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looks like a shitty asmr clip to me

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8HzMD1oH1g

You're welcome

youtube.com/watch?v=F91Q90nZ0eU

Look it up in her channel

mah fucking god that was hot as suiside in japan

thats a male

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ASMR is so fucking stupid. For god's sake get a real girlfriend and have the bitch whisper into your ear, don't be listening to youtube videos, its like being a male and owning a personal dildo.

I can lip read, and this is what she is saying:
"OP is a gigantic faggot, and I wish he'd stop jerking off to this video of me talking"

citation pictures needed

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if you guys are into listening to girls you can give this thread a try >>>/wx/61794

You too, huh?

me too what?
she looks like a pretty face stretched over a picasso sculpture

Now that you mention it, yes.
Never mind.

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My god why didn't I think of that!!

You know, I've been playing a lot of space games, do you have any advice for getting me into space for real?

OMFG you're a genius!! What about money?

My whole life has been changed! Thank you so much user!!

this posts reeks of reddit please leave to there

That's a really low-effort response. It reeks of half-chan. Please leave.

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Maybe if you were able to experience relaxation and tingles from ASMR you wouldnt be so stubborn and hostile about it. ASMR is not intended to be sexual, sure some people (mostly normies) use it for that, but that is not the reason it exists.

Jesus fucking christ that's pathetic.

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Literally kill yourself, you are the cancer of this board

seriously leave though, literally no one wants you here

You do it for free, right?

Why do you let yourself be trolled into anger so easily? Are you really this weak?

nobody wants anyone anywhere. Fact: you don't have any friends on Holla Forums. When you posted in this thread, nobody said, "oh hey! it's that cool guy! welcome back!" You and I are equally worthless, and nobody else cares or doesn't care about us.

If I actually left, you wouldn't know about it. If I stay, you wont know that either. We will never know if we speak to each other again (although if you're paranoid you might imagine it).

In summary, learn to deal with your feelings in a more constructive way.

nah i could tell, there would be generally less faggotry and obvious straight-from-reddit imports

Fellate a shotgun my autistic brother

no i'd say my payment is your salty tears of butthurt

You don't have a metric or a systematic process for counting it, so all you ever really get is confirmation bias.

Why do you let yourself be trolled into anger so easily? Are you really this weak?

That sounds like projection.

That sounds like projection.

yeah shut the fuck up and post more qt girls dumb redditor

Fellate a shotgun my autistic brother

lol. nice one.

god damn right I'm posting more cuties.

let the anger flow through you. Feel its warm embrace. Don't let the loneliness intrude.

lol. nice one.

For true wisdom, refer to my first post:

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I accept that as an accurate summation of my post. Thank you. In return, I give you khaleesi of the grass sea

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