I just ate a whole milk jug. I feel stronk and bearmode (for a 125lbs manlet ) now, what do I do?

I just ate a whole milk jug. I feel stronk and bearmode (for a 125lbs manlet ) now, what do I do?

how tall are you OP?

Do 100 jumping jacks, then spin in a circle 15 times

4'8"
Please don't think I'm a manlet

wholy phuc that's short

I'm only 5'6"

I'm 5' 9" and I consider myself a manlet lol
Being under 5 feet as a male is pretty shit though, you have my sympathy OP.

Wait fuck no I mean 5'8"

oh, that's a lot less bad.

who am I kidding it doesn't matter if you're 3'5" or 5'11"

if you're under 6 feet you're never going to get laid.

Th-they said puberty ends in one's mid-twenties
I still got a few years of growing left, I could be 6'4" in 4 years!

the last few years of puberty is just growing more ass hair

y-yeah I still have a few years left too


at this rate I'll be short AND have no asshair

Feels good to be 6'2

too bad you're ugly or something

or you wouldn't be on 8cham

why does this happen

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what

I figured that was obvious.

feels bad

feels meh-man

meant to reply to

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I'm assuming you're trying to bulk up, in which case you should go lift some weights otherwise why the fuck did you just chug a gallon of milk.

rape someone after covering them in milk

You are not supposed to eat the jug. Idiot.

what causes people to breed short inferior genes down through the generations.

I'm 5'11" and I have had sex

Seems legit

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