Name one reason why Australia isn't better than America

Name one reason why Australia isn't better than America.

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Huntsmans

Fuck huntsmans.

They're bloody harmless. And they are the telltale sign that great rain is coming, at least a day in advance.

Australia is the best.

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The only thing they're a telltale sign of is that I haven't looked at that particular corner of ceiling for a month.

Explore your fantastic Australian ceilings more often. Fuck.

been there.

full of idiots who just want to get drunk and fight…

shitstain of a place if you ask me…

venomous spiders dont crawl into shoes

Also weather forecasters are pretty good at that.

Everyone talks like retards.

Fuck off

cunts

They are upsidedown

Our former upsidedown PM

Name one type of art Australia has done better than 'Murica. Films? Books? Music? Cinema? You ain't got nothing but Nick Cave and films about lame fences, aboriginals and animals with dingleberries.

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How about PUBERTY BLUES. The best coming of age film in the world.

Music: Silverchair, Midnight Oil, Wicked Beat Sound System, ACDC

Movies: Undead, No Through Road, These Final Hours, Mad Max 1, 2, 3,, The Rover

Books: Tomorrow When The War Began

TV: Underbelly, Small Time Gangster, Cleverman

A REAL fucking hamburger, with beetroot!

I would add that Aussie rake was better than burger

Good job faggot

Say what now?

Mate I'm an Aussie and I know the only thing we're good at is shitposting and banter.

Have you heard us try to sound intellectual? Fuck we sound like retards with thesauruses

what's wrong with you

…Yeah fuck you have a point mate

somehow, australia has worse internet than america

Thanks to the Liberals and any stupid fucking cunts who voted them back in…

Because you are dumber than niggers.

Easy. 80% of australia is un inhabitable.

Unless you want to be a scrub strewn/desert wandering nomad

That's COONS… the rest of us rank fairly highly on literacy, intelligence and general schooling.

Oh yeah…. and it's so fucking far away from everything and anything worthwhile in the world…

also licks murica's arse constantly…

big spiders

A farewell to reading comprehension

The majority of the US is hospitable to human life.

Syphilitic Kolas

Internet ping over 9,000

not if BLM has anything to say about it.

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Commercials

Their commercials are great.

I fucking love australia, its like what america was supposed to be but alot funnier

The list goes on. The whole island should've been thrown to the japs when we had the chance.

porn of girls with small chests is illegal

never go full retard.

This and this.
Not to mention the fact that SJWs were able to coerce major retailers to pull certain games off their shelves because "muh soggy knees"

hot as balls; winter is best season

Australia: Where the National Age of Consent is 12 years old!