Go into your room

rip off the strap on and beat her up with it

Immediately present my ass like a good sissy white boy.

take it off and shove it in her mouth

Tell sis to leave my dildo and other shit alone.

Tell her to get dressed and get out. because I'm not desperate, not submissive, and not naive.

Bend over
Spread ass cheeks
Say "Please be gentle, It's my first time"

Ask what happened to her head

Hey, why not

fuck her right in the pussy

usually when I walk into my room I'm not crouching next to my bed

Depends if it's the second time you've walked in.

butthurt nigger detected

1. It's her body, meaning she gets to wear whatever she wants and, as long as it's within the laws, no one gets to say anything. Look away if you don't like it.
2. Women are not to be dictated by men's sexualisation of them or their bodies, or clothes, or lack of clothes.
3. If there's one person who shouldn't sexualise a woman, it is a man. No woman should have to fear a man sexualising them without their permission.
4. Breasts aren't even primary sexual body parts. Sure, breasts are nice to look at, but so are faces and legs, and you don't expect people to cover those up.
5. A man’s primary concern should be to keep women safe and happy. If a man can't do this while she's topless, then he's a lousy man.
6. It’s 2016; women are going to wear whatever they want. Get over it.

troll harder Google

I know it's a troll but it's funny:

1) There's a random stranger in my room naked wearing a strapon. Either she better expect to get the hardest dicking in her life, or she better leave.
2) Women and men literally dictate our lives on what the other finds attractive. Otherwise we wouldn't find each other attractive.
3) Male or female, we're all sexualized because we're a sexual species faggot.
4) Breasts, outside of a womans vagina, are the only things that matter in a realistic sense. They feed the child.
5) A woman's primary concern is keeping his balls empty and his stomach full.
6) It's 2016, the day of the rope approaches.

Is this all a man's got to do to get some free porn?

White boys are sissies. volunteer porn is great, the holocaust happened its a well known fact accepted by any respectable member of academic white genocide isn't real no matter how much you cry or lie Holla Forums is a sub par means of entertainment.

Give me porn of white men fucking blacks now!

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Take her strapon off and fuck her pussy, ass, mouth, and then mouth again.

1. Play with tits
2. Rape

That looks fuckin ==LETHAL==

I'll ask what my sister is doing with the mold casting of my dick on her?

Why do strapons that big even exist in the first place? What kind of a fucked up nigger would destroy their ass with that thing?

Yes I get it, op is joking here but some nig nog is seriously taking that shit in the ass.

How do you make the text red on Holla Forums?

(OP)

grab a sharp knife

cut that dildo

put the knife to her neck

then force her to eat the boiled egg

(gay) mudskin confirmed

Not related to pegging or strapons, but I considered beating a woman into a bloody mess with a dildo one time. It was the only thing to hand in her bathroom and I'd just about had enough of her shit.

Why is that penis black tho. I thought niggers had smaller dicks than whites?

like this

thanks for the rare

heh

Niggers don't actually have dicks. They reproduce by spores. They release the spores by saying "Muh Dick". If a nigger ever says this near you. Close your eyes and cover your mouth, nose, and ears. Or your head will be infected. After a few days it will explode in a shower of baby niggers.

That poetic man.

I show her my my giant chimp limp dick.

Tell them this isn't op's house.

if i pulled that off, would she die?

shoot her in the chest with my shotgun because she's a potentially dangerous home invader

I'd tell you to go back to halfchan.

Call 911 and prosecute her for breaking and entering

I'd ask her if she had a tumblr account, or any other place i find dirty pictures of her…

Ask her is she wants a bowel of eggs and a cup of coffee.

what the fuck reddit-tier meme is this egg shit?

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I'd smile and say 'hi', then coyly smile and ask if she wanted some eggs or anything to drink, maybe a glass of fine wine or real ale. Then I'd impress her by talking about how many dinosaurs I have tamed on my private single player ARK Survival server. I'd then 'accidentally' drop my keys and bend over to pick them up, pausing so that she could get a lingering view of my ample firm buttocks. I'd look back at her and smile shyly slowly standing back up. I'd turn back to her slightly pushing my groin area forward so she could see the bugle growing in my fashionable Levi jeans, then tell her how most my clothes are designer as I think spending the extra money is worth if for the good quality over most supermarket crap, I'd then show her my cheeky but sexy smile. At this point she would probably be in the early stages of falling in love with me.
She would stand up and smile sensually while slowly walking over to me. She's say something like, "I don't know what it is but I'm incredibly attracted to you, maybe it's your sense of fashion or sexy ass or maybe its the way you can pull off wearing a fedora." Then as she slides her hand around my ample waste and tips me slightly back she says, "Whatever it is I think I respect and love you with all my heart". Then she would kiss me firmly on my lips. It is so sexual. I take of my clothes as we slowly undress in the dull light and she gasps as she sees the length and girth of my rock hard penis. I tell her "My virginity is yours to take my beautiful maiden". She breaths heavily then looks deep into my smiling eyes and reaches down to put her trembling hand over my engorged member and I can hold back no more. I spray glob after glob of yellowish, fishy smelling cum all over her hand and say "Sorry, it's no one's fault baby, you are just too beautiful, maybe we can just cuddle instead". I smile earnestly to show that I'm being honest with my intentions. She then puts her dress on, and without looking back, leaves into the night never to be seen again, taking my heart with her.

Reminds me of a greentext story.

FuuuuUUUUUUUUck, someone beat me to it.

SNAP

Do I win a prize?

Great minds think alike user

here's rem offering you her hand before you get married.

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10/10 would ask for more karotz

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dysomnia plz

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Goddamn, I wish I could forget that. Fuck you for reminding me of it.

ya'all need dis