Guys help me plz

Do you have a job? Does she have a job?
You could take the fucker and get big money from her.

Also, ask her to give up the child for adoption.

They say Alaska is beautiful.

What did he mean by this?

Your parents.

kek

lurk on Holla Forums for child porn, put it on her computer and have that pussy locked up.

Thanks for the laugh!

An abortion pill is just a highly concentrated dose of regular birth control pills.

Get 7 of them, make a smoothie, give it to her.

I think high concentration of vitamin c will induce miscarriage too.

Or you could just bail, change your name, start anew, and let the cunt raise it alone.

Hold it to the first lane, OP, the third is completely wrong.

well youre fucked op.
If you want make that bitch suffer, you simply kys so she will raise alone the little shit.

become an astronaut, and start an incest driven family on the moon.
**if a bunch of vodka drinkin commies in he 60's managed to get into space, you can get to the moon, easy.

MArry her and become a wage slave. Be a man, get married. Paid for by CuckU.
Was she a whore?
Also, paternity test. make sure it is yours….. If it is, well, you are fucked.
If not, then leave, before the accusations start.
you should try to convince her that you aren't mad if she cheated, then serve the paternity test, after she admits guilt. and record it, preferably on screencaps, and give it to the judge if necessary, also, leave.

marry her

Sucks to suck fam.

Get a vasectomy and cry yourself to bed

Slip her a morning after pill. Or just like 10x the regular dose for regular birth control it's like the same thing. You should do 3x the regular dose for each day since she got preggo.

Why does she know where you live

A few things.
Every time you hug her, make it really tight.
Get into play fights and aim for the midsection.
Next time you fuck, bend her over a chair, keep pressure on the back of her head.
Any time she walks near stairs make sure she cant get down them walking, the only way is falling.
Keep talking about how much fun it is to put metal coat hangers in orifices, make it a game.
Get into a car accident, its kind of risky but it can work.
Be creative, all you have to do is win against something that isnt even born yet.

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move to the philippines they speak english and you can avoid paying child support

3DPD not even a single time

abort yourself instead user

when you are a spooky ghost you can laugh at her hardships as a single parent

If she's letting you bust off in her without a condom, she's letting other guys do it too. The kid may not even be yours. Get a DNA test before signing any paperwork with your and the child's name on it.

Okay so don't feed this chick 7 birth control pills. Two=one morning after pill but she's probably too far along. Best results less than a week. Also it will give her a major headache, stomach pain, tender or swollen boobs, etc meaning she may go to the er.

Vitamin C does work, in a sense. It makes the uterine lining come loose quicker, so it can be used as an emergency birth control method, but you have to take 1000mg pills every hour for like 8 hours. Hard to sneak into food.

try being a father, they aren't enough in the world.

you might enjoy being in a relationship with her.

if you have to have an abortion get it early.>>6290700

You didn't get played. You made the decision yourself, you fucking retard. What are you, 14? I hope you are in debt for the rest of your life.

flay her whore body alive and then leave the country.

also change your degenerate ways you fucking idiot

3,000mg of ascoribic acid daily will fuck your shit up.

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Do you have a degree OP?

If so, here's what you do: apply for an overseas ESL job. And then fucking jump ship from the country.