You walk into your stepmoms room and see this! What would you do?

you walk into your stepmoms room and see this! What would you do?

fuck

walk. the. fuck. away. you don't know if it's the Phoenix Force or actually Jean.

Her room is the kitchen?

Well duh, you shouldn't let women run around ruining things they know nothing about.

Ask her how to get a jaw that manly

this

180 degrees and walk away

"is that the postcard the hendersons wrote?" "wow, can i have the stamp for my stamp collection?"

I would say, "What the fuck are you doing in my stepmom's room'"

Freak out because I didn't know I have a stepmom

i hate her face

Fling my poo at her

rape her

You're not my real Mom!

that's a big oven right behind him.

ask her for my jaw back

ut not her body amiright

Shoot her with a gun.

vomit

Approach her with slow confidence
The eye contact begins to get uncomfortable but you continue
One foot.
Your dick begins to fill with blood
Other foot.
Anticipation fills the air like a thunderstorm
You can smell her hair now.
It's that shampoo you like.
Her nipples begin to attempt escape through the front of her robe.
You could stick your tongue out and taste her now.
You place your head over her shoulder, brushing aside her silky hair.
Whispering sensually into her ear the following:
"My tendies are done in 30 seconds"

Get a gogurt out of the fridge.

Ask her if she wants a sandwich

nice

that's what she said

...

Turn and walk away.
In Australia, marriage makes sexual interaction incest, and incest is degenerate.

is my stepmom's room the kitchen or is there a kitchen in her room?

both

Use up our brownie points & put them next to the hot cocoa.

I never had a stepmom worth banging.

Too old. What is it this MILF obsession?

The younger (lawful), the better

Older women know how to fuck.

Ask her why she sleeps in the kitchen

This is why threads on here are shit.
People never check to see if the joke has already been done.

technically different.
To each his or her own rant

Make a baby.

I don't have a stepmom because I'm not a nigger

fuck off rulecuck

Fat bitch has cakes on her wall.
What a fucking pig.

You should try MILF at least once in your life, you might be surprised.

Porn bloopers are my new fetish.

All of them are asking why her room is a kitchen.
I think the technicality would dictate they are the same

ask her why the fuck dinner isnt ready

wew!

...

[long sigh] Dammit "mom", stop trying to fuck me. You know I'm not into that. Why the fuck do I keep visiting you and dad i you're literally not going to do JACK SHIT?

You gonna cook? No you're not. You never do. I'm cooking, get out of the kitchen.

That's clearly not Jean. Jean isn't that old, and plastic. Walk out, go find Emma, bang her butthole until she's stupid.

lol no