What's a good film to watch with your daughter?

What's a good film to watch with your daughter?

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To catch a Predator

Is it a sequel of Predator?

anything with Ashley Judd.

Gotta teach em while they are young

Hard Candy

rus hnnnnngh

Gotta love Stephanie Cane.

Probably some Disney. Maybe a wildlife documentary. But screentime in general isn't recommended. Rather read her a book.

any porno with hardcore sex should do. if you're not sticking at least half of your dick in before age 8 you're a terrible dad.

pedo

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nice find sherlock! wow you're a genius!

user…
*breath in*
*deep sigh*
you don't have a daughter.

Se how long you can go without feeling funny.

Essential lolicore.

Doesn't do anything for me. She is cute but not sexually attractive.

You're supposed to watch it with your daughter. Then tell her the parts she's supposed to act out. Like the 'happy birthday Mr President' scene.

I can't find any of them sexually appealing until they hit about 15-16. Before then they just look like cute children who arouse only my protective instincts.

Guess you hit puberty late.

Bullshit.

its an anonymous imageboard user, not your yearly family gathering. you don't have to pretend this hard.

lol anons larping as pedos again, you aren't fooling anyone. well you might trigger a couple dumb Holla Forumsacks.

hi reddit, you just arrived here?

larper please. i know the real deal when i see it. you aren't it.

how can you see anything in an anonymous imageboard?

How can imageboards be real if our eyes aren't real?

>>>/normalfag/

kek

you just jelly cus I gotz dubs :'^)

pedo larpers fuck off

It's best to let our lineage end with us assuming you're able to put your dick in a girl.
Our offspring would be a blight upon society

kys weeb

Actually those were trips fyi

kys normalfag

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Lolita obviously

My six year old niece loves virtually anything Disney related, Barbie related or Batman related. My brother doesn't think she's old enough to watch the Batman cartoons yet, though.

She also really likes the art style of One Piece, but while I think she could handle BtAS, One Piece gets way too dark too quickly. I think when she's like 8 I'll probably marathon it with her though.

Lad. You aren't fooling anyone. A girls specific age isn't attractive. It's her body. Maybe you just don't get out much but girls are developing faster and faster, it's only a matter of time before you catch sight of a 12 or 13 year old with a 16 year old body. So please don't make yourself look like a fool before the cunnyisseurs arrayed before you.

You don't earn good goy points here, so no need to lie to us or yourself

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It's not really fun watching anything with children. I've seen it with my boss at work.
Essentially kids under the age of 10 tend to want to watch the same thing over and over again. They won't watch anything new until maybe the 100th rewatch.
With anyone older up to 13 they're generally very picky and will only go for movies where trailers are filled with fart/fat humor.More physical humor and lowbrow stuff.

So…watch paul blart's mall cop?

can't stand that actor

You asked and I gave you shit kids liked.
Unless you're not in the mood to molest them then take what you can get.

It looks like a rubber toy

it may very well be

Are you a predator?

No, I don't have my plasma caster.

Cyberbully

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Why does a Frenchman look more Semitic than a literal Israeli Jew?

Too late

boku no academia

Because he's a Berber.

What's wrong with this kid?

Is having a daughter a good excuse to watch disney movies and anime all day?

He didn't want to step on any cracks, or his mom might break her back.

Could be OCD. I had that moment when I was a kid. Always wanted to skip on a line of a tile.

Kubo and the Two Strings.

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Then she turns 13 and starts having sex with Tyrone and Jamal that can bench 250lbs at 14 years old and there is nothing you can do about it.

As someone with a happa daughter, yee it's fucking rad.

fuck I have to get myself a loli to love anyone else know this feel? I need to improve myself before I can impress little girls

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ONE OF US ONE OF US GOOBLE GOBBLE

Now imagine your waifu is an e-celeb

wow, just wow

Beau Pere (1981).

No films, but we do play vidya.

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I actually started lifting for my waifu.
Since she's never had a boyfriend I figure I need to be the ultimate boyfriend so I went out and bought weights and a punching bag and am eating right. Haven't had a drop to drink for ages. I will be the ultimate for her.

you seem interested

No this was.

This should be 8fits official slogan


We all do bro. We all do