I'm about to cook a pizza

I'm about to cook a pizza.
Dubs decides how I cut it.

if nobody gets dubs before It's done cooking, I'll cut it into 6

obviously into the Holla Forums logo

fug

Do you even have to ask?

Don't cut it. Eat it whole and post a vid of you eating it whole.

well shit op

And don't give me that Trips don't count as dubs crap.

is it delivery?

Cut it into a dick and balls shape

It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno.

dumb-dumb, user already got trips.

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People who still roll after a win-rar.


you fucking newfag


It's just like cuckchan in here

is a frog a tadpole? is a fly a maggot?

is a tree a seed?

no trips are not dubs

OP here, dubs decided how I cut it, not if I cut it or not. I'm going to cut it.

just watch in the next year or so, there are going to be a migration of faggots posting dick rate threads and "faces of Holla Forums", also all the closet-fags will attempt to bring their trannies here.

make a pepe-izza then

Ya just had to make this into a crappy normal thread.
You couldn't have the decency to post a video of you savagely eating a whole pizza in your underwear?
Jesus, these newfags full of fail piss me off.

time to dump my shit

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As dysnomia I highly value my digital privacy. No photos/videos of me exist outside of government issued ones, and I intend to keep it that way.

there's an entire thread of dog-fucking from this guy complaining about porn if you want to Seymour.

Might as well post spidey too.

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You see it here OP, cut it like a moeblob.

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OP here. It's almost done.

I can do this but… I was going to deliver by showing how I cut it, what should I do, just take a picture of it done? That's boring.

Also I can't upload a video on my shit internet.

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Hmmm, you can take a picture of you just ripping it apart with your teeth in the dark.

i win

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Only redditards sage

Downvoted

Thats actually quite a logical way to cut pizza.
1) small pieces for girls who aren't so hungry
2) Crust-laden pieces for guys
3) Center cut slice for that 1 hipster that hates crust

THIS IS NOW A CP THREAD

give this guy a pussy.