Try jerking it

God damn it, why can't I get hoes out of my mind, Holla Forums? I just want to live my life.

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Remember that feeling. If you truly want a GF, you'll find one, when you finally do get a GF, you'll probably reach a point in your relationship where you wish you never had one. This is natural instinct, man wants to breed and abandon as many women as possible.

Man also wants to create and accomplish. You'll be better off without one. Get a job you love doing and make a shitload of money. Once you're financially independent, if you want to have kids, you can breed with a woman you see as prime choice, and then teach your children how you were successful she'll take your kids and run away from you and make you miserable.

As soon as you grow out of the mindset "what's in it for me" and enter "what do I have to offer a mate" you'll start seeing action.
That or just find a whore…

I'm pretty much the same, OP. I used to enjoy videogames, play them for myself, for enjoyment, now those intentions are somewhat gone.All I've been doing recently is trying to get good at Overwatch to hopefully attract a girl by being diamond rank or something.

I've even started going to cuckchan /soc/ again, just to even get a long distance relationship. Everyday, I wake up, I practice aim, I look for skypes and try to game. I wish I had someone so I don't have to put up with this shit. It's either try to find something or make a similar thread next year saying the same miserable things.

Why hasn't anybody mentioned the "grab a beer" and "lives with mommy" part yet?

That's the main problem right there. Get out of there!

okay just want to say this.

How cna you get a gf if you never leave the cave?

there is only one way, online. if you go that route

Otherwise, you need to print yoru name on a bunch of little papers with your number.
Hit on anything that seems interested in you at the mall (yes, you gotta stare into their eyes, 3 seconds)
then look away, give it 30 seconds, Hten look back twice
if she looks back at you in that time, smile

Casually back off, then casually pass her and go "whats your name" well here call me sometime

and LEAVE, unless she strikes up a convo

do that enough times (hey, expect 30 to 40 rejections) but ONE OF THEM is gonna bite.

there ya go

stopped reading there, degenerate

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Oh Jacob… go and stroke your Misguided Missile instead!