I stole a street sign a couple weeks back but I'm being evicted.. So now I have to take the big ass sign all the way down three stories past 6 different rooms and into the streets
It's exactly 12 pm rn and I don't want to wait too long coz its been a long day and I wanna sleep
how do I proceed, Holla Forums
pic related, obviously, you retards.
Just throw it out the window you nigger
Down there?
dubs have spoken
fuck you I'm just gonna dump it in the street that's gangsta enough
Write "Hotwheels waz here" on it with a little Holla Forums logo
Tape some cardboard over the sign or something, so it won't become so embarrasing.
hahaha will do
one sec
any other suggestions?
no carboard mate, and I'll just drop it off around the corner in the early hours when most ppl are asleep
well just put a tshirt on it then
dubs decide what I write/draw on the white part
good idea actually. thanks
kek
That cheeky little hotwheels vandalising public property
haterz gun hate
imaging him riding in his little wheelchair and, giggling, writing that stuff on signs all across the world
that'd be pretty damn cute.
op why don't you just take it apart into components?
havent got the proper tools for it
besides, I have to be very very quiet because my housemates have ganged up on me for being a loose canon drunk and the slightest hint of metal on metal would alert them
we have very thin walls here. I even thinkg they can hear my farts
20 minutes and I'm going downstairs. it's freezing, the streets should be deserted
What the fuck are they going to do? Rape you? Just do it, prag.
I disposed of the sign. ended up wrapping it in bed clothing but didn't seen anyone.
placed it so that it was readable
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there's a whole backstory you dont know
an entire thread you didnt witness
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Go back and get it and shove it up your ass to smuggle it out.
a fucking adjustable wrench is all you need.
If you are to useless for that, then just put a garbage bag over it and walk it to the dumpster.