I overclocked your calculator user, you ready to solve some triple integrals with me?

wat do?

There better be a benis under that skirt

for what purpose?

Something to hold onto.

await the robot waifu to offer growing my heirs inside her

whaaaat? tell me you didn't touch my calculator with your vagina hands?

good one, doing math with a woman? that's like reading with a blind dude. oh and thank god that's not my calculator, i'm sure you broke it.

wew

shut the fuck up dumb bitch and get on dez nuts

get naked

no

dropped

shes broken it
FUCK

you mean like
∭x

go away pseudonerd

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"Iooks like someone graduated high school"

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Test calculator on speedtest.net if it slow she bs

"That's not my calculator. I don't have a calculator. You must have me confuse with someone else.

Why the fuck would I need an overclocked calculator instead of writing a program to calculate it for me on a computer? Or better yet, a program I can put on my phone.

I was going to sell that calculator when I'm done with this course and now I'll never get it sold at a decent price.

Stupid bitch.

I'm gonna Integer Overflow your pussy then

looks more like a unsigned short to me

Math isn't really my thing, can we discuss geo-political history instead?

dump the porn of her plz

Brushing up on the Crusades, got anything?

Nah, I'm mainly into the details of the pleb recent history stuff. Pre-WW1 to today.

no, thx, fat-ass

Thanks for overclocking my calculator hun, now if you could use it to work out these three things:
1. Calculate how many fucks I give
2. Work out the probability of you getting a slap if you don't get in the kitchen and make me a sammich
3. Using average dick measurements, how many dicks can you fit in your mouth at the same time?

thass ok, honey
i'll just overcock your incubator
ready to solve the mystery of the purple mushroom?

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are you ok?

wat do?

Sure. Show me your pussy first.

Perhaps his grip is a bit tight

so it's a chode?

If I learned how to solve integrals by myself, you surely will endure the same pain, you fucking slut. I'm not doing your fucking homework. Why don't you ask Chad for that, uh? Piss off.

Does it play dwarf fortress now?
How bout aurora?

How much bacon is that?

up

JINKEES