Mfw girls have made fun of my for being small my whole life

5'8" truly is the master race.

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I mean, if it comes to that. But I'd prefer the ultra petit girl.

keep dreaming nigger. 6'2'' shredded slav masterrace reporting in. The slav men that aren't russian (slovak,serb,bulgarian,ukranian etc.) are 6' average.

Have fun being a lanky skeleton. I'm sure you can pick up some of the less desirable women after they're done fawning over my heavyset physique.

Guess whose height I inherited. Thanks mom.

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200lbs of lard is more like it

That high center of mass makes it pretty easy to knock you down too.

At 5'8" I can smash through 6'2" skeletons like a bowling ball smashing through pins.

>not a player but still managed to get a 10/10 and some strange

The trick is to be confident. Women like that. There are plenty of tall people who are awkward and timid who will never get laid, and there are plenty of short people who get laid all the time because they project confidence and are "interesting."

Also, hit the gym. A lot.

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Grow thicker skin
Learn to brush off their comments and learn to come back with one of your own without it seeming like the comment affected you

Exactly

Just like he said

To add some advice to this for NEETs, you can be interesting by having knowledge, skills, and stories about shit you've done.

In order to do shit, just GO DO SOMETHING. Even if you see it and think, "oh god, that looks awful," do it anyway and you'll at least be able to talk about it later.

Video games don't count for this. Nobody cares about that time you did something in call of duty. I still spend way too much time playing games, though

pick one

pic related: is me

lad

How many times did the camera slip out from between your legs before you got that shot?

Tallfags ain't got nothing on me.

I want you to put a dress on me and fuck me

Alright Holla Forums… here it is.

I want a cute GF. I'm short, but that doesn't matter. I'm funny and smart, good looking except for me british teeth (they're white tho, just crooked)

The problem isn't getting a GF, that is easy game. The problem is FINDING one… I want a cute shy introverted GF who enjoys anime and vidya, and maybe even imageboard culture, but who isn't a normalfag.

Basically, I want a tomoko that isn't awkward to be around. I know these kinds of girls exist but every time I find one they're taken already. My question is WHERE do I look, they never leave their bedrooms, and I want them to never leave mine!

Other than range and that awkward moment where you realise our knees can reach your chin without even trying.

Go ahead, try to use your leg. It's the perfect height to grab and throw you, or maybe since you went out of your way to throw your stance off, I'll just punch you in the balls.

Being a tall fag doesn't mean you know how to fight. 1v1 me.

To be honest, I don't know for sure where you'd find them. I met mine by chance at a party.

I guess I'd try looking for the shy cute ones at anime conventions.

Skyscraperfags can't fight for shit.

but they don't even go to parties!
I think you found a fake one.

She was dragged along by a friend. Like I said, it was a chance meeting.

I don't think shy cute girls go to anime conventions. The kind of girls that go to anime conventions are the fat ugly ones, or the hipster 'nerds' that have absolutely shit taste in anime and have only seen less than 10 whole series, none older than 2010.

Enjoy landing in my guard with broken ribs and a shattered nose, where my long legs will wrap around your little neck as I grab your stubby arms and put you in a triangle choke. Lights out, chunky monkey.

I don't think you've ever been in a fight with a little guy.

I've seen lots of little guys kick ass. One time I got in a fight with one and the dude jumped. JUMPED up onto my neck and swung around and pulled me to the ground.

It wasn't fun but I learned my lesson, don't fuck with them if they're as built as you but smaller.

I stick to fighting same sized guys now

You stubby fucks come to my gym all the time, with your tiny legs and over trained torsos. And then you get pulverised in a tall guy's clinch every time and go home pissing blood. Taking the fight to the ground only makes it worse for you.

Repeat after me: Do not skip leg day.
Do not skip leg day.
Grow a little taller.
Grow a little taller.

gtfo my board normie

I just want a gf

too lazy to get out of bed for u faggt but here's a picture from half a year ago

user…

user, Paqcuiao and Klitschko are both great boxing champs, but they are in different categories for a reason. It's because a 6'5'' monster would 1-hit-kill the manlet

I now know how girls feel when dudes fap to their pictures. Even though you re probably a dude…

I got beat up by a short guy today and am mad about it: the post

Don't worry skyscraperfag, little people are forgiving. If you see things on our level from now on we'll refrain from pulverizing you any more.

what do you do for chest fag? I bench 170 but my tits are flat. I have this friend that can barely becnh 150 but has great pecs. How do you do it. Tallfag here btw reporting in at 6'3''

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Fight day is on Fridays, and the short people in my gym don't want to fight me on account of ending up in triangle chokes. I fight the other 6 foot + guys. Generally, if they are taller than me, most trades are unfavourable. Height is a huge deciding factor with equally matched combatants, you can cry about it all you want but you did not win the genetic lottery as a fighter if you are short. The only thing you win is a big bear hug from me, and my condolences.

losing weight can reveal more of your penis, which is engulfed by fat. Can relate, manlets look like they have bigger dicks

Skyscraperfags are so easy to knock over.

my gym partner is 6'5 and 23 lb heavier than me , i'm 6'2 , once i managed to take him to the ground and lock his head between my thighs but he literally stood up from his lower-back and slammed me to the ground until I let go.

sounds like a fag porn scene but moral of the story is, more height=more potential muscle mass=more destruction. No matter how hard i try I can rarely win at wrestling vs taller and heavier guys. The manlets straight out refuse fighting me as mentioned

been in plenty bar fights back when I lived in the Slavlands. I'm talking broken beer bottles,thrown chairs and roided-up muscle-slavs. Lost a fair share but only twice by a shorter dude and both times it was the same guy. I swear the guy was a blackbelt in something.

Those were the days

do you own a tracksuit?

user, you'll need to work harder if you want to overcome the disadvantage of being a skyscraperfag.

sigh
you're pretty dense, aren't you? I suggest you combat your insecurities before you try and fight people over the internet. Peace out

no, but I have adidas sneakers,pants and a t-shirt. i call it my slavsuit

I bet your raw white uncut dick tastes like marshmallows.

chek'd
shitpost tho
back to your trap board faggt

wtf is wrong with you

since this is the sort of thread, im short but confident and I'm pretty outgoing fun interesting witty, what have u. what do I do about herpes then?

ive honestly felt like I dont think i can make a real connection then. like i want a gf now, not just some random sluts i coerce then they drop cuz i'm not tall enough and awesome but. i'm not gonna expect my chick to wear dental dams and ive had my fill with condoms.

i feel fucked in a very unfuckable sense

post dong and butt tbh fam

take your degeneracy back to 4volunteer

you're fucked. kys

4volunteer?

o shit niggers, c u c k is set to volunteer

k thnx bai

Not that strange of a derailment but still annoying.

Complete with selfie with pants pulled down to near cockneck

I am 5'9 but I am a kike and we are a short race

NON CHOSEN PEOPLE BTFO

hey, I found another one like you but he is being more shy about it
why are you low-key asking for more user? Don't be a closet-fag, that's the whole point of being anonymous.

fucking faggots

grats for being a tall kike. I feel bad your grandparents survived Auschwitz

lol'd at that pic.

My family left in the 19th century. all my family that stayed are in hitlers ashtray

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I think I wouldn't be so put off by the high T chest thumping ITT and more into it if that were the case. Oh and I do know
they're a friend and are always trying to get into my and everyone's pants. Good guy tbh.

Seriously though can you braggarts take it down a notch? This isn't /r9k/ but it's still a bit too Chad in here fampai.

Stop caring. They see how much it bothers you (trust me, it's obvious) and assume you're emotionally immature - most humman adults will detest that in a partner.

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good

they shouldn't have chased the shekels the nazis rolled into the shower room

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why masturbate to lolis when you can masturbate to qt3.14 Israeli womyn

Why masturbate to imperfect 3d kikes when you can tug it to 2d perfect waifus

Because having sex with israeli womyn is hot. they are very aggressive in bed tbh

Why give up on 3DPD before the thrill of impregnating a young teen? It's the greatest form of domination, humiliation and sadism. Watch them panic and dead end their lives before it truly begins!

Don't you have a debate, Donald?

wait this thread is not what i expected
Oh my

tbh I love it. Keep it up guys!

Please tell me your actual height. Surely, being a man, you would at least grow taller than your mom.

Nice try, but that guy left the thread a while ago

do I really have to post another pic to prove it?
fuck you, manlet.

Nope. Straight guy I just think it's funny.

I kind of wish user IDs would just come on for about 5 minutes randomly each day. Samefagging is fun but so is seeing the results at the end.

Propose this feature at >>/sudo/.

*>>>/sudo/

Actually no, I've been monitoring the thread but i stopped posting when the fags started flocking to my picture. Plus it has been derailed beyond saving

Go ahead, I'm actually curious to what you are gonna post in order to pretend to be me. Meanwhile, here's my tank-top

Fuck me.

Feels good.

On second thought, I don't want that feature because I samefag like crazy. Almost every thread here I jumpstart a bit by samefagging whether I am OP or not.

All the same person

I've been seeing self pitying manlet threads on Holla Forums for years
I've always thought they're being whiny bitches who need to get over it.
I'm 1m86 myself 6.12, for those who use the illogical, retarded imperial system
One day I found myself at a bar, talking to about 5 other guys who were all basketball players, towering above me

I felt like a little bitch. It's a sort of demasculinising feeling.

Sucks to be you, OP.
I've always taken my tall stature for granted.
Consider my tall privilege checked.

Close.

because your dad has larger hands and feet

being a kike is the solution to being a manlet. you may get tossed in the oven but at least kike qts don't laugh at your height

If you are short in general it doesn't feel as bad as when you are above average but surrounded by giants. It's like having a superpower that is useless

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6'7" guy from earlier in the thread here. I've had a similar experience. Weird to be the short guy.

Stay strong manlets.

#bringBackIDs

All the abnormally tall guys I've met seemed to be retarded so I never really cared. To be a 5'8 or less manlet and dealing with superior 6'+ guys must suck though.

Jezus christ that's over 2 meters.
I wouldn't want that neither, that's right up there in the 'freakishly tall' category.
If you're bulk as fuck, it might not be too bad, but I'm assuming you're a really tall skinny fuck, right?

Goddamn my height is perfect.
Papa blessed me.

3'5" guy here. Feels awesome being unique.
Girls carry me around all the time and I get to feel their breasts being pressed against my tiny body.
Keep being weak little faggots, manlets. Nobody cares.

Yea exactly, I didn't care in hindsight.
But I did get a taste of the feeling. It's just weird, being a manlet. I somehow kinda felt like I didn't belong.
Since that experience I understand these manlet threads. That fucking sucks.
Also, my 'range' in girls is pretty much unlimited as far as height goes. I never thought of the fact that many men have the problem that girls usually don't want men smaller than them. That limits your range a whole fucking lot if you're a manlet

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Yeah it's weird but after a lifetime I'm used to it. But that is about average height for the NBA. Privileges include almost never getting bullied and therefore able to be chill and at ease. Didadvsntages include inadequate legroom and banging my head all the time.

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Hotwheels?

I want to marry a woman that's smart, that has blonde hair and blue eyes, and is about my height just 2-3 inches shorter, because then I feel like we could produce true ubermensch children

Let's be real here; the range of women most men on here get is already so limited, being a manlet doesn't make much of a difference.

What gave it away?

Lol. I don't believe you but that's ok.

Do me user

Kys fag scum. This is a manlet thread

Now pic related

Why? They're fun.

I bet you'd like them to be drooling all over you. You can have em, I just want to know why i can't find a femanon on here

Femanons are not going to out themselves because they don't want to have to be forced to show their tits.

You know I don't even think that's why, so what it's there tits, chances are they won't be recognized, and even if they're saved or fapped too, who cares, I think it's because now with mentally ill trannies most of them time people say "post dick" or "probably a tranny" when femanons do post tits so it's like they can't prove shit without posting pussy, and I don't want to post my dick, but I'm not opposed to posting my torso, so maybe they don't want to post their pussies.

Just a theory

That could very well be. But I still think if a femanon wanted to flirt with a guy they would have to build up some nerve to show them and the possibility they would be told how disgusting they are. Anons are tsundere as fuck. And if they get a positive reaction they get evrryone's attention when they just wanted one or a couple of guy's. Or even just to talk.

I've seen femanons slip up with something they say indicate they are a girl, and then clam up immediately when they/we realize.