Sony Warns of $962 Million Loss, Says Studio Is Not for Sale

Next step is coupon the movie.

The fact that they're saying that means it will be soon enough

The hack was real, see all the leaked emails and Pascal standing down. The question is who was behind the leak, an insider trying to frame North Korea is quite possible.

The lost smurf village will be all females who are more badass than the male smurfs could ever be.

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Yeah because after it ides no one will want to buy it.

Is like a metaphor to the nip empire dying.

I strongly doubt it was North Korea. They can't even do a proper photoshop, let alone hack a multi billion dollar corporation. Although they might have been able to if the passwords were 'password' like a certain other dumbshit organisation I can think of.

Disgruntled employee/ex-employee seems more likely

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Why aren't the japanese sony execs going ballistic on the shitty jewified studio department?

How much they lose if they actually make a film about Chelsea Vanlkenburg

I'm sure things will turn around once their Barbie movie is released.

Because they don't want China to own a major Hollywood studio?

That's going to knock them a few million at least

And they say they won't sell the music department

But they will

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The trailer gives it away by pointing out there's one smurfette.
Ot could be worse. They could be nigger smurfettes

And since they had to say Julia Roberts is in the movie…

What is this sacrilege?

The Cuckstation 4 is the only thing keeping Sony afloat.

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