What's the weirdest shit you've ever gotten a boner at, or masturbated to, Holla Forums?

For some reason, I developed a hoop earring fetish.

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She's not the reason. I had this fetish long before she came onto the scene.

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spontaneous ejaculation user?

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I assume this is the same user and I am impressed by your collection.

Moar

You are a real sicko you know. I have already reported you to the cyber police and I have you know that consequences will never be similar once more.

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Anyway I better not shit up this thread too much

good god why would a woman ever need a sweater that hot

To hide those puppies

it really makes me wonder about global warming

could people really be wearing something like that back in the day and not sweat to death

was it that cold?

I'm sure things were a bit nippy for them, that's why they need those sweaters.

Not weird to me, this is my main fetish. But to 90% of even the hardiest Holla Forumstards this is pure whyfuel and I'm sure I'll get 50 replies asking me what it is I find hot about some mature German chick in leather destroying (occasionally valuable/vintage) stuff with her boots and heels

Go ahead, tell me something I haven't heard before.
such as where to get these clips without handing over my personal details

Well it doesn't creep me out, but I don't get it.

Then again, I don't understand foot fetishes either.

So why are you into this?

Good on you though, must be pretty easy to find fap material.

It wouldn't be Holla Forums if Zoe wasn't in the mix

I once wanked onto the stomach of a mannequin.
she was fuckin' cute, and had one of those stomachs that just cries out to have cum on it.

My exact same reaction. Prolapse will never be hot, fucking wow.

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Does being prolapsed feel…. good…?

I wouldn't know

I remember there was on user who had a thing for tiles

I fucked a chicken, and a horse

That third gif triggered me pretty bad, now I'm both angry and aroused. That console better have been beyond repair.

fux sake namefag, stop shitposting in all the half decent threads and an hero…

make sure you do a livecam for us to watch, too…

maybe we should open this up to suggestions on how you should kill yourself that we can all fap to…?

It's a huge red flag, some guys get off to chicks fucking animals, some to chicks with tons of tattoos and femicommie haircuts, you just have a thing for modern day ubangi ears (until the degenerates one-upped us and started gauging)

traps

My ex

I'm not going to take any advice from a Holla Forumstard that can't even tell 2 names apart. Your shitposter lacks a d

Faggot

good to see you're back, namefag!

I was hoping you'd be around so I could lay some shit on you.

How's the an heroing going? have you figured out a good way yet?

waiting for your link to the livecam… I've got the popcorn ready…

Oh - and if you're really having a cry about being depressed (as you were spouting off about in one of your many other idiotic tard posts), you'd realise I'm helping you to realise your potential.

I'm guessing you're just looking for attention, though. If not, kill yourself now, and get it over with, so no-one has to read your bullshit anymore.

oh, and the name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is exactly the fucking name i'm sick of seeing - stop fucking namefagging, at the very least. no-one gives a shit about you, and now you're just annoying.

that's it. i'm not going to encourage your egotistical name by acknowledging you again. but hopefully some other anons will tell you to fuck off and die as well.

Agreed. Pretty vanilla hate fuck fantasy though in my case.

sauce?

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Tldr too lazy
Tfw Holla Forums remembers my name tho

Fuck I missed

I just got dubs dubs though.

it's complicated

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top kek

I want to tickle my prostate with his pipe up my ass

What a lovely mental cavity I have of that image, user. Thank you.

I have not in fact fapped to this but I have to the vanilla original

that would have worked better if the thumb wasn't obvious. pardon

I don't know whats weirder:
- Chavs
- Colombian Communist Music

Kill yourself namefag

Does not provide sufficient warmth.

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MWHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA

What IS that sick looking thing?

wut
original for double dubs

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no fuckin way that is her actual tongue

some people just have really long tongues

see ,for example, Gene "That's what goyim are for" Simmons

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i would eat both of their asses is "she" even a real her?

Let's hope they're brother and sister