"Amber Heard is explaining why she has requested $50,000 a month in spousal support from Johnny Depp

Legal divorce, not even once

I'm looking forward to see some JUST OC and his meltdown on twitter.

Depp had it coming for mocking the God Emperor.

Wait, did she have a child with him? If not, why would she get more than a base "get back on your feet" $1000 a month for twelve months?

Or is that even too generous?

She's worth something like $11 Million.

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perhaps i should make a compilation

No child, and a short term marriage (just over a year), with no prenup. Amber was previously a lesbian before meeting Depp.

This cunt spends more in a month eating out than I spent of food last year.

She spends more on pet supplies a month than I paid for rent last year.

I agree. Never liked this cocksucker hipster. At least Amber Cunt made my dick hard a few times.

don't forget he also pissed all over Australia's quarantine laws and got shot down for it. I hate how celebrities think they're above the law. Strata should've taken his ugly little dogs and put them down just to spite him under the guise of national security.

just remembered

gijinka.blogspot.my/

What, no outrage for her bogus spousal abuse claims?

LISTEN & BELIEVE

Johnny Depp deserves worse. He rallied in defense of Polanski known child molester.

i find it very easy to hate women

JUST

I'm no great fan of Depp, but to hell with these types of claims. Live life like a mere normie or work hard enough to earn your shit if you want the life afforded to you. Depp could spend $50,000 a month in his damned scarves and I'd call that better money spent.

I just see this as yet another testament to the strength of meme magic.
Alimony/contested divorce, aka having one's "shit fucked up", is one of Holla Forums's most popular memes. There's even an active /just/ board that is only second to /bane/ as far as boards dedicated to a single meme go.
Johnny Depp is a liberal hollywood celebrity that has lived a life of godless degeneracy. As can be expected, his career began to slow down with age, and he began to lose his relevance. In response, he marries a bisexual slut and does a string of terrible projects, like Transcendence and Tusk.
But the lowest point of Depp's midlife crisis was when he stooped to do a Funny or Die skit that serves no purpose but to insult and defame Donald Trump. While Depp and Will Ferrell probably thought it was all fun and games, they had no idea that they had placed themselves in the path of an intense memetic warfare. Insulting TGEoM the way that Depp did is comparable to the denial of the Holy Ghost in Christianity. And not a month later, what happens to Johnny Depp?
This is a judgement from Kek. Blaspheme what is clearly his will and you will be cast into the JUST league.

…And just in time for the male vs female battle extravaganza. Lets watch how they build on this over the coming months. They are experts on the suggestability of the female mind.

I wouldn't doubt if Depp was willing to sacrifice his reputation for the "cause". All things considered.

These laws are only good in a society where women generally don't work and can't divorce for bullshit reasons like she wants to fuck other guys.

If a woman is a good stay at home wife but her husband turns out to be a fucking asshole who treats her like shit and abuses her, she should've every right to divorce him and get some money so she can survive until she can find a new husband. Sadly this is never the case anymore.

fucking how
i spend 300$ a month, at most

Depp deserves it. Brenden didn't.

Who's next on our list, o Blood Priest of Kek?

why is this cancerous shit on Holla Forums??

delete this thread

Because bitches extorting money from men through the legal system is pretty fucking relevant, dickhead.

How has he not hired someone to make her overdose?

50k a month for years and years or 100k one off fee?

Both sides are pants on head retarded

is her birth control laced with gold flakes?

move out of your parent's home, nerd.

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How much does a family of four get in food stamps each month?

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This girl ain't like the others, she's special.
It won't happen to me.

It'll be different this time.

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What makes her think she has the right to maintain a lifestyle she cant pay for?Why cant she cut the fucking costs?

She'd be big as a house if she spent that much on food.

she isnt even that pretty

would fugg
DD

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She's not terribly ugly but she does look quite manly for a woman.

Agreed. Brendan Fraser has always been a likable guy, free of pretense. Depp, OTOH, has always had this unwarranted mystique of being a brilliant actor, and it's always been a mystery to me where this comes from. Depp is a good actor, but no more.

At the same time, I wonder if mainstream media will rally behind Depp in a way they would never do for a more working-class type of actor like Fraser.

She has beautiful features, but I see something a little malicious/crazy in her in that photo. It's even beginning to etch itself into the lines of her face.

r u srs?

The only way to stick your dick in crazy is to wear a condom, fuck her once and never look back.

Also, why do these celebrities never get a prenup? I don't get it.

Dont even bother, no matter what woman you post someone will always complain about manly features. Ive seen this happen 100% of the time

Yes, she has a more masculine jaw than Johnny.

She has a masculine jaw, let me remind you she was also a lesbian meaning her genetics are messed up… so looking more manly shouldn't be a surprise in this case.

would still fugg
DD

Whatever man, im just fucking sick of seeing a "she looks like a man" on every fucking pic of a woman.

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I can only think of 2 things. One is being naive, liberal-influenced betas in terms of women. The other is buying into the popular myth that pre-nups are worthless.

>Tfw my parents house is only 210k for a 2 story 2500sq ft house only counting the top floor where we live

Holy shit man. Also
Shit my parents don't even pay no where NEAR that much for healthcare and it's a pretty decent coverage.

Eat some fancy Hollywood 5 star lettuce, le petit croissant, tutti de la frutti di mare and Chung Chang's world famous shark fin soup.

You're just mad that you'd fugg a woman that looks like a man.

So what was alimony originally intended to be?

WEW LAD

You kinda do

JUST

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FUCK

>marrying a whore model

I didn't take Johnny Depp for an absolute retard. Serves him right.

watchout bro, you almost fucked her pussy up bro!

thefappening2015.com/fappening/hacked-pics-of-amber-heard/

MY

is she fucking retarded? what is up with the handwriting?

is that some sort of reference to the long ranger i dont get because i didnt see some awful movie

Really?

She probably tried to write in reverse for it to work in a mirror - but got it retardedly wrong.

MGTOW are destined to rise more and more.

I've never agreed with MGTOW - why go full on celibate when you can just be rigurous about filtering the women you're with?

JUST ROB ME FAM

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE JUST

"I've never agreed with anti-refugee speech. Why go full close borders when can just be rigorous with the refugees you talk to on the strees?"

I'm not pro closed borders. I'm for rigorous filtering of rapefugees (a process through which maybe 1% would come in, 1% that are willing to assimilate).

This is literally reality now.

I am convinced all blonde women with green eyes are pure evil.

just saying i see women who look like this come into my shit retail job all the time, she's hot sure but not hot enough to be some celebrity elite

Wow! But that makes you a racist regressive bigot nazi!
Wow! But that makes you a MGTOW!

That's a fucking understatement. Median monthly wage in my EU country is 800 euros.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

HOW THE FUCK IS ANYONE ENTITLED TO SUCH AMOUNT JUST FOR BEING FORMERLY MARRIED?!

I am almost surprised there hasn't sprung up a flourishing underground hitman service. Divorce rape has just gotten so insane. It is sooooo much cheaper pay to off a bitch than to pay out the ass for life.

Granted, it would have to be black market which is why it could currently exist and I haven't heard about it. Or, if it did exist, why don't we hear stories here and there about ex-wives suddenly disappearing after divorce settlements.

But seriously, given the state of affairs, I would not be surprised at all if something like this pops up in the next 5 years

Browse Tor harder

Like said, it exists, but you just have to find it. If you google 'hitmen' and then browse the first page of links, you're going to be vanned before the sun goes down. I'm not advocating it of course, but even though dank net has been sensationalized by creepypastas doesn't mean there isn't some seedy areas of it.

MGTOW doesn't create white children. If you think you shouldn't make more white children, then you are anti-Holla Forums.

Being anti-MGTOW does not make you a feminist. Both movements need to die.

You're embarrassing yourself. Let it go.

Single mothers do not create stable white children. If you think you shouldn't make more productive stable white children, then you are anti-Holla Forums.

MGTOW=/= Feminism.

MGTOW is seeing a rain of arrows falling from the sky, and putting your shield up as protection from them. Even Spartans did such.

shut up you MGTOW loser!! real men don't complain!!

;')

Pick one

considering it's a genetic dead end

yeah, disorder works

Berlusconi is a billionaire who owns like half of Italy, he makes 10 times that a month. And supposedly a catholic christian (leader of the Italian conservatives) which organized down right orgies and then literally got caught with underage hookers.

His wife asked for divorce during the last bit of scandal… So yeah.

But it was with "cause" (with a gigantic list of tort for the husband) unlike in the U.S.

The man has an (incomplete) meta page on wiki for his scandals…

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trials_and_allegations_involving_Silvio_Berlusconi

Genetic disorder implies that it's something you're born with. Faggotry is a developmental disorder and a choice.

Somebody's triggered.
Face it, with more divorce horror stories MGTOW numbers will only increase until the divorce courts get fairer, which ain't gonna happen.

No pussy is worth $50k a month.

But they don't have a prenup. Why is she even trying. She can't get shit if they don't have a prenup.

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Actually, it's the exact opposite.

silly goy

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Neat, I stole your image. Mine was obviously better

its not about attraction. its about 3D womyn being disgusting human beings in their soul, that they start going expired after 25 years old, and 2D sex is safe sex. The day my waifu takes me to court for alimony is the day I pull the trigger

also, my picture is theoretically bigger than yours now

No such thing bub. It's called masturbation, what you're doing.

I wonder if her pussy smells like peaches

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If you're a man, there is absolutely NO FUCKING REASON TO GET MARRIED.

They are worthless, though, in the sense that judges can and have simply thrown them out because muh feels > reals.

She's a potential 8/10 who makes herself a 4 by pretending to be slutty and mysterious and being obviously slutty and crazy.

A fucking 5 can look like an 8 if they know how to dress and behave. Nothing is more hilarious than a naturally decent looking woman who makes herself look like diseased garbage because that's just the kind of person she is.

A classic peroxide blonde, she has a man jaw and looks like she'd suck your dick at the county fair for a plate of BBQ.

MGTOW are destined to die because they're defeatist betas and degenerate PUAs.

At least if they had an arrangement or code where they only fucked women who were already irredeemable whores, they could be somewhat tolerated. Instead, they virgin hunt. They actively shrink the already small pool of marrigable virgins.

The would rather spend their days banging sluts and ruining wifeable women than help save their fucking people and civilization. Many of them also deliberately racemix because muh dik.

There's a rope for every last one of them at the end of this.

The celebrity elite aren't chosen by how good they look, how their voices sound, or even by how well they can act.

They're chosen by how many pounds of flesh they're willing to sell to the executives. There are stories of 8 and 9/10 aspiring actresses going to Hollywood and being turned away at the door for wearing Christian jewelry.

You think that's bullshit, but tell me the last time you saw anyone in Hollywood wearing a cross outside of a movie. Hell, tell me the last time you saw anyone in Hollywood wearing a cross even including movies, disbarring the few where somebody actually plays a priest or a nun.

Actresses are deliberately filtered for zero morals or scruples. They don't want someone who might squeal about the coke and underage hooker parties. They want wives and girlfriends who will be right in there with the hookers, snorting lines.

The whole industry is run by literal kikes. Actual Christian-hating Jews. Not just Jews who are sort of Jewey in their own way. Full-on kikes. They react to good Christian girls who can act and wear crosses the same way your average vampire would.

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what if I do advanced masturbation with my waifu and unload into an artificial womb?

To make a child you still need live female eggs you dope. You wouldn't be having a kid with your waifu, and that's still not sex. It's artificial insemination, which shocker, still requires a human female.

Good Goy

karma for depp defending the west memphis three. pedo satanic fuck.

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I would get donated eggs for the artificial womb

I'm done arguing with a mentally handicapped individual. Lie to yourself if you want, it's no skin off my ass.

Reminder that Hollywood is perfectly ok with child rape

Bro, that 3k isn't to pay for insurance. It's for miscellaneous health costs not covered by insurance. Every. Month.

People who fuck, how does a good woman's pussy smell like?
How do you think her's smells like?

I bet she's full SJW amnesty open borders as well. SJWs need to go.

How do you think a wet meaty hole a couple inches from an anus smells?

niggy i shiggy.

Depends of hygiene of individual fuckbag. If she doesn't give a fuck about cleaning her pussy it smells like fish - stay away from that shit. If she put actually effort to clean herself it's quite pleasing smell. I like it anyway.

MGTOW, go away.

Vagina's smell from ok-ish to somewhat "stingy"(?), same for taste, although more sour. Varies depending on food she eats. Hard to describe the particulars, because it isn't something I want to be able to remember and describe on demand. Definitely better after a shower.

Sage because this is a retarded fucking question.

Transhumanism is I Fucking Love Science tier shit, m8.

Cheers man. Pic related was grill (right) I know and could possibly fugg

Always knew it can't be like peaches but fair enough

I'm not saying Johnny Depp should kill her

But I'd undastand

Go and be antiwhite somewhere else you faggot.

JUST

escorts are 150-700$ / hour

This chick spends more money on frivolous bullshit in one month than I've probably spent during my entire adult life.

JUST

he chose poorly and suffered for it. regarding attacking trump. what did he expect?

It comes from this Amy Schumer/Lena Dunham phony-confidence of "being as disgusting as possible is how you stick it to the patriarchy" despite the fact that they're both obviously miserable and would die to be even marginally attractive.

Kek repaid (raepd) him in return

This shit isn't even funny anymore. Go against Trump, Kek ruins you

Tfw I have a Ph.D. in engineering and make 40k/yr.

JUST

What happened in this gif? did he inadvertently trip himself when he slammed the cue down?

Looks like must have hit his knee and knocked himself off balance

dollars or Eurobongs

His question

Your answer

Are you a leftist by any chance? Because your "logic" is that of one.

He fell for the marriage meme.

This is the future of all those Holla Forumsacks who keep pushing the "u muzt murry 2 h4v3 WHAITE ch1ldr3nz!!!" meme.

Unless you can somehow convince your wife you're going to kill her if she tries this shit on you, don't bother.

You burger by any chance? In my country (EU) engineers get around 120000 €/ year

Probably true. Look at this bitch. Pure white/burger/good gene material / put up with the cokehead for a while. Still, this is murrica. Slavic women are different. See Melanija

the most expensive, high end escorts are 1000 dollars a night.
if you hire a different one every single night, that's 30k a month.
let's say 35k if you pay for their breakfast, taxi, hotel, drinks or whatever

This is one of the most insightful posts on 8ch I've ever read.

I really want to have kids. I think I'd be a great father but I'm terrified of the reptilian-like moral landscape of the modern woman.

What are the alternatives? Find a surrogate and pay for her to have your baby. Once she conceives, you're done and no conniving bitch can take your child away from you and turn him against you. The problem is that your kid will grow up without a mother - which is kind of cruel to the child and doesn't give them the best possible environment to grow into an adult. You can hire a live-in nanny to substitute…how much is that…$50k-$60k a year? And if she leaves, that will damage the kid as well.

What else can you do?…wait for robotic mothers to be developed? Imagine how autistic a child reared by a robot would be.

Holy shit, I could eat like an absolute KING for $500/month, and even then I might not need that much. I guarantee I eat more than she does

A top class Russian escort in St. Petersburg was 500 euros per hour for me. Blew my load in less than fifteen, but it was worth it since I'll never ever have a chance to get such fine woman.

child needs mother and father
looks at homo sex couples, the children end up having mental deffects
dont be keen to marry quckly, divorce is the cause of shit lib tumblrinas

Find your self a traditional girl, dont settle for just any too, you will find one user

120000 a year on just entertainment. :/

If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin
If it smell like trout, GET THE FUCK OUT

This is a win win, gold digger takes out a SJW Marxist actor.

Less Depp spreading shit in Hollyjew.

Remember Depp attacked the Trump.
archive.is/QupUM

ARYAN ALIMONY ASSAULT WOMEN

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Why is her name Amber Heard? She obviously didn't hear him the first time.

I would negotiate a better deal. I would cut that way down, with the promise that I was offering a reliable monthly income stream from a safe buyer. If she's read Art of the Deal, she'll know that it's better to take safer guaranteed income rather than pursue high risk investments.

You're forgetting that she's a lesbian.

KEKS FOR THE KEK GOD

The cue snapped in half when he slammed it down. The bottom half flew off. He was off balance because he was still pushing the cue down expecting it to stop at the ground, and when he lost his balance he slammed head first into the solid wood table.

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WTF, she's an autistic slut. I can't stop laughing.
GOOD AFTERNOON MY BELOVED TONTO MAN

is this even possible?
in the us, the average salary for engineers is 100k.
the lower skilled ones, e.g. mechanical, still make 67k - that's just the average. if you have a phd then you could easily make at least 70-80k+

unless it's a phd in social engineering, "patriarchal engineering and its effects on women".
or unless you have absolutely no work experience at all in the field (doubt it, you'd at least have experiments done for your phd and in uni).

Donald Trump will Make Prenups Real Again

But seriously, Depp should have read the Art of the Deal instead of starring in a parody of it.

Watch Donald explain his Prenup with Marla Maples

Has /just/ claimed its first victim? Are we witnessing another instance of meme magic?

are you womyn per chance?

FOURTH REICH WHEN

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he's a physical comedian or some shit, basically it's fake but he makes it look real

lick your hand for like 10 seconds. let the saliva dry for another 10 seconds. now take a big whiff and thats what a good pussy kind of smells like.

KEK CONFIRMS

Topfuckingkek

Someone give this man internets

50 a month.

See ya Canacucks.

How can I place myself under the Emperor's benebolence to escape my communist hellhole and help make memes great again?

how??

I miss sleepy negro.

And people still wonder why MGTOW exist ….

WHERE

If I was in the market for one, I'd probably look in a library.

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Https://8ch.net/just/

8ch.net/just/

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Ho don't let her eat her out for free

Lemony.

By killing self.

She eats at gourmet hot spots like Nobu where the food is $200 a plate

You can only eat out 10 times in a month if the food is $200 a plate.

Adventure?

First you must find Self in order to kill him.

Any advice on how to sex jer up fam? (the right one)

Will be meeting her next week for a drink.

/just/ advise me

$2,000 per month on eating out isn't that much when you're buying meals that are $200-300 each. She probably thinks she's being conservative.

Her
I want her to have my children

Lots more food and booze in this line item.

That's women for you. No matter income bracket women always seem to outspend men.

this tbh

A Commie got fucked. What's your problem Commie MGTOW? Fuck this Indian Elizebeth Warren JohnnyDepp

I hope every Aryan QT fucks over her Commie Injun boyfriend and takes everything he's got so she can by me stuff when I'm banging her shit up in the Vegas clubs!

superior

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Why is worthless thread still up? No it wasn't a question for you shills to answer.

He didn't marry with a prenup, there was no separation of capital and property.

His fault.

Also, he's the one that fucked up. If you scaled this down to lets say, a 1k a month earning, it'd be 100 a month.

You are truly a prophet of Kek, and he speaks to us with His memes. Everything you said is 1488% gospel truth

PRAISE KEK
OR GET JUSTED

And the Cream who is Chrispy

She is still one. She married the guy only to be able to rape-divorce him after a while.

How the fuck didnt he see this coming from a mile away?

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probably not, it probably smells like cocaine, mucus and semen

cocaine

I'm not attracted to 3d women. They're wretches in all areas. Try thinking without your dick for once.

Not even once.

Funny how that happens…

holy shit, jim carrey sounds and looks like bill whittle

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TOP KEK

The balls on this dyke!

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What a time to be alive.

fuck user, don't meme it, that's totally my type ;-;

not saying I disagree, but I know THOUSANDS of teen girls who'd bang the fuck out of him. Idk but Depp seems to have some appeal to chicks

fam…

Mfw

Fuuuuggg I never got around to seeing this movie but they did their research on modern women and their white knights.

yeah he's a real idiot.

i won't be in the position to cuck myself by getting married and supporting a woman because i'm a trap but even so, i wouldn't let a guy try to duck himself by marrying me.

the only time i, a good woman, or a sensible man would ever get married is if the whole institution changes back to like it used to be, where in exchange for his commitment to care for her, a woman commits to serve and respect her man. but it's never going to become like that again.

so fuck marriage, just live with her and have her act like a proper wife, with the freedom to dump her and not pay your house and car for it if she doesn't.

Well the girl Polanski raped said he should be left alone. I understand the law is the law and all that but if the victim doesn't even care anymore and she doesn't want him to be sent to jail then it's no big deal.

Enjoy your XY genes, mate.

Jesus fucking Christ you shills never stop.

I hope she's awarded most of his assets. Depp knew exactly what he was getting into - setting an incredibly bad example for other men - thinking he knew better than all the fallen soldiers before him.

I hope he ends up in jail after he is unable to pay all the court orders.

So many men will be saved by his sacrifice to the system. Go with God, Mr. Depp. We thank you!

And I think this was Johnny Depp's third marriage. If you're a rich actor with two divorces already you're a fool to get married for a third time.

Nanu!
Nanu!

The only way to kill the alimony train. By Mr. Robin Williams.

And by the way this is Mel Gibson's new girlfriend. She's an equestrian gymnast who wants to become a script writer. I don't think Mel is going to make the mistake of marrying her.

She seems like a really nice girl, not like all the others. They look great together. I hope he marries her and makes an honest women out of her. They're clearly in-love, and nothing will go wrong this time.

that means horse fucker

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horse fuckers, all of them

And you miss, are unable to analyze patterns.

lol. as long as she follows even mediocre hygiene practices then it smells good. just like how a girl smells good without putting on perfumes and shit. or even after breaking a sweat.

how is this even a question? they were designed to smell good. is this really a reason to continue to be afraid of girls? you're worried they smell bad?

don't masturbate and you'll see what I mean. they smell fucking incredible.

The irony.

It's not Robin Williams faggot

get married
joins the army
collect benefits

do it goy or your are not a man

no they aren't. only in your crazy head.
dickhead.

Well sure, but don't all of them do that? Isn't the real story here that he went against the EU so now they're burning him for it. Not sure, but remember hearing something like that.

breitbart.com/london/2015/11/09/italys-former-pm-silvio-berlusconi-lashes-eu-northern-league-rally/

Courts have been known to throw prenups out if they don't think they're fair. Yes, a court will side with the woman and nullify legal contracts if the judge feels like it. This is the playing field you get married on, same way your kids will be taken away from you through false accusations of child molestation every one knows is fake but the court are forced to take seriously.

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haha, she's just over reporting to get higher alimony.

it's a woman thing.

You're omegas just mad that you'd fugg a woman that looks like Amber.