I want a cute gf

I want a cute gf.

Too bad

please? I'll be good this time.

bump for gf

2D or 3D girlfriend?

both

I know fam, I know.

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i can b ur bf if ur a qt pi

what's with this "plz respond" maymay?

(you)

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Thanks for the (you)

(You)'re welcome

As do I, OP.


At least I have magic powers to look forward too. Though I still have the better part of a decade to wait.

i'm 30 and no powers
considering becoming a lesbian.

Only males obtain power upon the reaching of the sacred year of purity.

I'm 30 but haven't been laid in a decade. I lost my virginity when I was a teen but then turned into a schizo recluse by the time I was 20. I feel like a virgin tbh

I'm male.

I'm just considering becoming a trap and getting with some lesbian girls to teach them how the dick is like.

I'm not gay

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But you are not one so you will never obtain magic power.

(You)
Who needs a boyfriend, when you have a loving daddy?

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Don't you want grandkids though? I hope you would at least find her a gentleman.

I want to bully someone just like that guy does in those pictures, that must be the best.

Daddy is my gentleman

(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)

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