Hey Holla Forums, my boyfriend just kicked me out of bed saying that he needs the extra room. My question to you is...

Hey Holla Forums, my boyfriend just kicked me out of bed saying that he needs the extra room. My question to you is, should I slice him up in his sleep?

tits w/ timestamp or GTFO

and yes, man tits are acceptable

Eat that patriarchal bastard.
It's VORE time

Show us your cock lad. We appreciate you.

Then he'll take up less room

tits and dump him and be my fuccboi or gtfo


seconded.
you have 10 minutes to deliver

Here you go

You should politely him ask him if everything is ok. Why is he upset?

Calmly tell that it's not ok to kick you from your room.

Disappointing. You did deliver though.

I don't think so girl.

Now post your dick.


We haven't confirmed that yet.

There's a huge ass story here, but essentially, we do 2 rooms, and I told him he could do whatever the fuck he wanted during the day, with or without me, no questions asked, as long as we sleep together.

Needless to say I'm the one who does the cooking and cleaning and laundry and wakes him up to breakfast and shit. I do that because I enjoy taking care of the person I love. The one thing I ask for is some motherfucking empathy.

*we do HAVE

I am angrier than I should be.

Will you take a picture of my Jigglypuff instead?

eh, I guess I can fap to a jigglypuff tonight.

I have an Evee and a Meowth too if that's any help.

Sounds like he's just havin a wank.

are you autistic OP? where do I find girls like you (ones that browse Holla Forums)

Dubs do speak the truth.

Presumably on Holla Forums?

Yeah but every time I try to find one they're taken, ugly, or something is seriously wrong with them.

The taken ones are probably still clinging to the husk of a relationship with an asshole who will never change. Just show them you're better.

If they're ugly.. nothing I can do there m8.

As for something being seriously wrong, just pay attention to red flags lol.

but i can't just start a thread saying "buying gf" and then get one

Someone post that infographic on how to spot common mental illnesses in wiminz

Why not?