These two knock on your door at halloween

These two knock on your door at halloween

What do you do?

is it just me or is the grass fucking orange

Call the police.

Give them a bag of last year's candy corn and tell them to get lost.

Kidnap and rape them

Close the door.
Turn 360 degrees.
Walk away.

Give them candy

throw bottles out of my window at them

Invite them in.

What if they say you dressed them up like that and touched their pee-pees?

SEX

This

Go bobbing for apples
:^)

PURGE THE HERETICS

Fuck left keep him as pet, enslave right as a maid.

Blood for the Blood god.

I mock them for their womanly hips and poorfag costumes, then steal their candy.

No, on second thoughts, I don't want their candy if they've been carrying it where I think they have.

You know hot your balls get sweaty? I bet you could stick a decent amount of candy under your balls, and the sweat would make it adhere pretty well. These fucking nigger-tier SJWs, who for all I know are illegal aliens, have just turned up on MY porch with their Walmart candy stuck to the inside of their testicals, like it's not a fucking problem. If I see a trail of M&Ms dropping from their scrotal sacks it is GO TIME.

Get the fuck off my porch with your candy-covered balls you fucking poorfags! I'm going back inside to drink punch and watch Fright Night… No, the good one with Roddy McDowall and the fuckable chick from married With Children… well you'd have seen it before now if you weren't so busy sticking candy to your naked little balls, would't you!

Fuck you kids you don't know shit!

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Tell them to beware of OP the faggot.

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The costume just needs a slight modification

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Punch faggot on left, fuck trap on right

Step away from the shota, Morty.

you would be walking towards them retard.

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kys

i dont get it doesnt turning 360 degrees mean you go the other way

Just accept it.
360 degrees. Walk away.

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Why not 720 tho?

What character is this? I've seen him before, but would love to see more of him.

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Girly little shota boys with small, feminine dicks drive me wild.

the joke is that some retard said that in a poor attempt to bash the 360

the joke in one image is that michael jackson can do that you utter poorfag

Invite them in for treats.

Cuddle with them and play vidya.

Joke's on them, I don't have a door.

That was obvious b8 and I'm utterly disappointed that anyone fell for it.

Slam the door in their fucking faces and be glad as hell that I installed a security camera at my front door

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people eat candy corn?

i thought it was supposed to be decorative

How rude! I can see their bare soft smooth fleshy tender thighs

That was my intention yes. *tips fedora* thanks for noticing my bamboozeling of these bait sensitive anons

and their bare soft smooth fleshy tender penises

Pick one

if i pick one, can i then also pick the other at the same time?

because i'm going to.

I'll pick both and there ain't shit you can do to stop me.

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