How does one interact with a female?

How does one interact with a female?

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Are you a "pussy slayer" teach me

Act like you're talking to someone 10 years younger than you

works every time.

The same way as with a male

Really?

No.
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It's either a woman or a faggot, don't do that. Read this and base your interactions off of women's evolutionary biology.

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You leave the money in an envelope on the dresser instead of giving it to her directly. She counts it, then comes to sit by you on the bed. She smells like cigarettes, stale jizz, cheap perfume, and sadness. You get too nervous to get it up, and you spend the hour watching TV and trying not to look at her. When the hour's up, she rolls her eyes and leaves to go tell her fellow females about you and laugh.

Then you lay down and cry and listen to the traffic going by on the interstate outside until you fall asleep.

That's how one interacts with a female.

10/10 date. Would do again.

i stare at them from a safe distance and when they talk to me i run away
works every fucking time

my sides

Better than what I've ever got

Walk up to her and say this:

AY YO GURL, LEMME HOLLA AT YA…U WANT SUM FUK?

At first sighting, you should try toppling them over as soon as possible and insert your penis in their vagina. Try to avoid getting hurt, pursue if they try to escape and use as much force as possible when restraining them. The goal is to impregnate the woman and avoid getting caught by law enforcement.

Become a pick-up artist

Watch and learn from the master

I will tell you my story.

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You don't. Tell me, does this song trigger you, kid?

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touch butt

First use the 3-second rule, approach preferably a full set, use playful language, some negging, escalate with kino, relocate and more kino, then get digits and a kiss close.

See its easy!

say hi

I can only tell you from my experience.. If I unexpectedly saw a really hot female in my house I would smile and say 'hi', then coyly smile and ask if she wanted some eggs or anything to drink, maybe a glass of fine wine or real ale. Then I'd impress her by talking about how many dinosaurs I have tamed on my private single player ARK Survival server. I'd then 'accidentally' drop my keys and bend over to pick them up, pausing so that she could get a lingering view of my ample firm buttocks. I'd look back at her and smile shyly slowly standing back up. I'd turn back to her slightly pushing my groin area forward so she could see the bulge growing in my fashionable Lee jeans, then tell her how most my clothes are designer as I think spending the extra money is worth if for the good quality over most supermarket crap, I'd then show her my cheeky but sexy smile. At this point she would probably be in the early stages of falling in love with me.
She would stand up and smile sensually while slowly walking over to me. She's say something like, "I don't know what it is but I'm incredibly attracted to you, maybe it's your sense of fashion or sexy ass or maybe its the way you can pull off wearing a fedora." Then as she slides her hand around my ample waste and tips me slightly back she says, "Whatever it is I think I respect and love you with all my heart". Then she would kiss me firmly on my lips. It is so sexual. I take of my clothes as we slowly undress in the dull light and she gasps as she sees the length and girth of my rock hard penis. I tell her "My virginity is yours to take my beautiful maiden". She breaths heavily then looks deep into my smiling eyes and reaches down to put her trembling hand over my engorged member and I can hold back no more. I spray glob after glob of yellowish, fishy smelling cum all over her hand and say "Sorry, it's no one's fault baby, you are just too beautiful, maybe we can just cuddle instead". I smile earnestly to show that I'm being honest with my intentions. She then puts her dress on, and without looking back, leaves into the night never to be seen again, taking my heart with her.

…. I've suffered from deep depression since and the medication the doctors give me made me spotty & overweight. I feel less of a man for not consummating our act of love that night and I know deep down I will always love her and would take her back even if she has been with other men, even those men of colour.

Last night, as I often do, I lay naked in bed on a hot muggy evening, intoxicated by the heady scent of my own sweat and as my thoughts wondered back to that fateful evening I touch my penis, imagining my hand his hers, it helps if I wear a thick rubber washing up glove that's been in the fridge, and begin to stroke my somewhat rigid penis until I smile loudly and spill my seed out slowly from the tip of my glans. She was so beautiful that even the minds image of her makes me ejaculate sooner than I would want to, the pleasure lasting mere moments. I get most of the cum wiped off on my sheets knowing my mother will wash them anyway once a month, whether they need washing or not. God I love that woman and cherish her, I often thank the gods (or I would do if I was not an atheist, I don't have time for anything as childish as religion) I have such a loving mother. She has been my rock throughout my life, guiding my every action and decision. She helped me choose which subjects to concentrate on at school, which hobbies were safe for me and what course I should do at college and she even gives me really good advice on girls and lets me know when I've picked a bad one. Due to my bad decision making skills I've brought home enough bad eggs in my time.

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wait, you can interact with them? is there an official interface definition or is it reverse engineered? where can i find the documentation?