*yawn*

*yawn*

It's getting pretty late, user.

When are you coming to bed?

I have insomnia.

I'm sorry about that.

after a fap. come watch something on my tablet, user

i don't know, i have to get this screen firmware working, i'm sorry i wish i was there with you.

Well, I'd better go… someone's gotta impregnate their loli waifu!

waiting for u to tell me what story you want

That's not how it works

I have dysnomia.

if you work you die

how 2 remember dreams? used to write them down but now gone right after i wake up. wtf bee

stop eating toothpaste

I have to go to school tomorrow, trying to ignore my sister so I won't get scold for it

I beg to differ

It's too fucking hot.

lET HE SLEEP NAKED ON YOUR CHEST… THAT'S A NICE COOLING REFRESHER

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how did you get out of the cellar?

Sorry I was away for a bit just then… I landed a shit that was so large and long, that I had to stand up to deliver it… it started leaning out over the top of the bowl… it was slightly scary, to be honest…its golden glowing glistening eyes of corn winking back at me… I had to poke it down using the brush, before I could flush it away.

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u r not allowed to speak, u cartoon-wannabe

I know how you feel.
The release that comes with passing out is amazing.

Oniii channmm~

no

never will I ever, make me.

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noyce dubs… too bad it for the sole purpose of advanced faggotry

you have insomnia because of the hat man? sure he might be a bit creepy but it's not the worst thing you can see at night, he just stands there

Whenever you get the fuck back into you're own bed, slut.

Fuck you. Shadow people are the most disturbing for that reason.

Like nigga why the fuck are you just standing in the corner like a retard? Hurry up and do your scary shit so I can get on back to sleep.

How can I sleep when I have a semi-naked loli sleeping next to me every night?

In the morning, after I return from work.

Well, there's your problem, right there

What a cruel reality this is

she's no ghost, I assure you

I sleep in my own bed you creep.