Ocean's 8

Why?

because fuck you men.

They've gone full poz.

Because jews appear to have forgotten how to actually make mone lately.

They could even find more than 8 women who aren't shit.

Saged

I don't want to hear that from some fag that keeps advertising e-celeb garbage like metokur or razorfist.

Top haha

I'm holding my breath until Terminatrice and Blade Runnette.

Where's the chinese girl?

I guess those were the three criteria they were looking for when hiring the cast.

Does Hollywood do this shit for controversy? They convert "guys movies" to feminist bullshit, everyone talks about it online and they get free publicity. Not sure if it results in ticket sales, how well (or bad) did the "Ghostbusters" do in office?

Marvel and DC do the same shit, take an established male character and make him a nigger/woman/faggot and then the sales tank and they have to kill off the title, only to find a new victim and start the process anew.

It's like they never learn.

Their goal is to subvert white masculinity. You think they care about your money? You think interracial cuck porn is something that just popped up naturally?

yfw Captain Marvel is the first MCU movie to objectively fail and financially tank.

Considering the shitstorm unleashed at Sony with Cuntbusters they do seem to care about money.

I agree that they want to push an agenda, but they can only keep doing so as long as they bring in enough money to keep shareholders and their bosses happy. Considering how much money Hollywood lost this year alone pandering to libcucks and chinks it seems to me that the gravy train is about to end.

It won't help that Hollywood, being full of manchildren and mentally ill kikes, won't be able to contain themselves and will repurpose a vast majority of projects they've got going to shit on Trump. Not that the behavior of Hollywood celebrities will enamor them to the American public.

Because it's 2015.

IT'S CY+2
THIS SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING

Sarah Paulson? Are you fucking kidding me? Literally the only reason to put her in would be because someone demanded a lesbian and that bull dyke from OITNB would be too offputting. This is going to be a massive turd, probably even bigger flop than cisbusters.

Yeah, that's why they will make a second one, right…?
Money isn't an issue anymore.
Now everything has to bow down to their dogma, until everything is pozzed.
Up to the point where a new generation doesn't even know any better and won't resist.

the jew will never stop funding degeneracy amongst the goyim

Hollywood only employs trannies

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Sandra Bullock, Whoopie Goldberg, and literally whos?

(((Hollywood))) make it happen

they did that already

twice.

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Why does 8tv never have Summer threads? :(

because she's ugly tbh foam

They steal from their own bank accounts
or they steal their husbands through the courts

You asked for this.

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No, they'd just fuck a black guy unprotected and then tell the husband it's his.

They're making it with the blessing of the original cast and director IIRC. It's nothing like the shitshow that was Ghostbusters and how Pascal basically used Harold Ramis' death to force Ivhan Reitman out of directing it.

It's still going to be the same shit as Cuntbusters.

Because it's 2017 shitlord.

TIL a vasectomy doesn't prevent pregnancies, it just changes the color of the baby.

I miss I

That doesn't mean it's gonna be good.
See terminator genesys

Feminism is a fad. This will end by 2020

It's a 300 year old fad. Feminism needs to be shunned again.

Social justice cannot sustain itself. It will kill itself.
SJ is weak as a whole and will die.

Because women can be funny and badass too!
DEAL WIT IT

My banker just told me that those kind of investments where rated "Toxic" and "Extreme risks of financial pozzing" in the banking circle.
I wonder what he meant by this…

this shit is hilarious

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That had to reduce the number of women to 8 because they couldn't think of any more good female action stars. Even then, they still fell short of getting a decent amount and fill the rest with anybody available for a paycheck. I'm sure Rihanna will put in her fighting expertise from Battleship to good use here.

They could have just done an all female heist movie without attaching the Ocean's name to it. I'm not sure why having the Ocean's franchise attached to it brings to the story. Seems like it restricts it from doing anything interesting. I'm expecting it to be average at best.

after the groundbreaking success that was Ghostbusters, Hollywood gives us another amazing movie showing all the cunning and strength of the female gender, what a time to be alive!

Most people don't even remember the oceans movies that well either.
No one except Holla Forums autists cares about the franchise.

Being a thieving scoundrel isn't a male privilege, shitlord! Women can be criminals, too!

Cuz GURL POWUR!!!111 LOLLLLL!! XDDD

Just (((Hollywood))) trying to cash in on the most recent wedge issue of identity politics.
Which is hilarious because just about every attempt at this has flopped, big time.

but all the femnazi films have failed except hidden figures

HAVE A NIGGER [✔]

That was shit because amy pascal is a feminist and kept pushing it into the movie to shit on people decrying her unforgivable behavior.


The original oceans movies were never amazing movies either. I'd even say the first two terminators were better.

no, that was shit because it was made by talentless unfunny people

The first one is kino, get this nigger outta here

I know you want to blame this on the actors but lets be real here. Paul Feig didn't want to do the movie, the actors probably only did it either to make their careers better or because they were fans.

Literally all of it would have never happened if Amy Pascal could stop acting like a goddamned teenage drama queen for a second.

Nope. First one was an alright heist movie. Hardly original or anything like that. It's remembered purely because it was the most popular movie to do what other books and other media did before it and often better.

Go back to Holla Forums, retard.

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Where do you think you are?

tbh this is probably true but the film will still be a stinker misogyny or not.

tbh this is probably true but the film will still be a stinker misogyny or not.

Wow I don't know how I managed this double posting switcheroo.

Lmao ocean's 8
8 looks like boobs!

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