How do I sext?

How do I sext?
Got a girl I know to send me audio of he moans, but I'm dumb and awkward and don't know how to sext.

can that even be considered sexting
gimme some help anons

I put on my wizard robe and hat

send her pics of your dick

bitches love dick pics

I did sex chat once.
I couldn't fap and type fast enough, so she came and went to sleep.

Is this true

Just go into detail about what you want to do to her. It's not difficult

yes

I'm a virgin though, I don't know what to say

don't, 3 girls have blocked me from all their social media for doing this. you have to pretend to be a normalfag and only pretend to like non-taboo stuff like sex in the missionary position with a condom on.

This sounds even dumber than sending dick pics

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come on man, you've watched porn

Porn's all scripted though

yes, and?

Isn't that a bit cliche'?

there's a lot of porn out there. just don't go for the really obvious stuff

Not OP, but how do I tell what's completely obvious? I'm autistic.

write what ud do to her, not what u do to yourself

*gets awkward boner*

Uh baby, I'm shove my sd card in you.


Yeeeaaaaah. Take it whore. I'm gonna blow my 4g plan all over your face.

You're not even into this, are you OP? I don't like sexting or whatever it's called. Forced performance. If you're calculating awkwardly instead of just enjoying and reacting that is some shitty "sex."

Just be appreciative and do whatever. Fun shouldn't be so much damn work. Date a prude next time and feel her up on an actual date. Fuck that shit.