When your girl has hair under the nose

we all know that feel, comrade

i don't even understand why women wear make-up at all, it's an admission of defeat. they know that they have to make their faces look good because the rest of them doesn't look good. if a woman is attractive enough, guys aren't going to be looking at her face.

you should tell this to the next woman you date

I guarantee she'll put out

i don't date women, i hire them.

so do you.

Thanks for the tip

makeup is more about them admitting their faces look like shit and deciding that looking like a clown is better

they use make-up because they think they are ugly
they blame hollywood and commercials, because they promote an unrealistic view of beauty
its all there on tumblr

that's what your mom said

so your dick is so small that she thought you'd only given her the tip?

if anything hollywood's unrealistic view of beauty lowers a man's standards since that shit is a freakshow

no, they use make-up because they are ugly. make-up is how they simulate attractive facial features that they do not naturally have.

but then it went too far and now they're painting their eyelids purple and shit.

everything has gone completely wrong.

Who cares tho

you, obviously

Nope

why else would you have that picture

You reminded me of some guy who said "hurr, she has a mustache", so i reposted it here

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When your girl doesn't exist.

there is no shame in not existing

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