Japanese Massage, Baby!

Let's learn how to massage, through a certified instructor. Hai!

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Apply ultrasound directly to forehead.

I'm not watching this gay orgy

It is important that you tense down the whole tunnel slope with trembling slim-sonic before you go deep probing the anus.

Remember: Center of perineum is "most comfortable".

At the beginning, months ago, your penis was very slender.
Penis is now getting thicker.

ASS♂WE♂CAN!

Who knew that a simple scrub brush for saucepan, could revers eaging?

In order to reverse aging, you must also apply the vibrator directly to the spine.

Where is innovation?
He found a new vibrator at a sex shop, but if you put a sock over it, nobody will notice that it's shaped like a penis.
Why left shoulder? His body told him.
His breast feels her breast's buzzing.

Notice how the penis is now bigger than ever.

…but you may be asking: "What about the data?"
Well, here are the medical records, complete notes like "single" or "married".
It turns out that the average success of EJ is 50%!
Especially men in their forties are helped by this.

Afterward, he experienced very relaxed ejaculation for the first time.

where can I get man-panties like that?

those are panties for married man
only a woman knows how to get shitstains out of those panties

wow.
that is the first time I've seen a moneyshot on yt

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I've actually been subjected to a doctoral prostate massage that certainly wasn't needed, by a doctor just out to sexually molest me, at a state healthcare facility, as a "treatment" for severe stomach pain.
I'm not feminist-mad about it - I just think it's weird that sometimes they seem to believe their own bullshit, denying that they're just being gay. Notice how he's not going all anal with the old WOMAN here, for instance "because his body tells him otherwise". He's just gay.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR

Some people just want to watch the lulz burn.

Japanese don't get shit stains in their underwear, because they use bidets.

White people should start using them too. They're only like $25 on Amazon, and easy to install.

Here's a tip:
First use a bidet, and then wipe your ass.
Notice how the paper is BROWN?
…as if the shit wasn't even wiped from your ass at all?
you can try this with a shower as well - no need for installation.
Bidets are a scam.