So here's the scoop Holla Forums

so here's the scoop Holla Forums
i rolled around and kissed on this girl last night but i didn't even get hard, and i wasn't even that drunk, had like 5 beers
same thing has happened every previous time i've been with a girl
i did get to suck her titties though which was alright
wat do?

pic unrelated but i will be bumping with jews

… try with men?

lol

Maybe it's the whole brain thing, where you're drunk enough to have whiskey dick but sober enough to remember it?

stop jerking off

Idk man. Was she hot?

that probably has a lot to do with it, and the fact that i like weird fetish porn exclusively probably doesn't help either
how do i get myself to like normal shit?


yes

It sounds like a combination of factors:
You jerked it too much prior to the encounter,
You felt pressure to perform due to her hotness,
You were drunker than you thought

OR:

UR A FAGGOT

sorry bra but yous gay

i haven't jerked off in over a week
going to try again with her tonight

Stop looking at porn.
Seriously.
You can still fap, but you have to use your imagination.
It's better to suffer through withdrawals now than be a limpdick for the rest of your life.
Protip: the faggots that tell you porn doesn't have anything to do with your ED are all Jews.

okay

I get it.

nah m8 you gotta masturbate just enough to last a lot and not have limp dick with a real woman

Where can I get some of that canned semen?

That's what happens when you rape a loli, you asswipe.

Your mom recycles, ask her.

oh shit

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too hip fab and groovy for me… I'm out

i sent her a snapchat of a pack of condoms with the caption "I want to use these", she responds with a winking-with-tongue-out emoji (see pic), what is your interpretation of this Holla Forums?

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