How do y'all like my haircut? i think it is pretty sleek, trendy, and the epitome of modern style

how do y'all like my haircut? i think it is pretty sleek, trendy, and the epitome of modern style

Looks like someone blew a fan to your face.

Beret cap/jheri curl?

do you like my dog?

it isn't permed. it is combed over to the side after i wash it.

It's looking rather timestampless.

wow fag, here. i dont give a fuck if you can't read it either.

the lighting setup is stupendous it almost makes you look black

yeah, thank god i'm not am i right my white friend

Go nig somewhere else nigger

it appears i'm too busy nigging here though. damn shame.

kinda looks like you're black

can you harvest me some dank kush

i only smoke weed officer, within the law defined legal guidelines of my medical prescription.

Are you the black guy that used to do Q&As every week?

Why would you want to make this thread?

no

it is less boring to me than the rest of this currently shitty board.

On the side you look like a dinosaur though.

my new steam icon, thanks.

Get a nailbrush.

And what kind of conversation do you EXPOCT US X-DDD to have? There's nothing exceptional about you, why do you want us to talk about you?

oh shit, i didn't even notice my nails were dirty. thanks man.

there is something exceptional about me
my haircut

You must be one plain old boring Jane aren't ya?

Yeah no problem faggot.

pretty much, yeah.

What do you do for fun filipino-fag

shoot pool
play MTG
watch kamen rider
lurk on here
troll on here
post healthy content on here
post this trash on here
collect bad porn
collect images of dolls
dnd with friends who cant dnd
other shit.
occasionally i smoke with friends or go to the movies (alone or with friends) after hotboxing my car.

post dolls now

hipster shit and attentionwhore both. Dayum son kill yourself

Ok, show your full body outfit, lets dissect your fash.

Seconded

Also, check 'em

what? the only thing that is obscure on that list is fucking kamen rider

i've dumped all 300+ before, you know who I am. here are a couple.

webcam too shitty.

fail.

those aren't dolls those are action figures

I don't want to see CGI, please provide a proper picture.

Hey OP, please take a "Check 'em" pic for me pls

seconded

i wish i owned a real webcam

better one

Holy shit, lift more.
From here you look like a filipino or some other type of pacific islander fag. Am I correct?

...

Not at all. I'm black and native american. And not that faggy 1/16 Cherokee shit, I'm 1/4 Catawba

Ashwin you cringey fuck

get off my board REEEE

the football payer?

kinda hot tbh

in a faggy way

wow let me fix that.
jk, I don't bump my own shit, but y'all niggas don't know what y'alls be missin' (or some other ebonics phrase)

thanks man, gives me some of that good 'ol ego.

You have slim eyes. You should get round glasses to counter that. Slim glasses doesn't fit you.

Also you URGENTLY need to gain weight, you're literally skeleton.

Maybe you should consider getting a mustache too, you might need some smuggyness to counter that plebbyness.

like this?
bigger glasses, and a jacket to hide my skeletor frame

Nigger just lift

nigger no. i work for a fucking florist, and women don't buy flowers from giga nigga, alright.

implying lifting is easier than eating

i eat fuck-tons, but was gifted with a hyper metabolism.

fat guy here

i find that eating is easier than not eating
i don't even know how.

kill yourself you fat cumskin

Well done, but these glases would be better.

Also , ditch the jeans. Get some flatted pants, and perhaps darker shoes. (Light shoes doesn't fit you)

how do i stop being fat?

Just buy some weights at home, you can literally get a pair for like 10 bucks at random bodybuilding store.

You can masculinize those arms within just a few months.

calm down user we dont all share your bro fetish

did you just tell me to skip leg day?

how do you fap OP

in the bath tub, pointer and middle in the bum, and try really hard to jizz on my own face

Cut out sugar and starches completely
Eat lean meats and vegetables

no potato will ever gib you
just dont eat stupid shit but you will never skinny as OP

also tell him to eat several small meals with a certain time scale in between proportionate to the size f the meal, to help increase metabolism and ease digestion

i wouldn't seem so skinny if i want so tall tbh.

wasn't

are you guys watching the hillary trump debate

use english

I'm just bored man.

what kind of mongrel are you ?.
i can tell the nigger part but there is something else.
south east Asian ?

yes. Trump has gotten his act together for this debate too.

covered here

man, i got mad skills, i could tell the Asian in you

correct/10

...

and a scalper

draw a picture of yourself fucking Cerea

I had a mohawk when I was 15 too. Im 31 now.

im 18

What are you then?

My point still stands

back at it again with the bump

ayo hol up

SHIT OC, fresh of the press

you look like a fucking faggot.

disgusting.

SAGE POST SQUAD!

the dog eats better than me.