Tfw someone makes a thread so fucking stupid you have to reply but you don't so you don't bump the post count

This thread is for venting your frustration with all the retarded threads that get made, but you don't want to bump them. Feel free to link the retard tier threads you're talking about.

Please leave.

It's called saging, newfaggot

Sage still bumps the post count idiot

Haven't you heard of sage OP?

I can count to potato better than you can interweb

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Then just ignore the thread.

kek

cum

7chan had it right with the whole power sage thing. I just negated 4 sages with one post.

The shitposting is real. It's better to have a thread to contain venting about retarded threads than to keep retarded threads alive.

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Using "sage" as a downvote doesn't do anything. It's best to just outright ignore the retarded threads rather than bump them, which lets more retards see the thread, and therefore keeps the thread on the first page.

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Reporting retarded threads that aren't against the rules won't do shit. It's best to just ignore them so the faggots who make them will eventually stop because they don't get any replies.

Fuck it I'm going to reply anyway


Hi OP

Hi, user

Well, the original image I was going to post won't upload, so here's another one

for you

There's more, but shit. All that's separating 8ch from 4chan is that we don't have cock rate threads and unironic YLYL threads. I'm not trying to be elitist, but we really should hold ourselves to a higher standard.

Am I the only one who thinks skype threads are queer as fuck.

nobody cares if "buhh I get b& for going to their board". fug off

This shit right here

Honestly this board is usually good Monday morning then generally goes downhill until Friday, then gets a little better over the weekend, and then gets pretty good again when people get back to work Monday morning.

By this time of the week most of the threads on the first couple pages are usually shit. Even most of the good ones in the catalog are from Mon-Wed.

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cuckchan hit this safe space like a brick

Is there a way we can datamine this? It would be some nice autistic OC.


This is because of image rotation. Every imageboard eventually ends up with a few hundred 'stock' images, because the users have all saved them. Just look at the raid thread and the false flag by freech last night, posting using pepes and wojak, but not ones that are in the site rotation - resulting in a 'how do you do, fellow kids?' feel to the attempt.

There's a lot of subjectivity to it. No idea how to go about it. You could screencap the catalog every set number of hours and figure out some way to quantify the quality of the new threads?

I was thinking more someone with at least a knowledge on writing shells, my wizardry level ain't high enough for that shit.

If you could figure out which threads were saged the most and what days and at what times those threads were started it would begin to scratch the surface, as well as how old threads generally lasted when started on certain days+times.

*how long, not how old
So for example if you were proven correct you would end up finding that the longest a thread started on a Monday at 9am would have the oldest being a month and a half, but threads started at 7pm on a Friday would only have the oldest being two and a half weeks. The Monday thread would have 15% of posts saged, and the Friday thread would have 60%.

Good point. Using sages as a proxy for quality would be a bit of a loaded assumption that could work in that it sounds do-able and could give interesting results.

I would also use some subjectivity to asterisk periodical threads that don't really contribute anything as well as meta threads or threads that were stickied at some point of time.

Pretty much what this user said


It would be great until someone decided to flood good threads with sageposts (spambot comes to mind) and leave their own shit up.

I refuse point-blanky to contrinute to this thread in any manner.

This is why people who are incapable of ignoring things they don't like are doomed to suffer eternal butthurt on the chans, this is how it's supposed to be.

Anyone have this pic in proper size?

Hello OP.

As many other friendly anons have pointed out, Holla Forums provides an feature called "Sage".

If you type "sage" in the Email-field, you can reply to a thread without bumping it. Pretty neat, huh?

Please keep in mind that while it may seem tempting, sage isn't intended for letting people know how UTTER SHIT their thread is… Sage is actually for use when you feel the need to reply to a thread, but doesn't actually contribute anything.

Examples include bad jokes, mindless and un-constructive comments like "She looks like my colleague" or "xDD" & things of the like.

Sage encourages low quality bumps from sub-130 IQ chimps, though.

I just wish Holla Forums didn't exist

Not even a Holla Forumstard, but I'd much rather have the stormfaggot race realits here than Holla Forumss tumblrfag Marxist faggotry

Fuck man why can't Holla Forums just die along with everyone who posts there unironically?

Don't you always complain about leftypol with that pic? Are you stuck in some sort of memory loop/advanced autism?

The fuck are you talking about? I notice you also bumped the other thread, jesus fuck man you see one sign of someone shitting on your board and you go berzerk

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I'm not
In fact I'm currently banned from Holla Forums

Literally nobody likes Holla Forums and their Marxist faggotry

What thread you mong? Whenever I see that pic it's always someone crying about leftypol's existence, nothing else.

I like how you just admitted you bumped the other thread. You know which one I'm talking about, this board is so slow its piss easy to catch samefags

There isn't even a page one bump about leftypol you dumb faggot.

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Nigger are you retarded?
Why would Holla Forums think Holla Forums is Marxist?
Jesus you guys are fucking faggots, nobody likes you, go back to your board

>>>Holla Forums

>>>/gulag/

We are rapidly approaching this moment.

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And the crowd gasped.

Like which?

Im not even american you mong, the problem america is encountering is trying to mix socialism and libertairianism, which just doesnt work
America isnt even capitalistic anymore, its an authoritarian corporatistic
I may hate the CCCP but current america isnt much better, as it's just a shitty liberal version of Nazi-germany


But yeah which?

corporatistic democracy*
Small hickup during typing

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1) Use long words you don't know the meaning of
2) Never get questioned by fellow plebs around you
3) Log onto the internet
4) Be mocked/ignored

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god damn thats some next level ugly
she blurs the line between a normal person and someone with down syndrome. which is even worse than someone with full blown ds because some guy is likely to partner her thinking shes healthy and have children with her

i dont have a vomiting reaction pic unfortunately

She's just a daughter to banker. Cool it with the antisemitic remarks there, shitlord.

Yeah no this was all due US support.

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You commie faggots are all the same. You would be the first to be shipped to the gulags. Hitler was right.

so much salt, lmao

ITT: Salty kulaks resorting to shitflinging when they're laughed at for knowing fuck all.

Best era was when stalin was allied with hitler.

I ain't even mad bro. I just know that all people who unironically believe in communism as a valid political system are sheltered faggot liberals without a clue as to how the world works. Enjoy your delusional fantasies though, all stalin had to show for his efforts was… ?

Inb4 real communism has never been tried, muh utopia, etc.

things apparent from your post:
you never read the "pact"
you do not know about polands history pre-ww1
you do not know about polands invasion of soviet russia during the interventionist wars
you do not know what the curzon line is
you do not know poland was "allied" with hitler
you do not know what the munich treaty is and the history following up to it
you do not know western rejection of stalins offering to smother germanies troops before they were even combat ready

basically what this guy said

talking about sheltered
go back to your Holla Forumsack echo chamber, faggot

its a reacton image youre not supposed to get a boner from it mosche We all know you love her jewish features

I'm sure stalin would have achieved his utopia if he had been able to kill a few million more before being poisoned, eh comrade?

Are you always this ass devastated or just when people point out the painful truth of your "supreme leader?"

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And what do these infographs and statistics show in relation to the success of communism in today's world? Oh wait, that's right: The wall was broken down, communism never fucking works out and his empire crumbled. Stupid western interlopers. muh utopia :^)

Fucking hell.

It's not stale or even copypasta or witty to point out someone is samefagging when they're pointing out how much of a retard you are behaving like was previously stated with absolutely no self awareness.

Triggered samefag? It's ok, many people on the spectrum go on to live totally normal lives.

I am , I was ignoring you until you started acting so retarded it became worth pointing out.

Kek, I made this card a few hours ago just for an occasion like this.

Holla Forums doesnt really like sargon though

please get off this site, you're not welcome here

bump

Gotta love allegedly newly-schooled College kids, who, having done one month of "101 General Social Studies", are all of a sudden experts on geopolitics and all that shit - threads like this prove that they don't know shit!

They don't want to get triggered by all the triggered bluehairs.

Yeah I agree. It was best when Russians and Germans were gassing kikes together :3

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Not everyone sages as le downboat though. I still sage for being off topic in a thread.
I still think your system would work the best

No we don't. Don't dump us all in with the idiots.

because Europe isn't socialist at all.

OP here.

Looks like the name, email and subject fields aren't long enough to let me shitpost as hard as I want to.

pic related to my current feels

I wish the wheeled wonder hadn't been banished from here. It would have been fun if Jim hadn't fed him to his pigs.

Europe IS doing great huh moshe?

Meanwhile in the US:
wew lad, got a log in your eye