Fuck off!
I am 35 and single. Yes. No I have not RECENTLY broken up, NO I AM NOT DIVORCED.
Fuck off!
Logan Williams
Logan Moore
chek em
Austin White
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Christian Baker
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Oliver Fisher
so the other day i go to the store
guy asks me if im buying the lemonad vodka for my wife
the fuck?
i cant have a 6% vodka drink?
Isaiah Adams
i can be single and NOT looking bitches
Jack Anderson
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Caleb White
then i head over to the bar and order two drinks
a pina colada and a pint of guiness
WHY THE FUCK CANT I HAVE BOTH THESE DRINKS BY MYSELG
Carson Anderson
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Noah Diaz
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John Allen
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Luke Robinson
rolling for pushups
Jonathan Taylor
checked
Noah Martin
dubs
Chase Bell
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Nathan Barnes
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Leo Richardson
lol
Bentley Rivera
Nice nigger bump faggot.
What you trying to slide off the forum?
Gabriel Peterson
you
Cameron Richardson
How can Holla Forums be slided?
Brayden Miller
wew
William Hughes
No really.
Matthew Scott
They do exist….
Austin Davis
i have no fucking idea
Daniel Taylor
hmm
Brody Scott
wew
Jose Diaz
lol
Landon Hernandez
wew
Julian Diaz
Well, that was an enormous pile of shit, wasn't it?
Colton Rivera
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Tyler Clark
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Isaiah Young
Are you a wizard?
Christian Anderson
well if it makes you feel any better:
I am 39 and single. Yes. No I have not RECENTLY broken up, NO I AM NOT DIVORCED. also never asked for this.
Adrian Hernandez
Are you a wizard?
Jayden Anderson
no, i have slept with girls
(just not in the last 10 years or so)
Jonathan Davis
I am 24. I am like a baby compared to you guys in this thread.
Owen Morales
Hey OP. I just finished having sex with your mum.
We were chatting, and she's really disappointed with your life choices.
Brody Peterson
Hers can't be much better if she's fucking you
Wyatt Sanchez
oh god, why?
Nathaniel Lee
why not
Mason Jones
ye
Bentley Garcia
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