1 minute into midnight and chill and she give you this look

wat do?

Time to accidently drop your 12-pack of extra-large condoms from out of your wallet, on the floor in front of her

what the fuck are you doing out at this time? does your father know where you are?

call the cops because she's a minor out past curfew

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You start making original threads

Grab her right in the pussy.

Thats the "grab me by the pussy, user" look

Grab her right in the pussy. She's asking for it. Just look at the way she is dressed

I am unable to grab it. It is super slippery.

Grab her by the cunny.

Too ol-
Actually no, but she's not my type, to be honest.
Thread is bad though.

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Time to wake up, user

There was a time when this meme woould have attracted comment, praise, even controversy. But now… nobody gives a shit.
Why does this happen to us? What is the meaning of it all? What is the nature of nurture? Who am I? Why am I here?

You don't actually need a big dick the magnum condoms are just for foreplay.

Foreplay? What's that? Do people still do that in 2016?

Fourplay is evil, and must be stopped!

Foreplay is remembering the bitch's name

GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY

eewwww…..do you know the sort of shit that leaks out of that thing?

That is quite acceptable by Roman Catholic standards

so's sodomy

I am such a huge faggot

cool story bro

"Isn't it past your bedtime, young lady?"

Hey wait a minute, that's not what that says you phoney. I don't think you're a bible at all

"Why the hell are you wearing a wristwatch? We have smartphones now."

>tfw nobody will ever give me that look

fake rin pls


feels ;- ;

Uh huh

You bump your thread back up when it's almost deleted

Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…