparently it was reviewed by two women (unconfirmed, specially considering they seem to shoehorn some talk about muh pronouns and their pronouns inside the review) who are into lesbian porn. Fuck, it managed to acquire an "almost perfect" art score despite being so heavy on pillow shading and soft gradients that would put any cheap and overdone airbrush painting on the side of a van to shame. I definitely wouldn't use it as a reliable source.

I forgot to mention, they also comment on "samebody", in the paragraph above a crop that clearly shows different breast sizes and forms, waistlines at a different height, different hip curves and different lip mass. It's almost offensive.

Hmm, yes, a salient point. But, let me put it to you this way.
Would you let Bleedman watch your kids?

You can't ask that and not post a picture of him.

I wouldn't let that person watch my kids even if he didn't drew hentai. That aside, under which degenerate tags that blyadmon guy works? Vore? Guro? Something scatological?

Bleedman is a specialist in the field of RAPING YOUR CHILDHOOD.

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And then went on to cuck him four frigging times at least. (With one of those times being with Santa Clause.)

Same here, but if the art is so godawful that it gives me a headache just from looking at it then I can't even enjoy the concept.

Claus. Not Clause. Freaking a.

Yeah but its just pure porn. Its not the author trying to be "Dark" and "shocking." and "cool in a dark way."

Its the author and his customers masturbating to pictures of corpses. If this thread was about the most sick fuck comic authors out there, David Cheung would win with flying colors. This is a thread about comics that try their hardest to be "dark" and cool.

Some years back it was a little more unbiased and atleast tried to point out legimite flaws, but now it's just the worst of Tumblr organizing a wiki of things they hate because reasons.

You know what, fuck it. I'm gonna storytime Nemesis because fuck you. Prepare to suffer.

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And that's it for the first number.

If you think that's bad, you've seen nothing yet.

this is why I made this thread

This is so cringy already. I can't believe Millar is… 46 years old? Jeez, I can't imagine being a tryhard teenager that late into my life.

This guy gets paid money to write. If that doesn't prove that each and every one of you here is more than qualified to write a book or comic, I don't know what does.

Alright, I'm back. Time for another round of torture.

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>THE GAS ATTACK IS HAPPENING HERE

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And that's the end of issue number 2.

But wait! Don't kill yourself tab out yet! There's something special in the next issue! Don't miss it!

Jesus, that's some Adam West shit.

Wait, he planned to carry a tracking device and get caught?
What's the next step of his master plan?

Crashing this plane.

It's simple math, fool! If you read my othe- er, Mark Millar's other works, you'd know he was a flawless master of storytelling. Sorry if it's too grown up for you.

That last line, holy fuck.
>Y-you didn't actually catch me! I was just pretending to be retarded!
It would have actually been more interesting if it was an egotistic damage-control bluff. Is it still called a Mary Sue when it's the villain?

Yes.

Yeah, it would actually be interesting to have a villain PRETENDING to be in control of every situation. Hell, I think any of us could write that story and make it much more interesting than this. Just a villain constantly fumbling into master plans that happen to work out.

Given that it's Millar, I completely believe that this was, in fact, somehow part of his plan all along.

So, JoJo but from the bad guy's POV?

Numerology. It works like this.

1 + 8 + 7 + 7 = 23

2 + 3 = 5

Ooooooh… that's retarded. All that from a clue about the Washington Post?

Of course, so it has to be the Pentagon!

It is retarded. This whole comic is retarded. I'm sorry that you all have to suffer through it, because I ain't gonna bother suffering through it again.

Origin story is a lie. Villain is rich and bored. Police Chief's daughter is artificially inseminated with the Police Chief's son's sperm by the villain and she has triplets. Police Chief nearly dies, but survives after flatlining, which fulfills what the card said about "flatline still counts"

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I admit, the most I'm doing is skimming now and focusing on the pages that people call out as the stupidest. I hadn't read issue 1 before… it's just as bad as I assumed.

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Fine. Suffer through this bullshit and confirm it yourself.

I already read a synopsis and got a headache, I don't think I need to read anymore.

BRAVO MILLAR
R
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Are you ready for another turn upon the rack, gentlemen! Yes you are!

There's something special in this number, kids! You better not miss it!

Take all the fun out of it, will ya? The fun of torturing anons, of course.

Don't be a pussy, user. Read it from the start to get The Full Mark Millar Experience™

Uh-uh. This ride doesn't end until it ends.

Now I'm kinda regretting not adding commentary in order to make it more painful bearable for my fellow anons.

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Is this jackass really about to kill 97 cops without any weapons whatsoever?

Wait for it…

See:

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Actually, I'm starting to understand now. The riot-cops knew that if they brought guns they would have just been killed in an even more painful way, because Nemesis would have already replaced all the guns with ones that just explode into a cloud of diarrhea-inducing tear-gas/truth-serum cocktail when the trigger is pulled. The tech expert would have uploaded the security camera feeds directly to all of the guards' fathers' televisions, so that their dads could watch their sons get slaughtered while they're uncontrollably sobbing and shitting themselves. The truth-serum in the gas would make all the guards shout their most shameful secrets at the top of their lungs while this was happening. Big surprise: they all want Nemesis's cock inside them. Nemesis would reveal that he also wants his own cock inside him, but the gas didn't make him say that; he already took the vaccine months ago. Saying that was just the next part of his plan, because Blake would interpret that comment to mean that his next target in the Empire State Building, where Nemesis lays a trap for him.

I'm starting to understand. I'm starting to see the genius behind this work.

Soon you might be ready to understand the Unfunnies.

And I thought Batman: Odyssey made no sense.

It's so fucking retarded.

I served my time once.

Seriously though, at what point does parking over 100 identical cars outside of a prison become "suspicious"?

Sorry folks, I had some minor technical issues!

Back to our regularly scheduled torture programming!

Waaait for it…

Make it 500+, since they mentioned that over 2K convicts are on the loose.

C'mon, i'm in the edge of my seat here.

Daughter had an abortion.

It would have been funny if they took hours to get out because all the convicts were bumping into eachother.

The secret is Mark Millar is a really good writer, and everyone who ever said otherwise is a limp dick with a gay son

Nice attempt at cheating, chief. But no, that's not the special I promised.

On that note…

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait for it…

What a lame ass costume.

Daughter has a bomb in her womb and has been inseminated with her brother's sperm. If the chief tries to abort those kids, the bomb will activate.

Imagine having to be this guy's editor. But since he's had movie deals, you can't tell him anything is fucking retarded. You just have to check his grammer and deal with the fact that you're basically a whore.

I get that you're using hyperbole to be funny, but that's too retarded for even Mark Millar. But just barely.

But alright, enough dilly-dallying.

Ladies and gentlemen, here it is!

The special of tonight! The full Full Mark Millar Experience™!

FEAST YER EYES

Wat

wat

This page not loading for anyone else?

Yes.
I don't if this a ruse by the user…

I think this is some kind of meta commentary on Millar.

That half loaded page is the stuff dreams are made of.

I now know what it truly means to have been fucked in the ear. Thank you, Millar-user, wherever you are.

It's God giving you a chance to leave and live a happier, better life than those of us who have seen the page. Don't miss this chance.

You don't understand, I NEED to know this shit. I NEED TO SEE HELL AND COME BACK. I NEED IT. GIVE ME.

My brother almost died from ODing again. I'm sure this page ain't nothing.

I am sorry. I am so sorry. I am already addicted to it, I can't stop despite being figurative shit.

Please, Miller-user, I have been waiting all night for this. Reupload it so we can finally die in peace just die.

Triplets soon, fellow anons.

Apologies, folks. Looks like we're having some technical difficulties. . :^) .

Now, once again.

Ladies and gentlemen, no more cock-teasing!

Here it is!

Here you have it!

Are you ready to submit your senses to…

THE ULTIMATE MARK MILLAR EXPERIENCE™?

Bravo Miller, you are making me question whether you actually write things like this unironically or if you are some sort of dadaist mastermind.

Just as planned.

Well, let it be known that everyone had a chance to escape.

Wait, didn't he just reveal that his son is gay. Like, 2 minutes ago?
How did they know that????

this is fucking stupid

It was revealed five months ago, of course. The news stations were given express orders to wait until just that moment to publish it.

You're telling me getting caught pretending to be retarded was part of his plan? Or should I say, his plan was to actually pretend to be smart just to reveal in an absurd turn of events that he is indeed retarded?

I don't know. How did 500+ identical cars drive out of a prison parking lot, after 97 riot cops stormed in and were killed by one mary sue? There are things that just happen.

All according to keikaku.

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Should have hired Miller to perform as Light in the American adaptation of Death Note; he is perfect for the paper, he is already used to be a master ruseman every single minute of his life.

More comic happens after this, but does that really matter? Nothing after tops that. That moment was the story's sharpest edge.

Well, don't stop now.

Go all the way to the end, baby.

My conclusion is that Millar wrote this comic just to publish this page. Every other thing is just to fill the void for this moment.

That wasn't me you were adressing, but thanks for the encouragement. Onwards!

Oh, whoops. Seems the issue is over. But fret not, dear anons! I know you're hungry for more of Mark Millar's GENIUS writing.

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion, coming soon…

You can really tell Millar is Catholic.

I hope this man's faith in God isn't broken after all of this.

He's going to bring Kirby in to eat Nemesis? Why didn't he do that first?

Oy vey, what a misogynistic portrayal of women.

..and by "soon" I mean RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Are you ready, boys and girls? Do you think your mind can handle the amazing twists and turns of plot that will come from Mr. Millar's pen? Yes, you say?

Let's put that to the test, in this exciting final issue!

Looks like the jig is up for Nemesis, except he has another surprise prepared for the feds! Boy, ain't it awesome how he has every angle covered.

Then why not just say he built the prison and had secret routes built in? Because we're on a exponentially growing mountain of bad writing, that's why.

And Nemesis sets up the finale of our torture his cat-and-mouse game with Chief Morrow.

Aren't you on the very edge of your seats?

Not the dumbest thing that occurred tonight, but it's close.

Was the president also hired by Nemesis back in the Vietnam war so he could go there and kill some punks just to deliver that line before blowing himself up in front of him, just as planned before Nemesis was even born?

Now you're getting it. Vietnam never even existed, it was all planned.

Millar > Kojimbo

Nemesis doesn't actually exist. He is actually a mental construct imagined by Blake, the actual master rusegod, to challenge himself with a ruse not even him could understand. What Millar never expected you to guess is that the true protagonist of this comic isn't Blake, but Blake's gay son, who created his own father out of his sister's son and sent it back in time to fight the true Nemesis, who actually was Kirby in disguise who actually was the president in disguise who actually was Blake's wife in disguise

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen! The moment you've all ben waiting for! The sweet release of death

The final showdown between our hero cop Blake Morrow and Mark Millar's self-insert his devilish adversary Nemesis!

Millar-user, then WHAT? What did he do with the old man coating? Did he wear a replacement suit under that one as part of his plan?

He plans ahead, but not Colonial Sanders level of suit under suit.

Nemesis does it the Easy Way. No wonder why he is a finger lickin' fool.

Looks like it's curtains for Nemesis. For ealses this time, folks!

But uh oh! Will Chief Morror make it? Remember the conditions, folks.

Flatline still counts.

MILLAR YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS, HOW COULD YOU PREDICT HOW WOULD YOUR STORY END RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF IT?

So, for just one second, pretend this is a REAL STORY, WRITTEN BY A REAL PERSON, TO CONVEY AN ACTUAL THOUGHT. We have our two main characters face off, and one is given a moral choice. And then the President, A COMPLETE, NON CHARACTER, makes the moral choice for him, and leads to the climax. He's written other things before, so he had to purposefully ignore plot structure and his own characters because "that would be so metal!"

IT'S LIKE POETRY

The gay son is the key to all this

Was that it?
That was the end of the comic?

And so our heart-pounding saga comes to an end, though not without an epilogue to tie up a few remaining loose ends.

With Nemesis defeated, Chief Morrow retires to an idyllic life with an adulterous spouse, a son that will be facing hell after being outed as gay in a conservative Catholic community, and a daughter that was forcd to conceive triplet incest rape babies; all of which had a close brush with death. But hey, it all worked out somehow. During a meal at a fancy restaurant, Mr. Morrow receives a letter from a mysterious gentleman. Who could this be?

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Yo

Why Mark Millar is still allowed to write comics?

because he planned it all out, ten years in advance.

He also founded the Washington Post and created numerology.

He also created incest, comics and Holla Forums

They're making a movie out of this shit?

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That son of a bitch had it all planned out!

THAT SON OF A BITCH

Holy shit, and here I thought The Unfunnies was the worst he had to offer.

Jesus, you fucking hack

How you call this hack writing? He had it all planned from the beginning! Nemesis is now my favorite villain, you have to love how he pretends to be retarded! Mark Millar is a genius!

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I hate it when retards write faggots as super competent when it is just plot armor, dumb luck, and dumb shit that isn't revealed to the audience.

The writing is retarded on purpose, it's all part of the plan.

This is the norm for these kind of characters.

>MAKES KICK-ASS LOOK LIKE SHIT!
>CRIME IS AWESOME, AND SO AM I
>THAT ALL YOU GOT?
>SHOOT STRAIGHT, ASSHOLE!
Even the chapter titles are cringy as fuck.

So anything that came from Rob Liefeld then?

Millar and Liefeld did a book together, and they had Wolverine and Cyclops blow the main characters, if I recall.

….blow…. or blow away?

Oh, you'll be glad you asked.

That is the single most gay thing I have seen from a couple of homophobes since The Ultimate Warrior raped Santa Claus.

There was also a time in Authority where he had an obvious Captain America stand in anally rape one of the team. I'm not going to bother looking up the page though.

Is Millar a homophobe? He comes off more obsessed with gays than hating them.

Millar's dialogue just rolls off the tongue like Shakespeare.

"SHIT GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK! YOU FAGGOTS ARE SO FUCKING FUCKED!"

Is it genius, or Tourette's?

Often the same thing.
I've known a few gay-basher types in high school who never shut up about FAGGOT FAGGOT this and COCK-SMOKERS that and LET'S NOT START SUCKING EACH OTHER'S COCKS HA HA HA, and dude, that is the third time you've brown-eyed me this afternoon. You don't have to spread it, you shouldn't hold the position, and you've got a dingleberry.

I'm done, I'm going to go hang myself.

This is a good idea.

Holy shit I remember reading this ages ago. It was in a British comic called Clint, which often had the logo strategically covered up, so that it would look like something else. It also had heavy involvement from Jonathan Ross (who treats proper British comics with utter contempt) and Frankie Boyle (who treats Britain with utter contempt).
The editorial event went as far as claiming it was "the new Eagle", which was insulting as fuck, at best Clint was a modern take on the proto-SJW comics of the early 90's such as Crisis or Revolver*. Only shitter. It relaunched itself after about 5 erratic issues (which is pretty pathetic, considering it was mostly reprints. How long does it take to copy and paste?), continued for another 4 or so, then vanished without trace.
Also, the artist seems to think present-day Tokyo is Mega City One.

*-Ironically, the only notable thing to come out of Crisis, Revolver et al was Tank Girl, a violent, nonsensical mess. The only other "notable" thing those comics did was make Dan Dare, the strait-laced astronaut from the real Eagle, get anally raped and turned into a suicide bomber. Class act all round.

It has nothing to do with being qualified, everyone here is just too goddamn lazy to write for a living. We post on Holla Forums because it's easier and more fun, also we're anonymous so we don't have to deal with critics. Because lets face it, we're all afraid of reality. Millar gets to do what he does because he doesn't care what people think of his stuff and there's nothing in the world he'd rather do than be a writer.

Again, I think it's Catholic upbringing showing. He thinks nothing is more edgy and shocking than gays and abortions.

Don't forget how he wrote Eddie Brock auctioning off the Venom symbiote after watching The Passion of the Christ then donating the money to charity and slitting his wrists while in the hospital with cancer.

What a super cool and neat villain, am I right?

The sad thing is WYWH is the least edgiest Crossed comic ever.

It even has a Crossed Nun that acts like a nun, not a crossed, as the main antagonist.

I'm giggling like a fucking loon right now

I'm gonna need a lot more context for this image.

Also people randomly having terminal diseases is pretty edgy.

A lot of comic 'edgy' is basically 'Handling serious subjects in the most ham-fisted and juvenile manner possible for attempted shock value'. Comparable to a teenager's notebook doodles of blood and guns and swastikas and guns and gore and guns.

STAHP. STAHHHP!

Look, if you want to see what Nemesis would be like if it was written by a grown-up, try Osamu Tezuka's "MW", or Matt Wagner's Grendel.

Genius sociopath protagonists, but depicted as flawed and mortal, with no God Sue character shields.

Monster kinda fits in here too.

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Bomb Queen is just awful

That series was amazing.

they dont actually become sharp
he just forces it through which is pretty cool

It's hard to say there's any really bad concepts that a good writer can't salvage.

The problem is that most people are not good writers.

I had heard of this comic.

Now that I see it… why would you do that.

That was the single most edgiest piece of shit I ever forced myself to read through.

chimneyspeak is a different kind of edgy
he can write character interaction incredibly well but his artstyle is seven kinds of shit

Satan High
I read it on deviantart many years ago, until the artist got mistaken for a girl and mugged/almost raped.
They found out he was a guy and stabbed him, last I read he was doing fine in the hospital, surrounded by asian friends.

satanhigh.deviantart.com/

satanhigh.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

… What? I'd be hard pressed to believe the comic is edgier than that person's life.

You may be right, the edgiest things seem to happen to the edgiest people.

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Damn it… I like Green Day, too.

I miss the 2000's

Does anyone have that Evan Dorkin strip about "Adult Superheroes", where the hero is shouting "HOLY SHIT! VULPINA'S GOT SPACE AIDS! AND I'M GAY!"

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Wild.

I don't think I've ever sat and read this.

Looks like he certainly improved. Not just drawing animu based off the Crow anymore.

I have a habit of reading a premise of something and coming to the conclusion whether it is worth watching/reading or not.

The question has always been "Is this story worth telling?" and lately answer usually has been no.

I have no reason believe this isn't the case.

Then read MW and Grendel, same idea, but execution not carried out by a coked-up baboon with his dick in his hand.

It isn't just that idea but many others. It getting hard find things to watch but I have no reason to believe my method isn't correct.

So you simply don't partake in media unless you're completely sure of the concept? Like, if you don't want to deal with things you might consider edgy, that's fine. But saying a story isn't worth telling because it doesn't suit your taste? That's a bit more ego than most of us have, I would hope.

I have no obligation to watch anything and I'm not writing a review or something.

Seriously, this is like those stupid non-arguments like "Just because you don't like it doesn't make it bad.". True but what alternative do you have? What other fucking metric am I suppose to use? The general consensus? some kind of authority? because fuck that.

Yeah, but your words were:
That's a fair degree higher than "I don't want to watch it". You're not saying "It's not worth it to me" which is fair, you're saying you feel you already know what stories DESERVE TO EXIST.

Read or don't read whatever you want. But don't be full of yourself while you do it. There are plenty of good things I won't watch, and plenty of not so good stuff that I do.

It is a question that I ask myself mostly because I apply that to myself. I have an idea of a story, let it sit for a while, and ask that question. "Is it a story worth telling?" and the answer has usually been no.

It has reason to exist by virtue of itself. However, I ask myself if it want to watch this.

Well, being self critical is a whole other matter. But I hope you try writing even some of the stories that don't really need to be told, just because they'll be good practice when you have one that does. Obviously only consume and create what you want, but if you set your standards too high, you might never see or create what you're looking for. Just my opinion though.

I'm off to bed though. It was a good talk

I just making a point but I want to lax my standards a bit; but a lot of times when I do, I end up overrated irredeemable tripe.

Sounds like a plot of a anime

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So his Aryan Nation dad beats him while fucking his cuck ass. This description tells so many stories.

This has to be satire.

This is so nonsensical it could actually be one of the dumber Holla Forumsacks.

I'm thinking this is some 14 year old who wants to be shocking by liking nazis, but doesn't want to fully commit because he's just wants want to be shocking without actually condoning genocide.

Maybe he just really admires the NatSoc civic policy.

I genuinely want Jack to actually finish, even though I'm pretty sure it's in a permanent hiatus now.

The main reason is because in spite of being hyper-edgy, the overarching story literally guarantees a 100%, no strings attached happy ending. It might take a long, LONG time, but it's an eventual inevitability.

…also I want to see more Richek. He only appeared in one arc (this one: pholph.com/whole_arc_viewer.php?id=5&sid=1580 ), but I liked him; in a world of mostly cardboard cutouts and unlikable edgelords, he really stood out as a genuinely interesting and lovable character.

I'm the kind of person who thinks that sifting through pages of crap to find a few sparks of brilliance is worth it though, so I'm pretty sure no one agrees.

That was… actually not a bad story. Art's a little confusing sometimes, but not bad at all.

it's a little (but not much) less confusing when you read it on the normal site instead of the archive viewer, since sometimes time-skips were represented by a page transition, page transitions you can't really see on the archive viewer.

This actually is pretty interesting so far, though I only really started reading it.

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I always wanted to read Jack but the website never up

Heh.

>>>/a/
>>>Holla Forums
>>>/freech/

This is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

So let me guess the simple reason why the daughter didn't abort her incest pregnancy was because of her families religion right?

No, she already had an abortion before, you need to read:

and

to fully understand how stupid it is.

Why was that such a good read? What are you doing posting GOOD comics in this thread?

I know a lot of that comic has parts that are just crazy, edgy stuff, but it's surprisingly well told. You don't see that level of story telling from a lot of weird indie stuff, and I assume not a lot of furry stuff (though I don't really know, as it's never been my thing). It had a beginning, a middle, an end, characters, subplots… yet Mark Millar is the person making movie deals? Life ain't fair.

No matter what that creator has going on in his life, he knows how to tell a story in comic form, and he does it. So thanks for sharing that arc.

I completely forgot the website with that barrel comic, anyone have it?

Sounds like a typical DeviantArt-comic-story getting real.

Or as Phelous would put it: The nightmare becomes reality…

You know when you're a shitty Youtube commenter? When people recognize you from the shittiness. I recognize "her".

Also, the most disappointing part from TLOU was, that HyperBitHero isn't dead! (seriously though, it lacked effective horror and some completely empty house farming parts could have used some hidden zombies here and there).

Are you sure that wasn't a troll?

Are you sure you aren't?

If you mean "why would you draw a little girl being splattered under a giant robot for having a tea party?", I think it's because they're intentionally trying to be edgy.

I still chuckled at it though.

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NO HERO

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It's both violent. Fist of the North Star just had me laughing whenever people exploded.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION PELASE

I, user, have come bac from the grave a good night's sleep, and have seen all your wonderful comments. I see my storytime of Mark "the Leonardo Da Vinci of comics" Millar has gotten a very positive reception, and the lovely audience is hungry for more!

So, by popular demand, I shall regale you with another masterpiece by our beloved Millar.

Ladies and gentlemen, without further preamble:

MARK MILLAR'S "THE UNFUNNIES" STORYTIME

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Here we go again.

Things are tough for sweet, innocnt Birdseed Betty, though she's not giving up. Her husband isn't doing so hot either.

Speaking of which, he mentions having talked with a mysterious individual from… "somewhere else". What an interesting twist, eh readers?

What the unholy fuck is this shit.

Back to Betty, it seems that her last lifeline is in danger and she's at risk of being evicted along with her children once more.

Jungle Jim makes an offer to Betty, but she doesn't seem to take it so well.

lel

Betty manages to get rid of Jungle Jim, but not without attracting the attention of Frosty Pete, the mailman. Girl can't catch a break.

But oh, what is this? It seems there's more going on with this Frosty Pete fella than it seems. What a turn of events, eh readers?

Oh, I was just going to download this and storytime it. People really need to know just how dumb the Unfunnies is.

This is some crazy shit. I can't wait to see what profound point Millar's getting at here.

Also, Frosty Pete looks like Andy Capp as a penguin.

I've noticed that with nazifurs they seem to focus more on the uniforms than anything else, because they love drawing fabulous nazi uniforms on their shitty rainbow dogs while simultaneously having beliefs that would have gotten them thrown into a camp.

I'm tempted to dump Jojo art in every thread I see you pop up in.

That first number was a doozy, but it's just the start of this ride, dear reader! Onwards to Issue 2!

We start with this Pussywhisker character, who much like Betty seems to be down in the dumps.

Do you know the comic where one of the characters pretty much says god doesn't exist because god doesn't exist.

The focus shifts from Pussywhisker to Sally Gator, who is very concerned about her wayward child Allie. Her doctor offers a definite, if controversial solution…

>badass super villain casually crashes Air Force One just as he arrives in Washington
You guys weren't kidding. This is horrible.

Its ironic since I remember chugworth fags constantly begging this guy for porn of the girl characters and he would never deliver any, and then he goes and do this

Tell that to SJWs, they are flat as fucking cardboard

So it got coopted just like everything else

I don't know if I'm drunk or if this is actually stupid enough to be funny.

I second that…

Now Betty is reaching out to Legal Beagle, who in exchange for his legal services is making an offer Betty can't refuse. Can you guess what it is, readers?

Meanwhile at the station, Sheriff Dribble is interrogating Moe about this Troy Hicks character.

Last time we left Chick-Chick Chickie, he was being rude to everyone, for no apparent reason. Except, there is a reason! See, dear reader, everything happens for a reason!

And back to Betty, she's fulfilling her bargain with Legal Beagle, which involves… well, see for yourself.

Say, what happened to Allie Gator, you ask? Glad you asked, reader!

So we have a zombie pedophile murderer on the loose?

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Sheriff Dribble is not a man to drag his feet, and so he heads to the direction Moe wrote for him to investigate the lead. He makes quite a discovery when he gets there.

Unfortunately, his investigation is interrupted when he receives a report that Chick-Chick Chickie has been shot in the head by a mysterious sniper.Whose identity has already been revealed to us, but nevermind that, reader! Mark Millar is fond of tipping his hand early in order to lull the prospective reader into a false sense of security and set up a real curveball down the line. He's a genius writer, eh reader?

Speaking of the sniper, he seems he has something else planned. The real fun, as he put it…

Aaaand that's it for issue number two! It's quite a masterpiece, wouldn't you agree, dear reader?

We need more of this abomination

What the fuck is this? Who let Millar make this?

All of this happening in a Hanna-Barbera-esque cartoon world, mind.

I knew you couldn't wait for the next number, dear reader! I'll indulge you, because your suffering is delicious I live for my public.

We join Pusywhisker once again, as he bitterly muses on his illustrious past and miserable present. But he doesn't let this keep him down, and he vows to build himself back up to the celebrated classic actor he once was! At least until he finds out he's been diagnosed with testicular cancer. The twists and turns this story takes just make your head spin, eh reader?

Our mailman Frosty Pete meets up with Sheriff Dribble, still on the tail of this serial child murderer who has now claimed the life of little Timmy Crow. He confides on Pete that there's been witnesses describing "a black and white individual with a Southern Pole vibe acting suspicious". Does that description remind you of anyone, reader? It's probably your imagination, hah hah!

We join Betty and Pussywhisker at Doc Despicable's clinic. Seems the good Doc is pretty busy these days. As opposed to Pussywhisker and his wife, eh readers?

Speaking of Birdseed Betty, she attends the funeral of her little boy, along with Moe who is in cuffs. They are separated by concrete walls, but they are together in mourning. Sheriff Dribble is heartbroken at seeing parents bury their child and reaffirms his vow to stop the madness. Quite an inspirational image, eh readers?

After a brief interlude involving Frosty Pete doing his duty as a good neighbor and escorting a little one to Timmy's funeral, we join Pussywhisker and his wife Polly, who are going through a rough patch in their marriage as Pussywhisker is unable to give her children. Like the dutiful husband he is, Pussywhisker goes out to find a man who will make his wife pregnant and fulfill their dream of a family. And lucky him, he finds his mark, a gentleman named Bull-Dog.

Only the dead know peace from this cuckoldry.

It's thankless work, but Pussywhisker is a good husband and he does what need be done to make a happy family.

I know you're wondering, what happened to Pussywhisker's testicles? Why, dear reader, the answer is right here!

Jesus, this is even bleaker than Nemesis was. This comic is draining me.

Do I even need to mention how blatant it is that he doesn't have cancer?

god hes being cucked

Did someone touch Millar as a child?

We're back in the station, where Sheriff Dribble continues to chase the ghost of Troy Hicks and uncovers a substantial clue to his case. As is turns out, Troy Hicks was a cartoonist, and the creator of The Funnies. Seems familiar, readers? That's right! Troy Hicks is the one who created all these characters and the world they live in, and the one corrupting said world and its inhabitants. He also seems to have had an interest in the occult. Remember this information, readers! It'll be important later!

Having now solved the mystery of the child-killer psycho's identity, our good Sheriff decides it's high time to act and put an end to this madness.

Sheriff Dribble summons all his men to confront Frosty Pete/Troy Hicks, but as it turns out, he's waiting for them. This is the beginning of the end.

And with that cliffhanger, Issue 3 is over. Don't miss the exciting conclusion, readers!

well what are you waiting for! Get on with it

This is it, readers! The climax! The denounement! The last issue! The end of your agony this sensational adventure!

Aren't you on the very edge of your seats, readers?

Our final issue opens with Birdseed Betty disowning Moe and saying one last goodbye to him. She has found God and started a new path in life, intent on leaving her sordid present behind.

Meanwhile, we're back in the church where Sheriff Dribble is confronting Frosty Pete. Or should we say, Troy Hicks?

Frosty Pete/Troy Hicks reveals himself as the one who's not only corrupting the cartoon world of his own creation, but also feeding Sheriff Dribble every clue along the way, for… some reason. Not only that, but he decides to come clean and explain everything. The last piece of the puzzle is about to fall in place.

While this is going on, Birdseed Betty finally sees her luck changing, as not only she has enough money to move out of the wretched city she's trapped in, but her little Timmy turns out to be alive and well! Finally a ray of light and hope in this tale, eh readers?

Back at the church, Troy Hicks proceeds to explain everything. His descent into insanity, his arrest, and his plan to cheat death. Namely, introducing all the juicy depravity he experienced in the real world and using it as bait to tempt a cartoon character of the Funnies world into accepting a deal to swap bodies. What's that, reader, that kinda plot sounds familiar? No, I don't know what Comix Zone is, why'd you ask?

Having explained everything, Mr. Hicks reveals one last detail: he needs one last blood sacrifice to consummate the ritual and make the body-swap permanent. Thus he ties up Sheriff dribble and spills his blood to perform his master stroke and evade death once and for all.

Nemesis touched Millar as a child.
IT WAS ALL PART OF HIS PLAN

He actually went and had his characters deliver a very special FUCK YOU to his horny fans.
Many of whom didn't realise that the Chugworth characters were originally from his previous site, which was interactive child porn, with readers voting on how much younger versions of them would be fucked every episode.
You can't actually see the old site, even with the Wayback Machine, because Scribblekid/Cheung used Robots.txt to try and erase his sordid past for his brief dalliance with mainstream respectability and LOL SO RANDUM humour. GIANT INVISIBLE CHEESE SO RANDUM!

Look, really, all you motherfuckers should drop what or who you are doing RIGHT NOW and find a copy of MW and sit down and READ THE HELL OUT OF IT.
I don't know how much harder I can shill this relatively obscure manga, but for fuck's sake, it's one of those things that will shake you up, in exactly all the ways that Nemesis doesn't. I'm offering a meal of MEAT AND FEELS. Bad feels, mostly, yes, but BIG MEATY SATISFYING FEELS a sad little monkey of a writer like Millar cannot deliver with his tiny write-penis. I would shout about it but I'm not sure how to pronounce MW and I will sound like a cow.

But what happened to Birdseed Betty and her ex-husband Moe the Crow? Glad you asked, readers!

Those two plot threads get a neat wrap-up too. Mark Millar sure is a top-tier writer, eh reader?

And that, it seems, is that.

But hold on a second, dear reader! Don't hang yourself close this book just yet! There is one last loose end that needs wrapping.

Fucking hack, he forgot to wrap up the Cuck Cat plotline. Did Bulldog got AIDS from her, or she got AIDS from him, or what?

…namely, what happened to the actual Frosty Pete, stuck in Troy Hick's body?

And that, dear reader, marks the end of this story. Boy, quite a wild ride that was, huh? Aren't you glad you read it, dear reader? Isn't your life that much more meaningful now that you've exposed yourself to the GENIUS that is Mark Millar?

But wait, there's one last little surprise I want to share with you before I go. A parting gift, if you will.

Alright, I'll let you in on a little secret. I've been here before. And I've storytimed before.

True, it ended up petering out. Sad, but life tends to get in the way. This time, though, I'm going to give you your money's worth. Because I owe it to you.

Oh no, I'm not Pain user. I admire his work, but I'm not him. Although, as good as he is, he can't cover them all. That's why I'm here. Consider this a service to you, the faithful public who's stuck with your fellow user through thick and thin.

What's that, you're wondering what was it I storytimed before? A better question would be what I'm going to storytime next, not in this thread but you bet you'll get a storytime. And the answer to both is the same. Click on the image to get a little teaser of what's to come.

And with that, I say good night.

You mean shitty hentai? lets not start with the whole "drawing kids naked is the same than actual kiddie porn"

Meh, a lot of guys have done the same, the guy who made gantz used to make porn too, same the HotD guy who still makes porn even after the anime and everything

Can't, how about a link?

What a piece of shit that story was….

So bitch is butthurt because a guro site has more members than his shitty review blog?

Anyway, I don't know why that chink wont just do regular porn, his girl characters are pretty hot and if akabur is making $7k a month in patreon he could do

I don't understand.
What was the point of that story? What's the message? Doctors will fuck you over? Your wife will cuck you? Satanism is great?
What does it all mean, Millar?

It was all part of Nemesis' plan :^)

There was sense if karmic justice since Bull-dog also fucked Pussywiskers cheating wife and Moe was a paedophile

Literally PC master race.

BRAVO MILLER

New thread when?