Autistic Stripper

I still don't fully comprehend what happened.

ok?

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is this a surprise

holy shit.this reminds me i should start watching monster musume

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yes

yes you should

Thanks. I wanted a qt vidya gf and you ruined my dreams.

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Friendzoned by a socially autistic stripper.

That's rough.

She sounds like a homestuck fan

all worked out pretty great

Not getting sex from stripper instead.

What are you, gay?

I like confusing strippers (easy to do). I had a stripper saunter up to me and ask for jukebox money and then say "what kind of music do you like". I looked at her straight in the eye and said "Opera…". She made a wierd face and stammered Uh I don't think they have any of that, then she walked away.

fucking pro-strats

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IDCAM

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ITT: Things that didn't happen

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Probably a cam girl that became interested in the game she was camwhoring for, but has stripper friends that don't give a shit.

she a ho

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