Fun things to do with a dwarf hamster?

fun things to do with a dwarf hamster?

He's a guy btw, so I won't fuck him because no homo.

Well then…..Feed him a snack and give him pettins? Shoving him up your ass would have been way cooler, though.

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Seconding feedings and pettings.

Pic related. Use a marker and make a cool design on his fur and post his pic.

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give it lots of huggsies, kissies and feed and water it until it dies of old age

Put makeup on it

a smoothie?

Rub your finger on his head as he eats food.

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Do you honestly not know that you are a faggot?

put it in a socket and bash the socket against the wall till its red bro

idk just put him under your tshirt those things love crawling under there

stick a paper napkin or just a piece of paper into his cage, watch amateur holehouse construction. Bonus points if you put the cage within hamster-hands reach of blinds or other tearable objects

seal a room so he can't get out. Remove all the furniture. Now build a hamster metropolis out of cardboard, tubes, and scrap.

Cup in palm of your hand. Record him doing his thing with phone. Upload weebum.

benis in vagina :-DDDD

rolling for this

give us that cuteness OP

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rolling for satanic trips

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Make it thinner.

Hamster up pooper with webm

get a quad copter or a electric airplane and make him the pilot 8)

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